nope "Granpa witticism" is what I said & what I mean, some pathetic verbal diarrhea that only the senescent prats think is amusing.....also HATE it when he calls any WA teams games...so I hate him a lot.
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nope "Granpa witticism" is what I said & what I mean, some pathetic verbal diarrhea that only the senescent prats think is amusing.....also HATE it when he calls any WA teams games...so I hate him a lot.
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CHANNEL Ten boundary rider Tim Gossage is about to live out a dream — he’s accepted his first coaching gig. Gossage will coach Subiaco in the WAFL colts — the equivalent to the TAC Cup. As newsreader and producer for Ten Sport in Perth and breakfast announcer for Nova, he’ll certainly have his hands full.
http://www.theage.com.au/news/sport...channel-surfing/2006/11/25/1164341455712.html
CHANNEL Ten boundary rider Tim Gossage is about to live out a dream — he’s accepted his first coaching gig. Gossage will coach Subiaco in the WAFL colts — the equivalent to the TAC Cup. As newsreader and producer for Ten Sport in Perth and breakfast announcer for Nova, he’ll certainly have his hands full.
http://www.theage.com.au/news/sport...channel-surfing/2006/11/25/1164341455712.html
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Worst: M. Christian, M. Blight, All Fox Footy commentators (bar Clinton)
But my pick for the ALL TIME WORST COMEMTATOR OF ALL TIME EVER IN THE HISTORY OF AFL CALLING.....Ever Ever Ever Ever......Kevin Bartlet. (just nudging out Daicos)
If KB didnt have every cliche pre-programmed in his bald scon, he wouldnt be able to talk. How many times have we heard...
"..pulls a rabbit out of a hat"
or
"now you see him, now you don't"
I once heard him call a piece of play from full back to full forward and managed to use every cliche ever known to footy.
Arrrrrgh! He's been the only positive to come out of the FoxFooty collapse. No doubt that nuff nuff will pop up somewhere!
But my pick for the ALL TIME WORST COMEMTATOR OF ALL TIME EVER IN THE HISTORY OF AFL CALLING.....Ever Ever Ever Ever......Kevin Bartlet. (just nudging out Daicos)
If KB didnt have every cliche pre-programmed in his bald scon, he wouldnt be able to talk. How many times have we heard...
"..pulls a rabbit out of a hat"
or
"now you see him, now you don't"
I once heard him call a piece of play from full back to full forward and managed to use every cliche ever known to footy.
Arrrrrgh! He's been the only positive to come out of the FoxFooty collapse. No doubt that nuff nuff will pop up somewhere!
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Huddo is Pee Wee Herman. The whole channel 10 team is hopeless.
Looking forward to what channel seven dish up next year. Call me an optimist.
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Can't agree more! But if you want to single one or two out, Christian, Gossage and Maher- can't split 'em
Brian Taylor is near unbearable. He has a nasal grating voice that is just horrible to listen to. Triple MMMMMM RUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS FOOOOOOOOOOOTBALL!" 
But Gossage is definitely the worst. Has a terrible WA accent, constantly talks up the WA teams unnecessarily & unfairly & often orgasms when the Dockers kick a decent goal.
Still Quarterbrain showed what a dudd commentator he was when up again the fabulously expressive Marty from Irish television TVE. Marty was so excitable and was making golden quotes about "the best apple pie in all of Ireland" . Quarterbrain had no comeback at all.
Dermie is actually a fantastic analyst. But loses points because he spends most of the match making silly small talk with Dwayne Russel & Commetti. If he stopped the smart-arse comments & jokes to the people next to him and just analysed the football, he'd be the best anayst in the game. He knows the game & has the capacity to explain better than anyone aside from maybe Malcolm Blight (who always sounds like he has a cold & sounds kind of dopey when he speaks.)
JF
But Gossage is definitely the worst. Has a terrible WA accent, constantly talks up the WA teams unnecessarily & unfairly & often orgasms when the Dockers kick a decent goal.
Still Quarterbrain showed what a dudd commentator he was when up again the fabulously expressive Marty from Irish television TVE. Marty was so excitable and was making golden quotes about "the best apple pie in all of Ireland" . Quarterbrain had no comeback at all.
Dermie is actually a fantastic analyst. But loses points because he spends most of the match making silly small talk with Dwayne Russel & Commetti. If he stopped the smart-arse comments & jokes to the people next to him and just analysed the football, he'd be the best anayst in the game. He knows the game & has the capacity to explain better than anyone aside from maybe Malcolm Blight (who always sounds like he has a cold & sounds kind of dopey when he speaks.)
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Tim Gossage for sure. JF is spot on, he Orgasms whenever commentating eagles or dockers games and they score a goal.
Deeeerwayne Russell is another shocker. Thank fcuk we won't have to put up with him now.
Deeeerwayne Russell is another shocker. Thank fcuk we won't have to put up with him now.
