Which clubs have no right?

[PoidaCat]

[SUPREME COURT] The injunction prevents you from posting this team [/SUPREME COURT]

 

[fishbowl]

I'm not laughing about that anymore.

I'm already laughing about how you're going to repeat it this year.

Repeating making the finals, when you have no hope, I am still laughing at you.

 

[Biffinator]

Nice stuff I liked some of the posts about me, honestly found them pretty funny. I just can't believe a fair majority of Hawks supporters steared clear of this thread, it's unfortunate because they and Carlton supporters are the best to wind up. Stk, Melb etc just aren't as fun.

Ah, the Master of Sophistication himself.

Just remember, Not a Wellman - sooner or later you'll have to change that mattress with the small hole in the middle.

Biffinator

 

[Peter SasseGum]

Hawthorn purely because of the conduct of some of their fans on this forum.

They have accomplished nothing of note, yet are talking their side up as if they are the dominant force of the competition.

Amazing to think that a group of supporters who have won nothing recently can be so confident.

But it clear that it's all just a defence mechanism, as they know that their side really isn't much chop, and is having a lucky run that will come to an end in September

 

[Biffinator]

Bulldog supporters should all shut up. Havent achieved a thing in my life and I doubt they ever will. Our bitches in prelims and yet the supporters on here, who have been missing for years, now walk around with the chest pumped out. Im willing to listen if they win a flag, until then go away and play with the ST Kilda and Melbourne and Freo supporters...

Thanks for the note, Freddy. I always read your posts with a great deal of forensic interest.

While we are talking about various placements in the Order of Things, let us turn our attention to West Horsham.

Over time, truth to tell, I have rubbished your beloved skid-row town. The Good Lord is telling me to repent lest darkness comes upon me. Perhaps in retrospect I should not have called Adelaide the boil on the ass of the Australia, with Crows supporters being the bum-fluff in the same-said orifice.

With the aim of rectifying my deepset bias, I hope to undertake a fact-finding mission to your town in the not too distant future.

It is going to be a road-trip.

The vehicle in question will be a VN Commodore so we can blend in with the natives. In the car will be the intrepid TWITA, the wise L2M4G, the ferocious H2F and cool-hand Keefriffhard. I will drive. If anybody else wants to join me in convoy, please let me know.

I expect a very warm reception once we get past those crappy West Horsham hills with the grapes and stuff. We might even be given the key to the city of Adelaide (note: it looks suspiciously like a key to an XE Falcon)

A bit like Breaker Morant and the Boers, we are going to tie Super_Phaser to the front of the car as we drive into Adelaide as part of our Shock and Awe Strategy. Prior to our arrival, he will be roof-surfing. He has also been included in case the in-car talk about Luke Hodge starts to drive me and L2M4G crazy.

Once we reach West Horsham, we hope to meet up with our comrades from the West: Stronzo, Bushie & Dockers Mad. Together we want to undertake a grand tour of your town. Now, how about this for an itinerary Freddy Boy?

• Snowtown on the way in.
• Glenelg Beach. We go looking for all those kids that have disappeared.
• The Mitsubishi Factory - I will get Super_Phaser to autograph the big padlock on the front-gate.
• the Ramsgate Hotel for a bit of rough and tumble. We will bring our own 4 x 2
• A tour of the West End Lager sewage plant
• AAMI stadium - surely this mighty edifice will one day be World Heritage listed.
• Don Dunstan's old restaurant, where we can taste his special duck-sauce recipe.
• we check out those balls in the Mall, so long as they have not been obscured by the tumble-weeds.

Other than that, what else are we are going to do, Freddy? Seriously!

OK, there are certainly some shaggers in our the road-trip team - just check out their personal sites. Even so, none of them will go anywhere near the big-beefer heifers that constitute the female population of West Horsham.

Freddy, could you serve as our tour guide? I would be very appreciative.

please get back to me. We could meet up at Bordertown.

best wishes, Biffinator.

 

[super_phaser]

The Mitsubishi Factory - I will get Super_Phaser to autograph the big padlock on the front-gate.


