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When will you die??
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Well I am meant to die aged 79 on the 7th of september in 2068..
I would prefer to die 11th September 2068- then I will at least get to celebrate my birthday that year (Sep 10)
But its crap neway
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I would prefer to die 11th September 2068- then I will at least get to celebrate my birthday that year (Sep 10)
But its crap neway
Go Roos
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Well apparently, I am gonna die on September 1, 2037 at the ripe old age of 69 -- at least I will be able to celebrate my last birthday.. 
Originally posted by catgirl2002
Well apparently, I am gonna die on September 1, 2037 at the ripe old age of 69 -- at least I will be able to celebrate my last birthday..
Everyone will be able to celebrate their last birthday.
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I think she means in 2037, as opposed to 2036.
Here's mine...
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 12, 2042
at the age of 77 years old.
It says I'll most likely die from cancer or heart disease-- which sounds about right, considering that it runs up and down both sides of my family (and Jen's too, for that matter).
So not only will I be able to celebrate my last birthday-- in 2042, with a couple of weeks to spare, mind you-- but I'll outlive my lovely wife by about five years. Which is a royal bummer, because I cannot imagine living without her.
Cheers,
William
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Originally posted by Kenny_01
I knew what she meant
Even still, it's a long ways away. Time for plenty of more birthdays.
To Myee8: Thanks for starting this thread... very thought-provoking material. And the poll on the link is fun, and to be taken semi-seriously. Nice job.
Cheers,
William
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February 15, 2043
at the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (42%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Hmmm ... silly test function, but the questions on their own ARE worthy of pondering!
I reckon that's close to when I'll go.
at the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (42%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Hmmm ... silly test function, but the questions on their own ARE worthy of pondering!
I reckon that's close to when I'll go.
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Nov 1, 2044, aged 76
Luckily I only have a 5% chance of dying from Auto-Fellatio
I think the risk is worth it
PS, maybe BF should borrow the Death Test's disclaimer:
"This test is only a toy. Keep that in mind, and don't come crying to us if you're not happy with the results"
Luckily I only have a 5% chance of dying from Auto-Fellatio
I think the risk is worth it
PS, maybe BF should borrow the Death Test's disclaimer:
"This test is only a toy. Keep that in mind, and don't come crying to us if you're not happy with the results"
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Im sposed to die May 14th 2014. I will be 32. Hopefully my life is just as bad as it is now so i have something to look forward to.
Just as I thought... I am immortal.
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October 21, 2058
at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Bugger ...
at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Bugger ...
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My arms are scorching with pain as I just completed 45 push-ups. Anyway, to my results on this bizarre test.
November 17, 2066
At the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (37%)
Cancer (35%)
Homicide (7%)
November 17, 2066
At the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (37%)
Cancer (35%)
Homicide (7%)
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July 15, 2064 at the age of 96 years old.
Damn. Better work on the plan some more.
Damn. Better work on the plan some more.
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What was the "Bugger" percentage??
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I am meant to die on July 13, 2053 at the ripe old age of 72.
Apparently Aliens are going to take me....
I didn't bother reading the rest..too sad!
Apparently Aliens are going to take me....
I didn't bother reading the rest..too sad!
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
May 14, 2056
at the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the pr0n business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
May 14, 2056
at the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the pr0n business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
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70 years of age.
Mostly from a heart attack.
Mostly from a heart attack.
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February 12, 2076
at the age of 90 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (20%)
Cancer (19%)
Drowning (11%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)
I don't think its worth the wait............
at the age of 90 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (20%)
Cancer (19%)
Drowning (11%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)
I don't think its worth the wait............
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 3, 2048
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (45%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Loneliness (6%)
April 3, 2048
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (45%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Loneliness (6%)
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Not Long To Go Now...
Great Fun...
I'd better see Collingwood win a flag before my time is up on this planet...
Chances are I'm going out in style though!!!
With a 13% Chance of dying by Auto-Fellatio or a 7% chance of dying by Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation!!!
I'm pencilled in for April 5, 2040 at the age of 67 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (15%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Cancer (12%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
I really hope I own an annoyingly slow car that ticks my younger generation off as I motor along the hoverways...(Figjam, Ifeel your hovercar idea may take-off...It has merit.)
Great Fun...
I'd better see Collingwood win a flag before my time is up on this planet...
Chances are I'm going out in style though!!!
With a 13% Chance of dying by Auto-Fellatio or a 7% chance of dying by Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation!!!
I'm pencilled in for April 5, 2040 at the age of 67 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (15%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Cancer (12%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
I really hope I own an annoyingly slow car that ticks my younger generation off as I motor along the hoverways...(Figjam, Ifeel your hovercar idea may take-off...It has merit.)
July 3, 2066
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Suicide (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Drowning (7%)
I don't get it, I don't smoke, never have, never intend to, no-one in the family smokes, don't have a family history of the disease: why am I most likely to die from cancer?
And July...charming, I bet Essendon will be having this brilliant season, and I'll die two months before seeing them win the flag
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Suicide (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Drowning (7%)
I don't get it, I don't smoke, never have, never intend to, no-one in the family smokes, don't have a family history of the disease: why am I most likely to die from cancer?
And July...charming, I bet Essendon will be having this brilliant season, and I'll die two months before seeing them win the flag
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