Opinion You are a journo at an Essendon press conference…

[ghostdog]

This could be a bit of fun. Could also be a load of crap but I'm sure the powers that be can bin it if it is.

Cast yourself into the role of a journo - that feels grubby already, doesn't it?

Name your interviewee and ask any question you would truly like that person to answer... I'm thinking the questions we want asked that don't get asked, but of course, this could go anywhere.

If you see a question and you're game enough, cast yourself into the role and answer the question yourself.

Eg.,

To Ben Rutten

Ben Rutten

Age

40

Ht

190cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.4

3star

K

6.3

2star

HB

7.0

4star

M

5.3

5star

T

1.3

3star

No current season stats available

D

10.6

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.0

3star

:
Ben, who do you see as being responsible for your demise at Essendon? ...and what would you have done differently?

 

[Lore]

Craig Vozzo.

If you could choose any car as your daily drive, what would it be?

 

[ghostdog]

Brad Scott

Whose responsibility is the Grippo, Brad?

 

[Call Me Cake]

To Zerk,

Walks up
Taps mic

"CHEEKS"

Leaves

 

[windyhill]

“Slobbo, give me your drink card”

 

[Schnitzengruben]

To Ben Rutten:
Ben, who do you see as being responsible for your demise at Essendon?

 

[scythe]

To whoever cares to answer…

 

[Beerfish]

Craig Vozzo.

If you could choose any car as your daily drive, what would it be?

The one true timeless question.

 

[Happyskeret]

To Dodo

“Why are you here, you should be haunting suburban ovals not schmoozing with your mates.”

 

[ghostdog]

Adrian Dodoro

What was your role in the coaches box tonight?

 

[Pweter]

Anyone playing last line of defence:

What do you think of the defensive efforts of the guys further up the ground?

2MP:

Is running yourself under the ball a tactic to avoid dropping another mark?

 

[ghostdog]

Anyone playing last line of defence:

What do you think of the defensive efforts of the guys further up the ground?

2MP:

Is running yourself under the ball a tactic to avoid dropping another mark?

Quality questions