van Berlo >>>> you
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In all that is right and good under Van Berlo may I introduce a name forgotten but eternally scarred from the mind of Crows everywhere?
Some say 426 is the AntiVB yet this Mr Smith is a poor comparison to our own Mr Smith
Nick Smith 3 games 3 years 426
Matthew Smith 0 games 5 years 125
In all that is right and good under Van Berlo may I introduce a name forgotten but eternally scarred from the mind of Crows everywhere?
Some say 426 is the AntiVB yet this Mr Smith is a poor comparison to our own Mr Smith
Nick Smith 3 games 3 years 426
Matthew Smith 0 games 5 years 125
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I didn't realise how much of a following VB had until today, just incredible. I like the idea of Van Berloism, who is the founder of the religion, the L Ron Hubbard so to speak...
I didn't realise how much of a following VB had until today, just incredible. I like the idea of Van Berloism, who is the founder of the religion, the L Ron Hubbard so to speak...
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Van Berloism has always been - but it is only recently that He has chosen to allow us to experience it.onlyhandball said:
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I fear for you, I really do.JoffaMan said:
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Yea though we feel cold it is truly just a draft. This draft is not a wind it is a full blown gale that will storm into our lives and change the AFC forever and ever . A mention here and there , whispers of His greatness came not from the East but the West where his home was a Falcons Lair. Some say He has eyes like a Falcon , but they are His many concubines headlights .
His arrival was missed at the airport as He chose to fly Himself. He refused the captaincy as He felt His mission was to be humble and learn the ways of normal men.
As to His L Ron... some say He was angry at L Ron but misheard and destroyed N Ron causing the financial collapse of N Ron . It is said that VB whispers His instructions to one man and one man only and I have been humble and lucky enough to possess the only known photo of the Great Man whispering advice to His sage
There is a parable of the first posting about VBonlyhandball said:
Yea though we feel cold it is truly just a draft. This draft is not a wind it is a full blown gale that will storm into our lives and change the AFC forever and ever . A mention here and there , whispers of His greatness came not from the East but the West where his home was a Falcons Lair. Some say He has eyes like a Falcon , but they are His many concubines headlights .
His arrival was missed at the airport as He chose to fly Himself. He refused the captaincy as He felt His mission was to be humble and learn the ways of normal men.
As to His L Ron... some say He was angry at L Ron but misheard and destroyed N Ron causing the financial collapse of N Ron . It is said that VB whispers His instructions to one man and one man only and I have been humble and lucky enough to possess the only known photo of the Great Man whispering advice to His sage
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Re: ***The Van-Bible***
http://afc.com.au/default.asp?pg=news&spg=display&articleid=297743
These be the words of the lord
Thanks be to VB.
http://afc.com.au/default.asp?pg=news&spg=display&articleid=297743
These be the words of the lord
Thanks be to VB.
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**********BREAKING NEWS**********
426 is in, mark him down as best on ground already
**********BREAKING NEWS**********
426 is in, mark him down as best on ground already
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Yep coz thats where Van Berlo left him after a tackle.....
bringbackschwarter5 said:
Yep coz thats where Van Berlo left him after a tackle.....
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Thank you. I'm a Dons' fan but I am converted. What should I practice to become truly devoted to VB. Is there a prayer I should repeat before bed. Does he know that I now believe? Will there be a sign?
Hey....perhaps we could make some WWVBD wrist bands....to look at when we have a decision to make.
PerthCrow said:There is a parable of the first posting about VB
Yea though we feel cold it is truly just a draft. This draft is not a wind it is a full blown gale that will storm into our lives and change the AFC forever and ever . A mention here and there , whispers of His greatness came not from the East but the West where his home was a Falcons Lair. Some say He has eyes like a Falcon , but they are His many concubines headlights .
His arrival was missed at the airport as He chose to fly Himself. He refused the captaincy as He felt His mission was to be humble and learn the ways of normal men.
As to His L Ron... some say He was angry at L Ron but misheard and destroyed N Ron causing the financial collapse of N Ron . It is said that VB whispers His instructions to one man and one man only and I have been humble and lucky enough to possess the only known photo of the Great Man whispering advice to His sage
Thank you. I'm a Dons' fan but I am converted. What should I practice to become truly devoted to VB. Is there a prayer I should repeat before bed. Does he know that I now believe? Will there be a sign?
Hey....perhaps we could make some WWVBD wrist bands....to look at when we have a decision to make.
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Another is converted.
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Another is converted.
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Bahaha thats a brilliant pick up!! VB would be oh so proud!
raikkonen said:Yep coz thats were Van Berlo left him after a tackle.....
Bahaha thats a brilliant pick up!! VB would be oh so proud!
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How long is a piece of Van Berlo's never ending string?
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How long is a piece of Van Berlo's never ending string?
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Whats the bet it lasts ohhh 4 to 6 weeks
Start a new thread if you want to promote 426bringbackschwarter5 said:
Whats the bet it lasts ohhh 4 to 6 weeks
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Our Van Berlo
Who art in Adelaide
Hello whats your name?
To our kingdom you come
It will be done
In Adelaide as it was in Perth
Give us today our daily win
On AAMI as it is elsewhere
Try that or 3 Hail Nathans if your VBatholic
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Our Van Berlo
Who art in Adelaide
Hello whats your name?
To our kingdom you come
It will be done
In Adelaide as it was in Perth
Give us today our daily win
On AAMI as it is elsewhere
Try that or 3 Hail Nathans if your VBatholic
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Brilliant Prayer PC
*rushes off to pray*
Brilliant Prayer PC
*rushes off to pray*
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Nathan Van Berlo spelt backwards is Olreb Nav Nahtan.
Van Berlo is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Van Berlo
Nathan Van Berlo spelt backwards is Olreb Nav Nahtan.
Van Berlo is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Van Berlo
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He was Best on ground and he will turn himself into Van Berlo for one day only and help the Crows to a before impossible win against the Weagles
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He was Best on ground and he will turn himself into Van Berlo for one day only and help the Crows to a before impossible win against the Weagles
