van Berlo >>>> you

[Dry Rot]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

A Van Berlo delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

These 16 states have the highest crime rates and most hardened criminals.

In the other 34 states, just a stare from Van Berlo is the preferred method of execution.

 

[Glenno23]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Van Berlo

we do not even exist we are but figments of Van Berlo's imagination

 

[Glenno23]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Van Berlo has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

GOLD

 

[Dry Rot]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Van Berlo invented cancer and heart disease to more clearly show that no-one else is Van Berlo (and immortal).

 

[spell_check]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Actually, this is the first time I have read this thread, and a classic this thread it is!

 

[Dry Rot]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

The "Big Bang" which started the Universe was just Van Berlo having a big dump the morning after eating a particualrly hot Vindaloo.

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

When God said, "Let there be light", Van Berlo said, "say please."

 

[Drummond]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

How do you post Getty Images photos on here?

 

[The Magenius]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Actually, this is the first time I have read this thread, and a classic this thread it is!

You know why it is the first time you have read this thread, because VB wanted it that way.

 

[Glenno23]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Van Berlo turned that wine into beer. He named after himself, VB. no one argued.

 

[The Magenius]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

VB does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Van Berlo

Van Berlo can win at solitaire with only 18 cards

Vb once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten

 

[Dandy_GO]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

I really need to register this thing

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

I really need to register this thing

ahahahaha

 

[Drummond]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Look at Nathan Van Berlo!!! Watch out Johno!

 

[The Magenius]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Van Berlo in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.


VB's testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

 

[Dry Rot]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Van Berlo went for a holiday in Indonesia in 1883. He had a bad nasi goreng in a cafe on Krakatoa, and farted.

 

[Glenno23]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

man it would be sweet if Van Berlo really came on to bigfooty and read this thread.

he would then proceed to shoot us with his fire eyes

 

[Glenno23]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Van Berlo is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Van Berlo

 

[The Magenius]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Nathan Van Berlo.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Nathan Van Berlo.

Nathan Van Berlo never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Nathan Van Berlo has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

man it would be sweet if Van Berlo really came on to bigfooty and read this thread.

he would then proceed to shoot us with his fire eyes

There are no shooting stars, only people who offend Van Berlo.

 

[Dry Rot]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Van Berlo was originally cast in the lead for "Die Hard". Filming had to stop after the first day, as no-one on the set was left alive.

 

[-WWJD-]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads, "WWVBD?"

Van Berlo never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the off.

The only reason Van Berlo didn't win the Brownlow is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Van Berlo a sharp metal object. That's just suicide.

 

[Kildonan]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Any chance of the thread title being changed to something far cooler.

If VB saw it as it stands...things could get ugly...?

How's that?

 

[Dry Rot]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

How's that?

Well done

 

[Dry Rot]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo has a licence to kill, James Bond is only on P plates.