Worst afl player you've seen (and why)

[Meow]

A lot of 'tap ruckmen' would fill this criteria, recruited for their height but have no other skills. Mark Blake played 99 AFL games and even played in a winning premiership side!

Paul Chambers was pretty bad. Only averaged about 10 hitouts per game and was near on useless around the ground. No wonder he was labelled "The Donut King".

 

[simba_]

John butcher is terrible. Still on ports list but can't get a game which is telling

that's a simple way of thinking- he can't get a game this season so he's one of the worst players you've ever seen?

 

[Tbonefreo]

Still "developing" just ask every freo supporter. He has my vote.

Nah, he's just s**t

 

[Jack Bradley]

I reckon James Aish may have a bit to say about that.
What an absolute squib.

He is the squibiest squib that has ever squibed. First Levi squibwood and now him. Collingwood are on a roll.

 

[saintkildaman]

Raph Clarke had some quality AFL games but I've never seen a player with more of a lack of awareness. So frustrating, especially given you could see there was talent there.

 

[10571z]

Jordan Russell stint for the pies was the worst thing i have ever seen. Biggest squib i have ever seen. Made Garlett look like Glen Archer.

 

[Bob Fossil]

Nick Suban absolute s**t truck

TheMcManusNose

 

[Sando22]

He is the squibiest squib that has ever squibed. First Levi squibwood and now him. Collingwood are on a roll.

Couldn't agree more.
Apparently he was knocked out with a bag of marshmallows in year 11

 

[Big Hotdog]

My ol mate Tom Murphy used to cop a frightful hiding on the Hawks board. Very limited player but had the heart of an elephant so not sure he belongs.

 

[raskolnikov]

David Bourke. Only got a game because of who his father was. Spud.

 

[Righteo]

Josh Head.

 

[Stax on the mill]

I reckon James Aish may have a bit to say about that.
What an absolute squib.

Pretty funny some anonymous tough guy on Big Footy calling into question an AFL players physical courage.
But hey, who am I to criticise? You sound as if you played 300 games, and was voted most courageous player 5 times running.

 

[Rusty Brookes]

David Bourke. Only got a game because of who his father was. Spud.

Took an absolute cracker of a mark one day and that was it by memory.

 

[Godchin]

Took an absolute cracker of a mark one day and that was it by memory.

I think that was against Essendon one night. Great mark.

He also did this:

 

[quotemokc]

Jason Laycock

 

[marty36]

that's a simple way of thinking- he can't get a game this season so he's one of the worst players you've ever seen?

I laugh at John Butcher but unfortunatley the Adealide Crows had a player who made Butcher look like the incredable Hulk, none other than Darren Smith deadset the softest Kent to every put on a pair of footy boots!

 

[PieLebo87]

I reckon James Aish may have a bit to say about that.
What an absolute squib.

Yeah probably.

 

[Arc1]

Cale Morton.

EDIT:
These are his actual "highlights" put out by his club I ***t you not.

Which one was Cale Morton?

 

[juss]

Jarrod Oakley-Nicholls is genuinely the worst Tiger Ive seen. Absolutely useless on the field.

 

[Twist_of_Lemon]

Not 50 games, but Michael Quinn's game for Essendon against Adelaide in the 2009 elimination final had me in stitches. Poor guy looked like he'd just awoken from a long coma and didn't know how to body anymore.

 

[Anzacpaul]

James Walker is the worst 150 gamer I have ever seen.

Worse than David Mackay?

 

[Big_Birdy]

Worse than David Mackay?

I refuse to check that David McKay has actually played 150 games. I just flat out refuse to believe it

 

[tugga]

Jarrod Oakley-Nicholls is genuinely the worst Tiger Ive seen. Absolutely useless on the field.

13 games. Falls well short of qualifying for this thread.

 

[Hobbes]

I refuse to check that David McKay has actually played 150 games. I just flat out refuse to believe it

He was drafted in 2006. He's been around a while.

 

[Damon_3388]

To be fair to Cale there have been have probably been worse players to play fifty i.e. players who struggle to connect boot with ball on a regular basis like Zac Dawson but I couldn't think of anyone as generally useless and uninspiring who played a decent amount of senior football as him.

I think what makes Morton "worse" in a sense is that he was a top 5 draft pick and genuine star junior, who got every opportunity and wasn't cruelled by injury, and still turned out to be Aaron Fiora lite.