You know it's a desperate situation when...

[Mr Ripper]

...Mr Ripper is seen browsing for late Christmas gifts in an establishment known as 'Ooh La La'.

 

[Mooster7]

It could be worse. You could be trying on articles meant for Mrs. Ripper because...

"Doesn't matter, we are both the exact same build."

Yup, that's decidedly worse. Peace,

Mooster

 

[blurton]

You think that's bad, I just bought my wife's present there - 2 sets of earrings. I just couldn't find anything in KMart. Anyway they gift wrapped it - what more could you ask for?

 

[Asgardian]

Mr Ripper, just a casual question, what type of merchandise is one able to purchase at an establishment known far and wide, it seems, as "Ooh La La"?

a full, complete and descriptive commentary would be appreciated....

 

[Mr Ripper]

LOL!

Probably not quite the nature you're hoping for, Chris!

 

[NYMets]

you guys!

Get the motheaten wallet out and buy something classic and simple at a real jewellery shop! oops too late perhaps..here comes santa now

 

[Mrs Ripper]

Originally posted by Mr Ripper
...Mr Ripper is seen browsing for late Christmas gifts in an establishment known as 'Ooh La La'.

*blushes uncontrollably*

 

[Mr Ripper]

Sorry, Mum, I actually failed to make any purchase at said boutique.

 

[Mrs Ripper]

Originally posted by Mr Ripper
Sorry, Mum, I actually failed to make any purchase at said boutique.

unless of course, my Rip realised his mistake of posting this thread and is now trying to throw me off track.