van Berlo >>>> you

[The Magenius]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo Moderated Groves.

 

[The Magenius]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Van Berlo allows to live.

 

[Dry Rot]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo Moderated Groves.

Very good

 

[The Magenius]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Nathan van Berlo

Guernsey Number: 7
Height 183cm
Weight: 73kg
Recruited From: West Perth
Date of Birth: 6 June 1986

ABOUT

Mr. T pities the fool. Van Berlo rips the fool's head off.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Van Berlo, because Van Berlo killed that man.

Kenny G is allowed to live because Van Berlo doesn't kill women.

Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Van Berlo's kindergarten class.

Van Berlo can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.

 

[Hadders]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

a man once challenged VB to a fight. VB destroyed him both physically and mentally but kept him alive as an example of what will happen if you mess with VB. that man's name was andrew demetriou.

 

[Unleash Hell]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Jesus's kinder teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up,

Jesus replied, Van Berlo

 

[Drummond]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo doesn’t need a security system. All he needs is himself.

Van Berlo had to remove his smoke alarm. Due to his presence it was always going off.

 

[spell_check]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

This thread could be a first on BigFooty - instead of deleting the topic because of a bad title, Van Berlo simply changed it. And stickied it.

 

[spell_check]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's sh1t

Van Berlo has more metal plates in his face than Jeff White, but only because he was born with a titanium skeleton and it is the source of his immense courage. If Steven King kicked Van Berlo in the face then he would break his foot and be out for 3 seasons.

Van Berlo instilled the knowledge in Dandy_Go in order to spread the word of the almighty VB.

 

[Von Douche]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Quentin the famous small guy who breaks bones actually used to be a basketballer and a male model. He then argued with Nathan Van Berlo about the share market.

Poor Quentin.

 

[Von Douche]

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Greek Mythology is also wrong.

According to their writings everything Midas touched turned to gold. What actually happened was he was witnessed trying to touch Nathan Van Berlo. Because VB was so good people assumed Midas had some sort of magical touch. He didn't.

Midas now resides in heaven thanks to a Nathan Van Berlo 'White Lightning Roundhouse' (which would be patent pending but Nathan believes in no such thing as copyright laws) Zeus would do something about it but he's just too damn scared.

 

[Von Douche]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

It's also believed that John Holmes happened to shower in the same changerooms as Nathan Van Berlo.

It's believed he died shortly afterwards due to his embarassment over his inadequacy.

 

[Total Power]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

It's also believed that John Holmes happened to shower in the same changerooms as Nathan Van Berlo.

It's believed he died shortly afterwards due to his embarassment over his inadequacy.

Where did you gather that info Rave?

 

[Von Douche]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

1.78 people die per second worldwide.

1.76 of these were caused by Nathan Van Berlo

.02 were just damn lucky.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with VB. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

James Cameron wanted VB to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

VB can touch MC Hammer.

ahhhh stop it..... .....LOL

 

[Dry Rot]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo means "Allah" in Arabic.

 

[Gets!]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo means "Allah" in Arabic.

Hahaha.

Apparently Van Berlo invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person who could fly.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Stafford dropped from Richmond side............Wallet says Van Berlo's ruck dominance and speed around ground would humiliate his ruckmen...........Richmond therefore will not contest centre bounces but instead try and build a human pyramid in front of goals to stop Van Berlo scoring.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

2004 Boxing Day Tsunami - Scientists closer to establishing cause:



Van Berlo questioned over Jetty Jumping incident in Indian Ocean.

 

[Lonie_from_50]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's sh1t

Bay 13 board - proud sponsors of Nathan Van Berlo

 

[Gets!]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's sh1t

Van Berlo is Bay 13.

Classic style.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Roo reveals reason for move to forward lines:


"VB said he wanted my spot in the midfield"

 

[Hadders]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

God prays to Van Berlo.

Van Berlo prays that you don't get in his way...he kinda likes you.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Mods - While I applaud the creation of the Bay 13 Chapter.......I believe the descriptor is an insult.

Instead of

"Bay 13 - Indulge the Best of the Outer"

should be changed to

"Bay 13 - Van Berlo lurks here"


all those in favour say ...........aye.....

 

[Gets!]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Roo reveals reason for move to forward lines:


"VB said he wanted my spot in the midfield"

Haha.

And 'aye'