Up the Arse! Goons Thread

[NTRabbit]

Sounds like Ronaldo used 'Look out, sir!' when a hit was landed on Di Maria, and to his regret the wound was allocated to Ozil instead of someone else.

The Emperor did not protect.

 

[Hand]

I saw an undercover cop on Elizabeth Street yesterday wearing an Arsenal top. What are the odds?

 

[glenferry23]

Pretty much confirms what we thought, it came down to a situation of having Ozil or Ba.

Jose Mourinho says he personally blocked Demba Ba signing for Arsenal after learning of Mesut Ozil's move to the Emirates.

Arsenal made a deadline day move for Ba and looked set to take the Senegal striker on a season-long loan, but the deal was halted by Chelsea boss Mourinho when Ozil's £42.5 million move was announced.

"I did not accept Arsenal's offer for Demba Ba because added to their signing of Ozil, they would have been title contenders," Mourinho said, according to reports in several newspapers.

Mourinho, who managed Ozil at Real Madrid, was full of praise for the Germany international and compared him to some of the greatest to ever grace the Bernabeu.

"Ozil is unique, there is no copy of him, not even a bad one," he said.

"He is the best No. 10 in the world. He made things easier for me and his team-mates with his vision of the game and the decisions that he made.

"Everybody loves him and you can see a bit of [Luis] Figo and [Zinedine] Zidane in him."

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger's summer priority was a new striker, but with Olivier Giroud his only recognised striker available he was forced to call off the proposed sale of Nicklas Bendtner.

 

[glenferry23]

I could've sworn we loaned Park out again this summer? He's still listed in our squad. Poor bloke. Will be stuck in the reserves again.

 

[thejester]

Sounds like Ronaldo used 'Look out, sir!' when a hit was landed on Di Maria, and to his regret the wound was allocated to Ozil instead of someone else.

The Emperor did not protect.

I'm massively embarrassed that I understood this.

 

[Shoei]

I'm massively embarrassed that I understood this.

You're not the only one! ha!

 

[Hot Saucerman]

 

[Benno_900]

Great read:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23958489

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Great read:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23958489

I never thought I'd live to say it, but Arsenal won the transfer period.

And I expect it will only get better. Ozil is the kind of player that lures big names to play with him.

Best signing ever for us (yes. Will have more long term effect than Henry and Bergkamp).

 

[Latro]

 

[Tomnat Tigers]

How good are GB's tears over in the transfer thread?

 

[glenferry23]

How good a GB's tears over in the transfer thread?

It's a beautiful thing Tom. Enjoy it whilst it lasts. He vanishes every year after about January.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

How good a GB's tears over in the transfer thread?

He's amazing. I want to weigh in but I fear it's impossible.

 

[Benno_900]

Wow, I just realised they deleted my post in that thread.

Because I used the word 'moron'. Seriously?

 

[glenferry23]

Wow, I just realised they deleted my post in that thread.

Because I used the word 'moron'. Seriously?

Yet he is somehow allowed to call others idiots, cretins, peanuts, imbeciles etc etc.

Ahh well. It's entertaining despite being very predictable.

Ps guys, don't get too excited about Ozil. He's the worst signing of the summer. Oh no, what have Arsenal done?!

 

[charcoalchicken]

How good are GB's tears over in the transfer thread?

it's a great thing to see he has been melting down all over the soccer boards I've called him out a couple of times on it and actually got an infraction which I felt was harsh but worth it it's hilarious seeing him so upset over what has happened the past week it's really troubling him and it's champagne comedy

 

[Benno_900]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?....74265819952.19583.19034719952&type=1&theater

Read the comments. Wow.

 

[Cooldude]

You guys know what's the best deal for an Ozil shirt? Bloody hell even I want in on the bandwagon

 

[Tomnat Tigers]

Who do we think will benefit most from the signing of Ozil.

I will go Walcott though once Podolski returns I think he will, in which case Santi will be played on the right.

 

[NTRabbit]

The Arsneal twitter and facebook put up an ad for Ozil, or indeed anyone, shirts from the web store. I was still playing around when I realised there wasn't actually any discount code at all, they're just encouraging you to buy now at full price.

Eye watering full price it is too.

 

[Tomnat Tigers]

Agents Per, Podolski, Ozil and Rosiscky next assignment. They have 10 months.

 

[windyhill]

How good are GB's tears over in the transfer thread?

You couldn't make that campaigner up

 

[Benno_900]

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/mesut-ozil-his-first-arsenal-interview

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Just read that Ozil to Arsenal is the tenth biggest transfer of all time.

It's a new dawn.

 

[NTRabbit]

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/mesut-ozil-his-first-arsenal-interview

He even speaks English with an English accent too