van Berlo >>>> you

[raikkonen]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Agreed, LOL.

Peter Costello is furious with himself for not inviting Van Berlo to THAT meeting.

Just because he wasn't there in person, it doesn't mean that Van Berlo didn't hear what was said. You are underestimating the man.

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo hears everything!

 

[bresker]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Just because he wasn't there in person, it doesn't mean that Van Berlo didn't hear what was said. You are underestimating the man.

Yes, but the liberal party honchos won't accept Van Berlo's ultra-acute hearing and photographic memory as reliable evidence.

Ironically, Howard is only PM because Van Berlo lets him. We don't live in a democracy. We live in a vanberlocracy. It's why the Aussie lifestyle is the envy of many nations.

 

[RoosterLad]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

hahaha this thread gets better and better

 

[raikkonen]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Yes, but the liberal party honchos won't accept Van Berlo's ultra-acute hearing and photographic memory as reliable evidence.

Ironically, Howard is only PM because Van Berlo lets him. We don't live in a democracy. We live in a vanberlocracy. It's why the Aussie lifestyle is the envy of many nations.

A VanBerlocracy....I love it!!!

The liberal party don't have to accept Van berlo's evidence. In a vanberlocracy, Van Berlo is the President, the emperor, the king, the judge, the jury, the primeminister. Van Berlo is proof that one man teams do exist.

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

He is also the Kaiser

 

[raikkonen]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

The earth doesn't rotate........it's surface is just trying to get away from Van Berlo.

When Van berlo runs west, the Earth's rotation goes backwards (in effect, time is going backwards).

If he keeps running on the surface, the Earth will be thrown off it's axis. He will soon be creating his own flight paths.

 

[- PC -]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

In a vanberlocracy Peter Costello would not smirk

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Gough Whitlam was misquoted... the complete sentence was:

"Well may we say God Save the Queen, because nothing will save the governor general......... from van Berlo"

 

[rayven]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

The VBSIO (Van Berlo Security Intelligence orginization) reads this thread daily to record the user names of all who know his secrets.


Some say he wishes to employ them when the martians attack so he has good under cover agents.

Others belive he will make them guinea pigs to his new torture techiniques currently felt by Port Adelaide since VB was drafted.(belting after belting)

 

[The Magenius]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Back at the top baby, ohhh yeah.

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

48 pages of funny stuff by funny people. Keep up the good work all.

 

[Allefgib]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Chinese Delgation: Now listen here Kim Jong-Il. Stop irritating the Japanese and their friends the US by throwing missles around. Especially stop these plans for making nuclear weapons, its only asking for trouble.
Kim Jong-Il: Really? Well whats YOUR plan for stopping Van Berlo????

 

[Boyler_Room]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo was entered in the Tour de France but was disallowed, he would have been a champion of the sport but they could not test his blood for drugs as needles cannot pierce his skin.

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo was entered in the Tour de France but was disallowed, he would have been a champion of the sport but they could not test his blood for drugs as needles cannot pierce his skin.

Its too bad...

Seeing van Berlo win the sprinters race on a unicycle would have been a site to see.

 

[rayven]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo is not his real name.

In fact Van Berlo is the commander of a cylon military intelligence unit called the Crow-bots.

His mission is to seek out new lands and slowly conquer them without giving a frak who he decimates.

His real name is Boltar.A Scientific genius.

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Its too bad...

Seeing van Berlo win the sprinters race on a unicycle would have been a site to see.

Wait, no that did happen.

 

[ICanDressMyself]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Hahahahaha

 

[Allefgib]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

hahaha... gold.

 

[Boyler_Room]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Wait, no that did happen.

Oh that's right he competed in the first stage on a unicycle and won it but they couldn't take his blood so they kicked him out. When they told him he was out he used kung fu to kill all four of the officials present. The French didn't charge him with murder coz no one was stupid enough to tell him he would have to go to jail.

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Oh that's right he competed in the first stage on a unicycle and won it but they couldn't take his blood so they kicked him out. When they told him he was out he used kung fu to kill all four of the officials present. The French didn't charge him with murder coz no one was stupid enough to tell him he would have to go to jail.

Thats what the French said...

but i have it on pretty good authority he pulled out of the race just so he could show Zidane what a real headbutt is like.

 

[thomas hird]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo can slam a revolving door.

lmao pure gold

 

[bresker]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

If Van Berlo headbutts you in Adelaide, you wake up in Perth. Or in space.

NASA want to save money on rocket fuel by getting Van Berlo to headbutt the space shuttle into orbit.

 

[The Magenius]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo was the wise man confucius was talking about !!

 

[zero]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

If Van Berlo headbutts you in Adelaide, you wake up in Perth. Or in space.

NASA want to save money on rocket fuel by getting Van Berlo to headbutt the space shuttle into orbit.

im sure NASA will soon realize that were van berlo to headbutt a space shuttle, it would disintegrate.

and an atomic mist that used to be a space shuttle helps nobody