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Re: ***The Van-Bible***

In all that is right and good under Van Berlo may I introduce a name forgotten but eternally scarred from the mind of Crows everywhere?

Some say 426 is the AntiVB yet this Mr Smith is a poor comparison to our own Mr Smith

Nick Smith 3 games 3 years 426

Matthew Smith 0 games 5 years 125
 
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PerthCrow said:
In all that is right and good under Van Berlo may I introduce a name forgotten but eternally scarred from the mind of Crows everywhere?

Some say 426 is the AntiVB yet this Mr Smith is a poor comparison to our own Mr Smith

Nick Smith 3 games 3 years 426

Matthew Smith 0 games 5 years 125
hahahhaaaaa - Van Berlo wins !!!!
 
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I didn't realise how much of a following VB had until today, just incredible. I like the idea of Van Berloism, who is the founder of the religion, the L Ron Hubbard so to speak...
 

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onlyhandball said:
I didn't realise how much of a following VB had until today, just incredible. I like the idea of Van Berloism, who is the founder of the religion, the L Ron Hubbard so to speak...

No one takes credit for it, except the man himself......
 
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onlyhandball said:
I didn't realise how much of a following VB had until today, just incredible. I like the idea of Van Berloism, who is the founder of the religion, the L Ron Hubbard so to speak...
Van Berloism has always been - but it is only recently that He has chosen to allow us to experience it.
 
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onlyhandball said:
I didn't realise how much of a following VB had until today, just incredible. I like the idea of Van Berloism, who is the founder of the religion, the L Ron Hubbard so to speak...
There is a parable of the first posting about VB

Yea though we feel cold it is truly just a draft. This draft is not a wind it is a full blown gale that will storm into our lives and change the AFC forever and ever . A mention here and there , whispers of His greatness came not from the East but the West where his home was a Falcons Lair. Some say He has eyes like a Falcon , but they are His many concubines headlights .

His arrival was missed at the airport as He chose to fly Himself. He refused the captaincy as He felt His mission was to be humble and learn the ways of normal men.

As to His L Ron... some say He was angry at L Ron but misheard and destroyed N Ron causing the financial collapse of N Ron . It is said that VB whispers His instructions to one man and one man only and I have been humble and lucky enough to possess the only known photo of the Great Man whispering advice to His sage

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PerthCrow said:
There is a parable of the first posting about VB

Yea though we feel cold it is truly just a draft. This draft is not a wind it is a full blown gale that will storm into our lives and change the AFC forever and ever . A mention here and there , whispers of His greatness came not from the East but the West where his home was a Falcons Lair. Some say He has eyes like a Falcon , but they are His many concubines headlights .

His arrival was missed at the airport as He chose to fly Himself. He refused the captaincy as He felt His mission was to be humble and learn the ways of normal men.

As to His L Ron... some say He was angry at L Ron but misheard and destroyed N Ron causing the financial collapse of N Ron . It is said that VB whispers His instructions to one man and one man only and I have been humble and lucky enough to possess the only known photo of the Great Man whispering advice to His sage

281073bs.jpg

Thank you. I'm a Dons' fan but I am converted. What should I practice to become truly devoted to VB. Is there a prayer I should repeat before bed. Does he know that I now believe? Will there be a sign?

Hey....perhaps we could make some WWVBD wrist bands....to look at when we have a decision to make.
 
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onlyhandball said:
Thank you. I'm a Dons' fan but I am converted. What should I practice to become truly devoted to VB. Is there a prayer I should repeat before bed. Does he know that I now believe? Will there be a sign?

Hey....perhaps we could make some WWVBD wrist bands....to look at when we have a decision to make.

:thumbsu: Another is converted.
 

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onlyhandball said:
Is there a prayer I should repeat before bed. .

Our Van Berlo
Who art in Adelaide
Hello whats your name?

To our kingdom you come
It will be done
In Adelaide as it was in Perth
Give us today our daily win
On AAMI as it is elsewhere


Try that or 3 Hail Nathans if your VBatholic :thumbsu:
 

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Van Berlo can lick his elbow....
 
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I heard that VB was practicing his mind control skills tonight and made Judd (his puppet) kick 1 goal 3 points in preperation for next week.
 
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Nathan Van Berlo spelt backwards is Olreb Nav Nahtan.

Van Berlo is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Van Berlo
 
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raikkonen said:
Arent you funny? How many disposals did your supposed superstar get on the weekend? Did he get best on ground? Is he playing this week.....?

He was Best on ground and he will turn himself into Van Berlo for one day only and help the Crows to a before impossible win against the Weagles
 

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