.

I am always happy to be of assistance to you Biff.

 

[takeabowtredders]

This thread should all be about Geelong. You had your Stephen Bradbury year. First premiership in what 50 years and suddenly they think they are finals experts hahahahah we all know you'll always be known as handbaggers. I really want Hawthorn to play you in a Grand Final, that way we can physically intimidate you. Oh the joy and watching a few of your fairy I mean players cop a pounding. Stuff the 1/2 entertainment lets watch Ling cop a smack to the face

Call me when you can get there first if you don't mind.

 

[Biffinator]

I am always happy to be of assistance to you Biff.

thanks SP. I appreciate it, Comrade.

As mentioned before, I am quite happy to get you off the roof-rack and into the car, whilst consigning TWITA, H2F or KFH to the boot for the duration of the journey, particularly if one of them has a portable DVD player and they pull out that DVD of Shane Crawford in the change rooms and what not.

Even so, I am still need all the guys mentioned above. This road-trip will not be for the faint-hearted.

Moreover, you will strike terror into the hearts of the West Horsham uber-bogans and the 16 year old mothers who are pushing the prams down the dirt-streets from the vantage point of the front bull-bar of our VN Commodore.

Biffinator.

 

[super_phaser]

thanks SP. I appreciate it, Comrade.

As mentioned before, I am quite happy to get you off the roof-rack and into the car, whilst consigning TWITA, H2F or KFH to the boot for the duration of the journey, particularly if one of them has a portable DVD player and they pull out that DVD of Shane Crawford in the change rooms and what not.

Even so, I am still need all the guys mentioned above. This road-trip will not be for the faint-hearted.

Moreover, you will strike terror into the hearts of the West Horsham uber-bogans and the 16 year old mothers who are pushing the prams down the dirt-streets from the vantage point of the front bull-bar of our VN Commodore.

Biffinator.

West Horsham LOL

Kills me every time

 

[Frankston Rover]

Hawthorn purely because of the conduct of some of their fans on this forum.

They have accomplished nothing of note, yet are talking their side up as if they are the dominant force of the competition.

Amazing to think that a group of supporters who have won nothing recently can be so confident.

But it clear that it's all just a defence mechanism, as they know that their side really isn't much chop, and is having a lucky run that will come to an end in September

LOL. Says the Richmond fan.

Shouldn't you be playing finals by now?

 

[Frankston Rover]

Thanks for the note, Freddy. I always read your posts with a great deal of forensic interest.

While we are talking about various placements in the Order of Things, let us turn our attention to West Horsham.

Over time, truth to tell, I have rubbished your beloved skid-row town. The Good Lord is telling me to repent lest darkness comes upon me. Perhaps in retrospect I should not have called Adelaide the boil on the ass of the Australia, with Crows supporters being the bum-fluff in the same-said orifice.

With the aim of rectifying my deepset bias, I hope to undertake a fact-finding mission to your town in the not too distant future.

It is going to be a road-trip.

The vehicle in question will be a VN Commodore so we can blend in with the natives. In the car will be the intrepid TWITA, the wise L2M4G, the ferocious H2F and cool-hand Keefriffhard. I will drive. If anybody else wants to join me in convoy, please let me know.

I expect a very warm reception once we get past those crappy West Horsham hills with the grapes and stuff. We might even be given the key to the city of Adelaide (note: it looks suspiciously like a key to an XE Falcon)

A bit like Breaker Morant and the Boers, we are going to tie Super_Phaser to the front of the car as we drive into Adelaide as part of our Shock and Awe Strategy. Prior to our arrival, he will be roof-surfing. He has also been included in case the in-car talk about Luke Hodge starts to drive me and L2M4G crazy.

Once we reach West Horsham, we hope to meet up with our comrades from the West: Stronzo, Bushie & Dockers Mad. Together we want to undertake a grand tour of your town. Now, how about this for an itinerary Freddy Boy?

