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Inappropriate said:
Needs more camel spider.

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I'm quoting from a while ago, but isn't that just one camel spider clinging onto another?
 
Bulldog Breed said:
I'm quoting from a while ago, but isn't that just one camel spider clinging onto another?
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Ya, and the photos kinda faked. Or at least the size of the spider has been...exaggerated a tad.

They're still pretty massive and scary though. Defs wouldn't wanna wake up with one crawling on you.

Haven't had much issues with spiders thus far this summer. Although I did find a baby white tail on my bathroom wall. I don't like thinking about how many brothers and sisters it has nearby.
 
100s of baby huntsman? Get a ****ing new house. I would. Demolish the old one.

From memories, the babies actually cling to the back of the parent. I remember by dad stepping on a big ugly thing outside one night when I was a kid, with dozens of babies running off in every direction. Didnt sleep for a week.
 

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Getting sick of this, i've seen more spiders over the last month.... than i've seen over the last few years. I think they've realised that they havn't made the house a "home" for themselves and are trying to settle in :p.

I'm spotting a lot of cobwebs, and a few thick + full webs around, it's demoralising as i am generally a CLEAN person. Don't have much junk around, vaccuum on a semi regular basis (part of the problem obviously).

Will never forget back in November, when i spotted a web right above my bed :eek:. Over the last week with my most recent cleaning session i've gone over my bedroom in finer detail, no spiders were found..... still wonder if they are hiding in there. Used inspect spray and sprayed the hell out of the corners i couldn't access due to a large book shelf.

It's kinda funny, my sister's bedroom always had spiders in it (but was generally more tidier than mine), my room was a pig sty...... yet no spiders :D.
 
Oh my god, I ****ING HATE WHITE TAILS! :mad: They're always attracted to my house during the summer, and I absolutely hate it. I've already had 4 of them inside my house in a matter of weeks. One was hanging around in my lounge room above my guitars, one was creeping around in my hallway (I walked over it while bear foot without realizing :eek:!), and I just killed one about half an hour ago that was outside my bedroom door. I just saw the son of a bitch in the corner of my eye as I walked past, so I flattened him like a pancake then sprayed his corpse with half a can of fly spray to be sure.

But perhaps the worst one came a couple of weeks ago. I was sitting on the ground in my room (I have a small TV, so I normally like to sit as close as possible if I'm concentrating; say while playing MW2), and I felt something on my leg. I reach down and feel this hard thing that felt like a nut or an M&M. I assume it's a piece of food so I try to grab hold of it as I take a look... low and behold, IT'S A ****ING HUGE FULL GROWN WHITE TAIL! As a bloke who's more scared of spiders than sharks, snakes, bears and giant-mutant leeches combined, I naturally screamed like a sissy girl and jumped up as if I'd sat on a nail. The spider crawled under my TV stand and I spent the next half an hour pulling it apart to find it. I finally found it, and made sure to end its pointless life. I didn't end up sleeping that night, and I've seen developed a paranoid mindset when in my bedroom. I look somewhat like a pigeon as it bobs it's head, looking around for predators.

God I hate spiders.
 
I reckon spider phobia's end once you catch your first one in a jar.

I used to scream and run away until I was caught in a situation where I had to catch it or else it would run off into the depths of my messy bedroom where I would never find it again.

Since catching that first one, im no longer petrified of them like I used to be, and I enjoy being able to kill the bastards! :thumbsu:
 
Shinboner009 said:
Oh my god, I ****ING HATE WHITE TAILS! :mad: They're always attracted to my house during the summer, and I absolutely hate it. I've already had 4 of them inside my house in a matter of weeks. One was hanging around in my lounge room above my guitars, one was creeping around in my hallway (I walked over it while bear foot without realizing :eek:!), and I just killed one about half an hour ago that was outside my bedroom door. I just saw the son of a bitch in the corner of my eye as I walked past, so I flattened him like a pancake then sprayed his corpse with half a can of fly spray to be sure.

But perhaps the worst one came a couple of weeks ago. I was sitting on the ground in my room (I have a small TV, so I normally like to sit as close as possible if I'm concentrating; say while playing MW2), and I felt something on my leg. I reach down and feel this hard thing that felt like a nut or an M&M. I assume it's a piece of food so I try to grab hold of it as I take a look... low and behold, IT'S A ****ING HUGE FULL GROWN WHITE TAIL! As a bloke who's more scared of spiders than sharks, snakes, bears and giant-mutant leeches combined, I naturally screamed like a sissy girl and jumped up as if I'd sat on a nail. The spider crawled under my TV stand and I spent the next half an hour pulling it apart to find it. I finally found it, and made sure to end its pointless life. I didn't end up sleeping that night, and I've seen developed a paranoid mindset when in my bedroom. I look somewhat like a pigeon as it bobs it's head, looking around for predators.

God I hate spiders.
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You didn't scream like a sissy girl, you think like one.

Everyone jumps when a spider suprises them, but to be a paranoid muppet about them is the most sissiest thing Ive ever heard.

Ive had a massive female redback walk along my hand, when sitting at a bus stop.

I didn't flinch tho, it tickled if anything. I flicked it off as soon as it stopped crawling, for fear of a little sting, but thats not to say I never sat at the bus stop again.

Harden up or GTFO of Australia, I reckon. Theres plenty worse creatures here than spiders.
 
vealesy said:
You didn't scream like a sissy girl, you think like one.

Everyone jumps when a spider suprises them, but to be a paranoid muppet about them is the most sissiest thing Ive ever heard.

Ive had a massive female redback walk along my hand, when sitting at a bus stop.

