Universal Love TRTT Part 8: Random thoughts also sack Hinkley

[Smithy7]

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir” says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
“What are dose? asks the attendant.
“They’re called tees” replies Tiger.
“Well, what on the god’s earth are dey for?” inquires the Irishman.
“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Tiger.

“Fookin Jaysus”, says the Irishman, “BMW thinks of everything

Don't think I posted this here before, but did post it in the Premium Platinum Thread..

 

[Contested Marx]

At a service SA branch getting new plates issued. Everyone smells like petrol and old.

North terrace? It's like the gateway to purgatory there

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Butters Made Me Do It

I think we’ve found a place in Prahran.

We just don’t know how to pronounce the suburb?

 

[Butters Made Me Do It]

Per-ran

Near the train?

 

[Dylan8]

p'raan

 

[Lagooner]

It’s pronounced Knobsville

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Per-ran

Near the train?

Between Dandenong Rd and High St I think

 

[Grave Danger]

Butters Made Me Do It

I think we’ve found a place in Prahran.

We just don’t know how to pronounce the suburb?

“It’s Pr–AAN not Pr-AHN!” the black-clad, latte carrying Melburnians will cry

 

[Dylan8]

the black-clad, latte carrying Melburnians

 

[Eddie Dingle]

“It’s Pr–AAN not Pr-AHN!” the black-clad, latte carrying Melburnians will cry

Never wear brown to town

 

[Butters Made Me Do It]

Between Dandenong Rd and High St I think

Solid residential bit, some lovely parks (not far from Victoria Gardens?), and only a couple tram stops down High St to the nice restauranty bit of Prahran/Windsor along Chapel Street. Approved!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Solid residential bit, some lovely parks (not far from Victoria Gardens?), and only a couple tram stops down High St to the nice restauranty bit of Prahran/Windsor along Chapel Street. Approved!

Why thank you ma’am

On an unrelated note I’ve been in hospital for 14 days now and I am going ****ing insane.

I think I’m going stir crazy.

 

[Butters Made Me Do It]

Thats probably the Ween and Port Adelaide

 

[Eddie Dingle]

They won’t give me anymore morphine.

Endone is ****ing boring.

Whaddaya supposed to do for fun in these joints?

 

[Dylan8]

what's your proximity to revs?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Thats probably the Ween and Port Adelaide

I’ve been listening to The Fat White Family and The Viagra Boys mostly. Also Johnny Depps band P.

The “pain relief” got me through the North game but nothing will make me forget that shit from yesterday.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

what's your proximity to revs?

To what?

 

[Dylan8]

To what?

i thought you were a depraved little gremlin. i was wrong.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

i thought you were a depraved little gremlin. i was wrong.

You were wrong

 

[Eddie Dingle]

i thought you were a depraved little gremlin. i was wrong.

I’m with you now.

Too old now dylsy

In fact I haven’t shaved for two weeks so I’m starting to look like old coffee cup meme guy.

Except I’m not going bald

 

[edgie]

I’ve been listening to The Fat White Family and The Viagra Boys mostly. Also Johnny Depps band P.

The “pain relief” got me through the North game but nothing will make me forget that s**t from yesterday.

Is that the band where Johnny Depp plays with Brian Johnson?


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[Eddie Dingle]

Is that the band where Johnny Depp plays with Brian Johnson?


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No

Gibby Haynes

 

[DaTBird187]

No

Gibby Haynes

The cricketer?

 

[manureid]

Butters Made Me Do It

I think we’ve found a place in Prahran.

We just don’t know how to pronounce the suburb?

So when you arrive in Melbourne people may finally see you and Danny frawley in the same room?

 

[Doctor Feel]