Banter Why do you hate Carlton?

[Cosmogramma]

i prefer nickelback to carlton

Woah.

 

[Eleven 38]

I don't hate **** Carlton..

 

[LB#16]

i prefer nickelback to carlton

Chad Kroeger probably wrote their god awful song.

 

[Shane Hird]

i prefer nickelback to carlton

I'd rather watch the 95 GF through gritted teeth than listen to one, single solitary Nickleback song.

 

[HirdsTheWord]

Chad Kroeger probably wrote their god awful song.

didn't the ebola outbreak start after one of their wins last year?

wouldn't be surprised if thats what started it.

 

[CourtzMajora]

Nobody ever mention Nickelback again please.

 

[LB#16]

didn't the ebola outbreak start after one of their wins last year?

wouldn't be surprised if thats what started it.

Not saying they were responsible for killing thousands, but...

 

[Doss]

didn't the ebola outbreak start after one of their wins last year?

wouldn't be surprised if thats what started it.

Nah, it started after a Nickelback concert.

 

[Shane Hird]

Carlton give me the shits because as a kid in the early 80s..every ####ing time we'd play them at VFL they would beat us.And the memory of that ####ing song echoing around that concrete ####hole- and the Blues fans singing along- really grinds my gears.

35 years ago as an obsessed 10 year old Esendon fanatic, the hate for Carlton started.

There's many other reasons of course, but I hate them more than Collingwood.

HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Coldacre]

I despise Nickelback. they're god awful. but preferring to watch an entire Carlton WINNING grand final over listening to 5 minutes of music???

you're crazy.

 

[Shane Hird]

I despise Nickelback. they're god awful. but preferring to watch an entire Carlton WINNING grand final over listening to 5 minutes of music???

you're crazy.

That's how much nickleback's tunes grate on my nerves.

 

[Runk]

I ****ING HATE NICKELBACK. I bet Judd loves em too. **** CARLTON!

 

[Coldacre]

That's how much nickleback's tunes grate on my nerves.

yeah they're f'kin shit, no doubt. although I'd take Nickelback over any of that 'smothered in auto-tune' Bruno Mars, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Maroon 5 pop SHITE.

 

[Blind Turn]

I hate them because they aggravate my Tourette Syndrome COMMON WHORE DOUCHEBAG! and leave me embarrassed in public places CARLTON SCUM MUNT CHUNKS!

As an aside, 4 Carlton forwards kicked 19 goals between them on the weekend... sorry, EX Carlton...
MUNTCHUNKS (eesh).

 

[Fleggy]

This may get me banned but my story as to why I hate Carlton goes way back to 1982 - the year I was born.

Born to a crazy mother and an English father who arrived in Australia in the 1960s, when I was born I was pronounced as a *shudder* Carlton supporter by my mother. As I got older, I was taken to Carl vs Coll games in my Carlton clothes and my favourite toy was a Carlton Ruckle.
Then came my salvation. When I was 10 we moved house. Next door lived a 16 year old boy named Gary. On the other side was a football oval. Gary was awesome - loved footy, took a shine to me and always had time for a kick of the footy at the oval. Then one day, Gary gave me an old footy jumper to wear to my first junior football training session. It was an Essendon jumper. It was too big, torn on the bottom and the number 5 was wearing off but I fell in love with it. I went to training so proud. After training I went home and told everyone I was now a Bombers supporter. The next year, we beat them in the 1993 GF, and boy did I stick it to my mother that day. 6 years later, Sept 18 1999, on my nieces 1st birthday, was the worst day imaginable.

I hate Carlton because whenever Essendon win and I get excited, I am reminded of how I started life. I also hate them for ruining my niece's 1st birthday. Also I hate my mother but that is a whole other story.

So there you have it - I have laid myself bare to all my fellow Bombers. Hate me, despise me or pity me but just don't call me a Carlton supporter

 

[Blind Turn]

This may get me banned but my story as to why I hate Carlton goes way back to 1982 - the year I was born.

Born to a crazy mother and an English father who arrived in Australia in the 1960s, when I was born I was pronounced as a *shudder* Carlton supporter by my mother. As I got older, I was taken to Carl vs Coll games in my Carlton clothes and my favourite toy was a Carlton Ruckle.
Then came my salvation. When I was 10 we moved house. Next door lived a 16 year old boy named Gary. On the other side was a football oval. Gary was awesome - loved footy, took a shine to me and always had time for a kick of the footy at the oval. Then one day, Gary gave me an old footy jumper to wear to my first junior football training session. It was an Essendon jumper. It was too big, torn on the bottom and the number 5 was wearing off but I fell in love with it. I went to training so proud. After training I went home and told everyone I was now a Bombers supporter. The next year, we beat them in the 1993 GF, and boy did I stick it to my mother that day. 6 years later, Sept 18 1999, on my nieces 1st birthday, was the worst day imaginable.

