van Berlo >>>> you

[Bring-Back-Powell]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Didn't he get a grand total of 6 possessions against Richmond

 

[ICanDressMyself]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Didn't he get a grand total of 6 possessions against Richmond

Yeah, Craigy wanted to save his good players. You see if VB had more game time then we would have won.

Van Berlo > Melbourne.

 

[Gets!]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Didn't he get a grand total of 6 possessions against Richmond

6 more possessions than you'll ever have in an AFL match.

 

[Bring-Back-Powell]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

6 more possessions than you'll ever have in an AFL match.

Yes thats true.

But us fans are stakeholders in the game and we expect major dividends from our investments.

6 possessions is totally unacceptable for all the hype of this kid.

I went to the game in anticipation of seeing VB playing a corker, and I was left bitterly disgruntled

 

[ICanDressMyself]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Yes thats true.

But us fans are stakeholders in the game and we expect major dividends from our investments.

6 possessions is totally unacceptable for all the hype of this kid.

I went to the game in anticipation of seeing VB playing a corker, and I was left bitterly disgruntled

That's because Van Berlo doesn't like you.

 

[Gets!]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

That's because Van Berlo doesn't like you.

That's correct VB told me he is next on 'the list'

 

[Dandy_GO]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

That's correct VB told me he is next on 'the list'

Rucci is still on top.

 

[Gets!]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Hahahahahahahahaha

Dear God Thats Gold

 

[- PC -]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Rucci : '' Whose your daddy''

Van Berlo is your daddy

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Rucci is still on top.

Rucci finds out the hard way... The crows press releases werent 'lying to him' when it came to Van Berlo

 

[Warwick]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Random van Berlo fact #27:

Van Berlo can touch MC Hammer.

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Breaking News:

Van Berlo deployed to Timor to restore order on streets........should be back in time for 2.40pm kick off at AAMI tommorrow.

 

[- PC -]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Darren Goldspink doesnt even look at Van Berlo let alone talk to him

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo does not use spellcheck. If he happens to misspell a word, the actual spelling of it simply changes.

 

[Lonie_from_50]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Rucci is still on top.

Clearly the best one yet! As usual, each one outdoes the previous one Dandy_GO

 

[Lonie_from_50]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo does not use spellcheck. If he happens to misspell a word, the actual spelling of it simply changes.

Hahaha

I swear to god, how the do you think of these lame but hilarious one liners.

 

[Stumpy Pete]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I assume we have all been to www.vanberlo.com

Regards

S. Pete

 

[JerryWexler]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Thoughts?

This thread started out as a cheap troll, but has blossomed into a humourous masterpiece

Read on

Another ******.Why should the beautiful girls of Adelaide have to put up with a rather dumb looking man.

 

[Gets!]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Another ******.Why should the beautiful girls of Adelaide have to put up with a rather dumb looking man.

You better not post in this thread again you moron.

For your own safety.

 

[JerryWexler]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

You better not post in this thread again you moron.

For your own safety.

mmkay, I'm sorry,But then, what happens alternatively?

 

[Gets!]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

mmkay, I'm sorry,But then, what happens alternatively?

Van Berlo knows who you are.

 

[JerryWexler]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo knows who you are.

Lets hope not.But don't worry, I'm sure the best looking hussy will go for the guy that gets made the biggest fuss of. Isn't that how it works in the towns?

 

[JerryWexler]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I'm being a pr1ck, I know.I'm sorry

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Hahaha

I swear to god, how the do you think of these lame but hilarious one liners.

Some of them came from the Chuck Norris email, but Van Berlo does work well too. Not taking anything away from the original ones though.

 

[RoosterLad]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I think we have seen the last of JerryWexler.