Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's sh1t
The likeness.ICanDressMyself said:Where did you pull that from.
van Berlo >>>> you
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Van Berlo will see that we get through this tough stage.
OK. I saw the article mentioned on the front page and went straight to it. I would love to see a video of him sitting down and reading this whole thread. Maybe someone could arrange for that to happen!!Crow*Girl said:
Van Berlo will see that we get through this tough stage.
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Anyone know how i can obtain a copy of said magazine?
Anyone know how i can obtain a copy of said magazine?
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I got mine a couple of days ago.
Its available at some Newsagencies in Adelaide. Or if you are a member, it will be sent out to you.Southerntakeover said:
I got mine a couple of days ago.
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My memberships a twisted tale... ive got a members pass, but its not mine, its a friends, and we bought it off them for the year, and will keep doing so until i hit the front of that waiting list.
Ill have to hit the newsagencies.
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My memberships a twisted tale... ive got a members pass, but its not mine, its a friends, and we bought it off them for the year, and will keep doing so until i hit the front of that waiting list.
Ill have to hit the newsagencies.
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i reckon thats about the funniest thing ive read on big footy. love ur work man. great work guys. go for melbourne but hope vb gets best on this week.
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i reckon thats about the funniest thing ive read on big footy. love ur work man. great work guys. go for melbourne but hope vb gets best on this week.
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So, the word out of Demon Land is that Byron Pickett has re-injured his hamstring. That's just a dignified way of saying he is scared of van Berlo!
So, the word out of Demon Land is that Byron Pickett has re-injured his hamstring. That's just a dignified way of saying he is scared of van Berlo!
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He's not the first player to suffer van Berlophobia
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He's not the first player to suffer van Berlophobia
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Also I was slightly miffed to read the great man had never heard of his "other" nickname....."The Count" ! - I'll have to give the young man a very polite (but stern) talking to next time he his gracious enough to tolerate my presence....
Surely that question must have come from someone here....
Well done Crow*Girl....Crow*Girl said:
Also I was slightly miffed to read the great man had never heard of his "other" nickname....."The Count" ! - I'll have to give the young man a very polite (but stern) talking to next time he his gracious enough to tolerate my presence....
Surely that question must have come from someone here....
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Haha! Good work!
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Haha! Good work!
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Do you really blame him either. If I was Byron, I would be kowtowing like crazy. But that would be too easy for our VB.StKildonan said:
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Van Berlo knows the ending of the never-ending story. He told me.
it is also rumoured he transformed into a mosquito giving Mark Ricciuto Ross river fever. he is doing this to inflate the crows premiership odds before betting the entire club on them winning, and then with the earnings he plans to take over new south wales. and new zealand. And rename them "Van Berlo Land I and II"
edit: In case any questions are asked, i know this because he told me. He also has a huge wand
Van Berlo knows the ending of the never-ending story. He told me.
it is also rumoured he transformed into a mosquito giving Mark Ricciuto Ross river fever. he is doing this to inflate the crows premiership odds before betting the entire club on them winning, and then with the earnings he plans to take over new south wales. and new zealand. And rename them "Van Berlo Land I and II"
edit: In case any questions are asked, i know this because he told me. He also has a huge wand
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Its actually Van Berland I and II that they will be known as, and he is actually buying the Islands (formally known as the Virgin Islands, he visited there once.....)
He has better places to take over than NZ and NSW....
goDees22 said:Van Berlo knows the ending of the never-ending story. He told me.
it is also rumoured he transformed into a mosquito giving Mark Ricciuto Ross river fever. he is doing this to inflate the crows premiership odds before betting the entire club on them winning, and then with the earnings he plans to take over new south wales. and new zealand. And rename them "Van Berlo Land I and II"
edit: In case any questions are asked, i know this because he told me. He also has a huge wand
Its actually Van Berland I and II that they will be known as, and he is actually buying the Islands (formally known as the Virgin Islands, he visited there once.....)
He has better places to take over than NZ and NSW....
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In West Lakes recently they decided that they should rename a street after him... so they called it van Berlo drive... only problem was all the pedestarians that tried to cross were hit by cars and died... coz no one crosses van Berlo and lives...
In West Lakes recently they decided that they should rename a street after him... so they called it van Berlo drive... only problem was all the pedestarians that tried to cross were hit by cars and died... coz no one crosses van Berlo and lives...
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From another thread
From another thread
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The AFL have allowed Van Berlo to construct a small medical laboratory over the boundary line at today's game so that he can work on a cure for parvovirus during breaks in play.
The AFL have allowed Van Berlo to construct a small medical laboratory over the boundary line at today's game so that he can work on a cure for parvovirus during breaks in play.
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Who is the better tagger, Van Berlo or Gary Neiwand?
Who is the better tagger, Van Berlo or Gary Neiwand?
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Famous Mis-quotations through history
Quoted as
"The high office of President has been used to foment a plot to destroy the American's freedom, and before I leave office I must inform the citizen of his plight." - JFK 10 days before assasination
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"The high office of President has been used to creat a footballer so great that all will be destroyed, and before I leave office I must inform the citizen of his plight."
Quoted as
"Power grows out of the barrel of a gun." - Chairman Mao
Really
"Power grows out of Van Berlo's guns"
Quoted as
"The lord God loved the world so much that he gave his one and only son and whoever believes in him shall not die but have eternal life." - John: 3 - 16
Really
"The lord God loved the world so much he gave us Van Berlo and whoever believes in him shall not die"
Famous Mis-quotations through history
Quoted as
"The high office of President has been used to foment a plot to destroy the American's freedom, and before I leave office I must inform the citizen of his plight." - JFK 10 days before assasination
Really
"The high office of President has been used to creat a footballer so great that all will be destroyed, and before I leave office I must inform the citizen of his plight."
Quoted as
"Power grows out of the barrel of a gun." - Chairman Mao
Really
"Power grows out of Van Berlo's guns"
Quoted as
"The lord God loved the world so much that he gave his one and only son and whoever believes in him shall not die but have eternal life." - John: 3 - 16
Really
"The lord God loved the world so much he gave us Van Berlo and whoever believes in him shall not die"
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Re: ***The Van-Bible***
is it me, or does this thread keep shrinking and shrinking?? seems to be less posts on a daily basis
What is VB doing to it?
Edit: server crash!!!!
Well he survived pretty much intact, while all other threads were destroyed.... Was it VB punishing all other threads for not being as good as this one? who knows?
is it me, or does this thread keep shrinking and shrinking?? seems to be less posts on a daily basis
What is VB doing to it?
Edit: server crash!!!!
Well he survived pretty much intact, while all other threads were destroyed.... Was it VB punishing all other threads for not being as good as this one? who knows?