I hate Carlton because whenever Essendon win and I get excited, I am reminded of how I started life. I also hate them for ruining my niece's 1st birthday. Also I hate my mother but that is a whole other story.

So there you have it - I have laid myself bare to all my fellow Bombers. Hate me, despise me or pity me but just don't call me a Carlton supporter

Fleg, I am your mother. Give yourself to the Dark Side.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

if given the choice this year between a heppell brownlow and a carlton wooden spoon....................






























i would take the heppell brownlow. We cant let the scum ruin another #1 draft picks career.

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

Leti Shea? What the **** is that?

A type of butter I think...

 

[Shane Hird]

yeah they're f'kin shit, no doubt. although I'd take Nickelback over any of that 'smothered in auto-tune' Bruno Mars, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Maroon 5 pop SHITE.

That freakin lead singers voice drills into my scull like a 3 inch drill bit.

I'd rather be forced to watch an hours highlight tape of Earl Spaldings Carlton career than listen to god damned Nickleback.

 

[Shane Hird]

This may get me banned but my story as to why I hate Carlton goes way back to 1982 - the year I was born.

Born to a crazy mother and an English father who arrived in Australia in the 1960s, when I was born I was pronounced as a *shudder* Carlton supporter by my mother. As I got older, I was taken to Carl vs Coll games in my Carlton clothes and my favourite toy was a Carlton Ruckle.
Then came my salvation. When I was 10 we moved house. Next door lived a 16 year old boy named Gary. On the other side was a football oval. Gary was awesome - loved footy, took a shine to me and always had time for a kick of the footy at the oval. Then one day, Gary gave me an old footy jumper to wear to my first junior football training session. It was an Essendon jumper. It was too big, torn on the bottom and the number 5 was wearing off but I fell in love with it. I went to training so proud. After training I went home and told everyone I was now a Bombers supporter. The next year, we beat them in the 1993 GF, and boy did I stick it to my mother that day. 6 years later, Sept 18 1999, on my nieces 1st birthday, was the worst day imaginable.

I hate Carlton because whenever Essendon win and I get excited, I am reminded of how I started life. I also hate them for ruining my niece's 1st birthday. Also I hate my mother but that is a whole other story.

So there you have it - I have laid myself bare to all my fellow Bombers. Hate me, despise me or pity me but just don't call me a Carlton supporter

That's a wonderful story. Gary is an Essendon hero. Brings a tear to the eye I tells ya.

 

[Coldacre]

That freakin lead singers voice drills into my scull like a 3 inch drill bit.

I'd rather be forced to watch an hours highlight tape of Earl Spaldings Carlton career than listen to god damned Nickleback.

so you choose Carlton.


ugh.



that's not right. no matter how you spin it.

 

[vaughany]

1999 Prelim final.

 

[Shane Hird]

Sitting behind the city end goals at the g when Fevola had that 2nd half blinder..the Carlton song playing cut deep that day.

 

[citizen-erased]

i actually don't.
I like the big clubs. They make the comp strong, and it's great having battles with them
Hawthorn, Carlton, Collingwood. I'd rather see them up than the saints or north.

ill show myself out

 

[Coldacre]

reasons why I loathe Carlton:

1. that fat prick Elliot waving his checkbook like a bloated drunk bullfrog "players? lets buy some more" "money run out? pigs aaaarse"

2. Greg Williams. the worst human being ever to play the game. I was at a footy social function in the late 90's with a Carlton supporting friend. his 11 year old son approached Diesel and asked for an autograph. only time I've ever heard an AFL player to tell an 11 year old fan to f*** off. no shit! in the flesh. it was abhorrent behaviour.
there's also the exploits on the field - unprovoked decking of Sean Denham. saw it off camera. just a horrible horrible footballer and total arseh*le.

3. David Rhys Jones. the biggest sniper ever to play the game. the most visits to the VFL / AFL tribunal EVER. played one good final in 87 and pins his reputation on that game alone.

4. 1999 final.

5. salary cap cheating. they did it first and they did it bigger than anyone else

6. the biggest foamers on the HTB. they can't let it go! because these sad pricks have nothing to look forward to with their own team, they will spend the rest of their miserable existences demonizing Hird. that is all they have to look forward to!

7. they hired Malthouse. its almost too funny to hate them for this.... what a complete backfire. but I still hate them

F*** CARLTON