I didn't flinch tho, it tickled if anything. I flicked it off as soon as it stopped crawling, for fear of a little sting, but thats not to say I never sat at the bus stop again.

Harden up or GTFO of Australia, I reckon. Theres plenty worse creatures here than spiders.
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Yeah but you're one of the hardest ***** to walk the Earth
 
Schism said:
Yeah but you're one of the hardest ***** to walk the Earth
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Hillarious.

People that kill spiders because theyre scared of them are useless.

Same sort of people that beat up women, only fight men physically weaker than them, and rape children.

All lumped into the 'Bitch' stereotype in my eyes.

Its not about being a 'hard ****' its about being in control of your fears and knowing that ur a million times bigger than this tiny little creature.

Don't threaten its home or life and it won't bite you.
 
vealesy said:
Hillarious.

People that kill spiders because theyre scared of them are useless.

Same sort of people that beat up women, only fight men physically weaker than them, and rape children.

All lumped into the 'Bitch' stereotype in my eyes.

Its not about being a 'hard ****' its about being in control of your fears and knowing that ur a million times bigger than this tiny little creature.

Don't threaten its home or life and it won't bite you.
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Staunch as...wouldn't want to bump into you in a dark alley!

According to you, there are dozens of child rapists in this thread...big call that.

I say: those in glass houses....
 
Schism said:
Staunch as...wouldn't want to bump into you in a dark alley!

According to you, there are dozens of child rapists in this thread...big call that.

I say: those in glass houses....
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Learn to read mate, didn't call anyone a rapist, just a Bitch.
 
vealesy said:
Learn to read mate, didn't call anyone a rapist, just a Bitch.
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Phobias aren't logical, usually the person doesn't have a choice. I hate flying and refuse to fly unless it is absolutely necessary. I know it is far more likely i would die in a car accident, yet my brain still doesn't accept flying. I hate it. I once drank 8 (maybe more?) doubles of beam at the Adelaide airport coopers bar before a flight to Melbourne, and was dead straight the whole time just from the adrenalin and fear of the upcoming flight. It is involuntary. Arachnaphobes are in the same boat.

I know someone that is absolutely petrified of Lizards...why would anyone be scared of Lizards? They're cool, cute and hardly any of them are dangerous. Eh but it's a phobia, what are ya gonna do ?
 

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Schism said:
Phobias aren't logical, usually the person doesn't have a choice. I hate flying and refuse to fly unless it is absolutely necessary. I know it is far more likely i would die in a car accident, yet my brain still doesn't accept flying. I hate it. I once drank 8 (maybe more?) doubles of beam at the Adelaide airport coopers bar before a flight to Melbourne, and was dead straight the whole time just from the adrenalin and fear of the upcoming flight. It is involuntary. Arachnaphobes are in the same boat.

I know someone that is absolutely petrified of Lizards...why would anyone be scared of Lizards? They're cool, cute and hardly any of them are dangerous. Eh but it's a phobia, what are ya gonna do ?
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HTFU and not destroy beautiful little creatures?

I'll make it clear.

If you're scared of spiders, fair enough, everyone jumps when suprised by them.

To be irrationally scared of them, arachnaphobia, fair enough too, these things happen.

But to kill them because you feel like YOUR life is threatened, and get joy out of killing them, is no different to killing anything out of a misconceived fear, it is the common trait, of what I call, a Bitch.
 
vealesy said:
HTFU and not destroy beautiful little creatures?

I'll make it clear.

If you're scared of spiders, fair enough, everyone jumps when suprised by them.

To be irrationally scared of them, arachnaphobia, fair enough too, these things happen.

But to kill them because you feel like YOUR life is threatened, and get joy out of killing them, is no different to killing anything out of a misconceived fear, it is the common trait, of what I call, a Bitch.
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But sometimes your life is threatened.

It's us or them, and if they are a thousand times smaller..well..your little friends ARE SHIT OUTTA LUCK
 
Schism said:
But sometimes your life is threatened.

It's us or them, and if they are a thousand times smaller..well..your little friends ARE SHIT OUTTA LUCK
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LOL.

What are the stats on spider bite deaths?

Pretty low considering the numbers, I bet.

And yes, whenever i walk through a web I swat and brush like mad too, because i have destroyed his home.

If someone destroyed a home that I had built, Id try to kill them too.

:thumbsu:
 

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vealesy said:
LOL.

What are the stats on spider bite deaths?

Pretty low considering the numbers, I bet.

And yes, whenever i walk through a web I swat and brush like mad too, because i have destroyed his home.

If someone destroyed a home that I had built, Id try to kill them too.

:thumbsu:
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I didn't do anything to the putrid ****ign white tail that bit me. I was asleep in bed minding my own business and he thought he'd try it on. Well lookee here...i'm on the internet and enjoying a refreshing can of coke, and he's ****ing dead.
 
Schism said:
I didn't do anything to the putrid ****ign white tail that bit me. I was asleep in bed minding my own business and he thought he'd try it on. Well lookee here...i'm on the internet and enjoying a refreshing can of coke, and he's ****ing dead.
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Yeah white tails are nasty little ones.

But you didn't die from the bite.
 
vealesy said:
Yeh he sure did a number on you, sorry, been a while since I saw that.

Also read ur OP, wtf did you go to work for after that?
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The first day, i didn't know it was a spider bite. I thought i'd smashed my arm into the bed side cabinet in the middle of the night or something. It was only the next night when it was getting worse, that i went to look and found the little shite in between the wall and the bed.
 
Tell your little hairy mates to stay out of my house and away from me and I wont kill them.

Otherwise, they all die. :thumbsu:
 

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