• Snowtown on the way in.
• Glenelg Beach. We go looking for all those kids that have disappeared.
• The Mitsubishi Factory - I will get Super_Phaser to autograph the big padlock on the front-gate.
• the Ramsgate Hotel for a bit of rough and tumble. We will bring our own 4 x 2
• A tour of the West End Lager sewage plant
• AAMI stadium - surely this mighty edifice will one day be World Heritage listed.
• Don Dunstan's old restaurant, where we can taste his special duck-sauce recipe.
• we check out those balls in the Mall, so long as they have not been obscured by the tumble-weeds.

Other than that, what else are we are going to do, Freddy? Seriously!

OK, there are certainly some shaggers in our the road-trip team - just check out their personal sites. Even so, none of them will go anywhere near the big-beefer heifers that constitute the female population of West Horsham.

Freddy, could you serve as our tour guide? I would be very appreciative.

please get back to me. We could meet up at Bordertown.

best wishes, Biffinator.

Can I come to, Biff? I have a surplus supply of hotpants, Spice Girls merchandise and leg warmers I want to sell.

As for my favourite pastimes, I like going to Glenelg and asking the locals about palindromes. The looks on their faces is priceless.

 

[D_One]

Can I come to, Biff? I have a surplus supply of hotpants, Spice Girls merchandise and leg warmers I want to sell.

As for my favourite pastimes, I like going to Glenelg and asking the locals about palindromes. The looks on their faces is priceless.

Hey, you're a fun and witty guy. Maybe we could have a whip around and send you to Madoko Dam. We'll even throw in a free "I like Morgan Tsvangirai" T-Shirt.

 

[Kipz]

Carlton.

2002 = 16- Carlton
2003 = 15- Carlton
2004 = 11- Carlton
2005 = 16- Carlton
2006 = 16- Carlton
2007 = 15- Carlton

 

[Krueger]

Carlton.

2002 = 16- Carlton
2003 = 15- Carlton
2004 = 11- Carlton
2005 = 16- Carlton
2006 = 16- Carlton
2007 = 15- Carlton

CHEATS are the worst of the worst. Throw in blatant tanking, illegal player payments and a president who is a criminal and its case closed. Utter filth of a club

 

[Beerfish]

Repeating making the finals, when you have no hope, I am still laughing at you.

No repeating the fizzling out part = me laughing at you.

Hawthorn purely because of the conduct of some of their fans on this forum.

They have accomplished nothing of note, yet are talking their side up as if they are the dominant force of the competition.

Amazing to think that a group of supporters who have won nothing recently can be so confident.

But it clear that it's all just a defence mechanism, as they know that their side really isn't much chop, and is having a lucky run that will come to an end in September

Yes. I think they are just getting in while the getting is good ie; before round 17. Expect it to reach a crescendo in the week leading up.. followed by the sounds of tumbleweeds the week after.

 

[Kipz]

CHEATS are the worst of the worst. Throw in blatant tanking, illegal player payments and a president who is a criminal and its case closed. Utter filth of a club

and that.

 

[fishbowl]

Hawthorn purely because of the conduct of some of their fans on this forum.

They have accomplished nothing of note, yet are talking their side up as if they are the dominant force of the competition.

Amazing to think that a group of supporters who have won nothing recently can be so confident.

But it clear that it's all just a defence mechanism, as they know that their side really isn't much chop, and is having a lucky run that will come to an end in September

This from a Richmond supporter that has made the finals in 1982, 1995, 2001. Richmond have done ____ all since 1980. Hawthorn have won premierships in 1983, 86, 88, 89, 91. Made the Grand Final in 84, 85, 87. Played in finals from 1982-1994, we finished no less than 5th in that period. Made the finals in 1996, 2000, 2001, 2007. Night Premiers in 1985, 1986, 1988, 1991, 1992, 1999. All this since 1980.

We will play in September.

