Worst afl player you've seen (and why)

[mike123]

Jarrod Oakley-Nicholls is genuinely the worst Tiger Ive seen. Absolutely useless on the field.

What about Relton Roberts?

 

[Big_Birdy]

All the names mentioned in this thread and I still can't go beyond Aaron Joseph.

Some stats:

73 Games (FFS)

Ave disposals: 11.37

Ave goals: 0.14

Ave Marks: 2.9

Ave tackles: 3.15

Ave clearances: 0.53

Ave clangers: 1.75

Brownlow votes: 0


Surely no 50 gamer stacks up worse against this crab?

 

[mike123]

Robert Eddy of StKilda from a few years ago.

This guy brought nothing to the table. The least talented player I have seen play at AFL level.

The best thing he did in his career was his tackle on Lumumba in the gf

 

[jwint43]

Dawson was your player of the final series in one of them wasn't he?

I guess you can/could say Dawson is good at what he is supposed to do.

 

[La Vache]

My first thought when I saw this thread was toward some of Carlton's sides after the salary breaches. Well actually it was Cain Ackland, but then I checked out some players who have played over 50 matches or the Blues.

O'Hailpin, Aaron Joseph, Paul Bower, Hampson, Trent Hotton , Bannister, Cory McGrath, Trent Sporn.

They were some tough times for the old dark blue-baggers.

 

[iluvparis]

My first thought when I saw this thread was toward some of Carlton's sides after the salary breaches. Well actually it was Cain Ackland, but then I checked out some players who have played over 50 matches or the Blues.

O'Hailpin, Aaron Joseph, Paul Bower, Hampson, Trent Hotton , Bannister, Cory McGrath, Trent Sporn.

They were some tough times for the old dark blue-baggers.

Simon Wiggins would also be high up on the worst players to play x games list

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Luke McCabe. Absolute baked potato.

138 games of agony. When Neitz broke him I stood and applauded. Never played again. lol

How good was it when The Great Anthony Lockett or was it Gary Ablett either way both great ran through Cristian Bardsley from St Kilda. I don't understand for the life of me how he survived that hit. It was absolutely pulverising re.

 

[Tbonefreo]

Bradd "razzld dazzle" Dalziell deserves a mention.

Broke the record for most disposals on debut until Barlow broke it a few years later.

 

[Dixie Flatline]

Jarrad Grant

 

[Stopher]

Why is this thread still open and where the **** is Ty Zantuck's trophy?! Amateurs!

 

[DangerSloane]

Why is this thread still open and where the **** is Ty Zantuck's trophy?! Amateurs!

 

[Stopher]

Ha! I rest my case. I'm just trying to remember if this was before or after he managed to injure himself while trying to bump another player? ****ing useless campaigner!

 

[Whit3y]

jordie mckenzie

putrid kicker of the ball, putrid skills, someone who always had double the handballs then kicks because he lacked the basic skill of kicking

the type of guy that is in the team that trys his very best but is just shit

he typifies why melbourne were so poor for so long

 

[Great8]

Courtney Johns, Darcy Daniher, Aaron Henneman, Jarod Atkinson, Richard Cole, Jay Neagle, Jay Nash and plenty more shockers over the years also

 

[Extortion Threat]

Aaron Shattock - How he got a game for Brisbane in the early-2000's I'll never know. The 11 games he played at Port were just terrible. Sure he was 'tough' (more like a thug), but he was rubbish at football. Career stats: 68 games, 9.4 disposals a game, 0.2 goals, 1.2 tackles as a midfielder.

If Guy Richards played 11 more games he wins.

 

[SickQwon]

All the names mentioned in this thread and I still can't go beyond Aaron Joseph.

Some stats:

73 Games (FFS)

Ave disposals: 11.37

Ave goals: 0.14

Ave Marks: 2.9

Ave tackles: 3.15

Ave clearances: 0.53

Ave clangers: 1.75

Brownlow votes: 0


Surely no 50 gamer stacks up worse against this crab?

Joseph was poor, no doubt. However, he played almost exclusively as a shutdown tagger. Gary Ablett said Joseph was his toughest opponent at one stage.

I could probably name 10 Carlton players worse than him.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Austin McCrabb always struck me as a fairly limited operator when I was a kid.

I think Blighty agreed. I still remember him being ordered away from the Geelong team huddle at 3 quarter time one day. Poor guy had to stand on his own 50 meters away.

Aye, Austin_McCrabbs, this bloke is bagging you.

 

[Sylvia Saint]

Nick Gill. Horrific.

His Wikipedia page is almost at rompingwins' level though!

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Tyson Goldsack
Josh Hill
Fazza Ray

 

[I Lost My Keays]

Nick Gill
Ian Perrie
James Sellar

 

[Struggle]

Mark Austin

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Courtney Johns, Darcy Daniher, Aaron Henneman, Jarod Atkinson, Richard Cole, Jay Neagle, Jay Nash and plenty more shockers over the years also

Harsh on Daniher. 6 games, though granted they weren't great.

 

[Some Idiot]

This guy.

Is that a young bryce gibbs ducking out of a contest at 50 seconds?

 

[MightyPies2010]

Peter Street. 78 games, averaged 2.8 kicks, 3.4 handballs (and 15.9 hit outs).

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Jarrhan Jacky. Had no ****ing idea what he was doing out there. Nathan Lonie would have to be one of the worst 100 game players. His brother wasn't much better.