van Berlo >>>> you

[onlyhandball]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

I heard that VB was asked to be the new Bond.

 

[RoosterLad]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

have you noticed its not only Crow supporters posting? he is a world wide superstar, even Brad Pitt has van Berlo posters on the walls of his bedroom

 

[Gets!]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

March 5th 1988.

The DOB of a tool.

 

[Marklar_33]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

JoffaMan
BigFooty Member


Join Date: Jun 2006
Club: Unlisted
Other Teams: Nathan Van-Dud
Location: In Cassius_Clay's bedroom


Something about that disturbs me

 

[raikkonen]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

I dont know why you guys dont give up on mocking our Lord and master, he has taken all the victorian teams before him and cast them aside. Surely that says enough is enough. You are just lucky he hasnt taken matters further.

 

[Sanguinarius]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

He was Best on ground...

only in the sense that on the way out onto the oval he slipped on a banana peel and knocked himself out, spending the entire game on the ground.

 

[Sanguinarius]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

JoffaMan
BigFooty Member


Join Date: Jun 2006
Club: Unlisted
Other Teams: Nathan Van-Dud
Location: In Cassius_Clay's bedroom


Something about that disturbs me

blasphemy has it's price.

 

[bringbackschwarter5]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

You can't silence the truth

 

[Boyler_Room]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Van Berlo's pre-season won't be spent with the rest of his team as training he will be building a life size replica of the Great Wall of China through SA to replace the Dog Fence that stretches 5,300 kilometres.

 

[Sanguinarius]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

You can't silence blasphemy

fixed.

and I can't, but Van Berlo can - he's like a kitten pawing at a mouse. As soon as he tires of you, you're gone

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

van Berlo this week = playing in prelim.

Melbourne this week = drinking away their sorrow.




That says it all.

 

[Sanguinarius]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Fixed.

Well we all knew it we just needed to hear it from you

great, so listen closely while I tell you a tale of a young WA kid who came to the bustling metropolis of Adelaide, where this talented yongster joined the Crows, and led them to the 2006 premiership..... and inherited his birth-right.....

 

[khanate]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

the adelaide football club was established for van berlo.

 

[the G train #9]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Van Berlo is a muppet

 

[Gets!]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

*True story*

After saturday, 10% of van Berlo's matches for the AFC have been finals.

 

[Marklar_33]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

*True story*

After saturday, 10% of van Berlo's matches for the AFC have been finals.

All stories about van Berlo are true, especially if they are posted in His thread

 

[Mad Dog]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Van Berlo is a muppet

in the fullness of time - van Berlo will deal with you appropriately

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Van Berlo is a muppet

Pick the Newbie!

 

[Glenno23]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Van Berlo's 1st quarter was amazing!!!!

Keep it going oh great one!

 

[bresker]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

VB>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousins

Cousins can't live with this humiliation. Time to retire Ben.

 

[bringbackschwarter5]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Cousins>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Van Berlo

All Van Berlo has managed to do today is hurt Biglands knee

 

[Winterstick]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

VB>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousins

Cousins can't live with this humiliation. Time to retire Ben.

he will have to wait until after he plays in the grand final before he can retire
vb sucked big ones today
about time this sticky was put to bed

 

[Bentleigh]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

VB = rubbish.

 

[stmookeyj]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Should have been dropped instead of Massie IMO. Made too many errors when it really counted.

 

[jo172]

Re: ***The Van-Bible***

Should have been dropped instead of Massie IMO. Made too many errors when it really counted.

Both Bock's goals came from Van Berlo in dying seconds.