 

[forrrestGump]

This from a Richmond supporter that has made the finals in 1982, 1995, 2001. Richmond have done ____ all since 1980. Hawthorn have won premierships in 1983, 86, 88, 89, 91. Made the Grand Final in 84, 85, 87. Played in finals from 1982-1994, we finished no less than 5th in that period. Made the finals in 1996, 2000, 2001, 2007. Night Premiers in 1985, 1986, 1988, 1991, 1992, 1999. All this since 1980.

We will play in September.

yeah yeah, next you will tell us that you will play clean

 

[D_One]

This from a Richmond supporter that has made the finals in 1982, 1995, 2001. Richmond have done ____ all since 1980. Hawthorn have won premierships in 1983, 86, 88, 89, 91. Made the Grand Final in 84, 85, 87. Played in finals from 1982-1994, we finished no less than 5th in that period. Made the finals in 1996, 2000, 2001, 2007. Night Premiers in 1985, 1986, 1988, 1991, 1992, 1999. All this since 1980.

We will play in September.

But you gotta start beating North before anyone will take you seriously.

 

[mantis]

But you gotta start beating North before anyone will take you seriously.

They seem to forget the fact, they have achieved nothing yet.

 

[Beerfish]

We will play in September.

So you admit by default you will end up an "also ran".

Good to see a bit of realism creeping in finally.

 

[Biffinator]

Can I come to, Biff? I have a surplus supply of hotpants, Spice Girls merchandise and leg warmers I want to sell.

As for my favourite pastimes, I like going to Glenelg and asking the locals about palindromes. The looks on their faces is priceless.

Frankston Rover, I would be delighted if you put your hand up, so long as you know what lies in store.

FR, I also need Corpuscles to participate in the Official Bay 13 Road Trip to West Horsham. Why don't the two of you get a Harley?

I am alarmed to hear that there is still a market for Spice Girls merchandise.

Is there some kind of memorial to Wayne Weidemann in West Horsham? Freddy, could you please chase this up for me?

Biffinator.

 

[bushie]

Biff, we are all up for it.

The road warriors from the West shall depart shortly.

The F100 has just been serviced, the 6.8 litre Turboed Cummins diesel is running like a charm.

The .308 and .243 have been cleaned and re-sighted. Plus i bought myself a 9mm Glock for shooting up Elizabeth.

We have a plentiful supply of water purification tablets.......my god, how do those west Horshamites drink that soup???

However, please be aware that we may be somewhat behind schedule.


We are only human, and who could resist the "delights" of Penong, Pimba and the Nullabor Roadhouse!!

I must add that we are all somewhat dubious about tasting Don Dunstan's sauce !!!

 

[Corpuscles]

FR, I also need Corpuscles to participate in the Official Bay 13 Road Trip to West Horsham. Why don't the two of you get a Harley?


Biffinator.

Comrade Biff

I have some potentially disturbing news for you and your army!

Firstly what is this... "get"... a Harley I have two!!

.... wait for it... secondly... I was born in the place you describe as West Horsham!!! When our family left many years ago unfortunately it halved the IQ of the state... but I feel somewhat sorry for the West Horshamites

Thirdly, I am gettin a little tired of you toughies ganging up on poor dumb docile animals like Freddy Bassett... poor things floppy ears would be scorched!!!

SO... Freddy, I will be motoring in via Pinaroo... will pick up some heavy artilary I have stashed in the limestome rock piles. I pick up some spuds for ypur potato shooter... all you need to do is show up...me and the feral relo's will take care of this gang of thugs!

Please be prepared to meet me at Murray Bridge - Aerocoy Club house!!!

-I demand two pallets of that beutiful West End Export!!!

-Some nice duck sauce would be nice as well... we'll put that Bushie Turkey in the pot!! That if he doesn't get confused and lost at the multiple sign post at Ceduna or waylayed at the motel knock shop!!

-Also splenty of nice clear rain water... you know from the household tanks wat Victoria is only just now "discovering"

Bring it on.... yes ok you can ride pillion with me but no barking at all those mangie dogs they call "women" in souf orstralya!!!

 

[Frankston Rover]

They seem to forget the fact, they have achieved nothing yet.

What have the Bombers done in the last 5 years?

At least we have something to look forward to.