Stromageddon
Hour of Pessimism
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When I first typed "whos's your" into my mobile keyboard, the next suggested word was daddy. This suggests I've typed this in the past before. I don't remember it exactly but we can assume it came during a drunken Tinder escapade.
Anyway I typed "man?" and here we are. So the question remains. Who is your man?
My man for example is Jasper Pittard. It used to be Cameron O'Shea. Point is they were players who did some awful things on the footy field but you still love because you can recognise them as people.
If there was a unit to quantify how hipster a person was then Jasper Pittard would be a billion units. He's a very very hipster dude. And when he plays footy it kinda translates. You can see it in his eyes. You can feel his mind.
He's saying "yeah man I'm gonna do something you won't expect" and he'll handball it to them accidentally and then make up for the mistake by tackling the victim. He's that kind of player. He's Jasper and he can do these kinds of things.
Anyway who is YOUR man?
Anyway I typed "man?" and here we are. So the question remains. Who is your man?
My man for example is Jasper Pittard. It used to be Cameron O'Shea. Point is they were players who did some awful things on the footy field but you still love because you can recognise them as people.
If there was a unit to quantify how hipster a person was then Jasper Pittard would be a billion units. He's a very very hipster dude. And when he plays footy it kinda translates. You can see it in his eyes. You can feel his mind.
He's saying "yeah man I'm gonna do something you won't expect" and he'll handball it to them accidentally and then make up for the mistake by tackling the victim. He's that kind of player. He's Jasper and he can do these kinds of things.
Anyway who is YOUR man?
