Oh god that Boozer gif is brilliant!
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Oh god that Boozer gif is brilliant!
I'll chip in.Hey Lads, been away for a bit, but I'll do the Knicks.
Primetime Pricey, Axel Foley feel free to chip in if you don't want to do your own. I already have a paragraph in my head describing the euphoria i feel knowing that Felton won't be running the point. (or running at all).
I would also like to get in before Hans so my preview doesn't look like total arse piss.
I'll chip in.
As following... WE ARE s**t AND A DISGRACE.
The end.
PS Boston can EAD
I'll chip in.
As following... WE ARE s**t AND A DISGRACE.
The end.
PS Boston can EAD
Great write up! Blazers 4th? I love the enthusiasm son!
I dont find a 4th seed in the West to be a stretch in any form. A fifth seed finish, plus what you'd imagine is a +2 addition in Chris and Steve. Then there is the fact that only Dallas and Clippers made big moves over the offseason.
Their M.O.
More grind than a delicatessen run by Britney Spears dancers.
Put on your blue suede walking shoes (coz you're outta here)
F Ed Davis (Lakers)
F James Johnson (Raptors)
G Mike Miller (LeBron's Magical Mystery Tour)
Can't help falling in love (with these sexy new arrivals)
G Vince Carter (Mavs)
G Beno Udrih (UFA)
G Jordan Adams (pick #22)
F Jarnell Stokes (pick #35)
Returned to Sender (failed departures)
"Please welcome your new Principal Skinner... Principal Seymour Skinner!"
Depth Chart
PG Conley / Calathes / Udrih
SG Lee / Allen / Carter/ Adams
SF Prince / Pondexter / Carter
PF Randolph / Leuer / Stokes
C Gasol / Koufos
Where they've been:
2010 40-42 (DNQ)
2011 46-36 (lost to Thunder in 2nd round)
2012 41-25 (lost to Clippers in 1st round)
2013 56-26 (lost to Spurs in WCF)
2014 50-32 (lost to Thunder in 1st round)
Where they're going:
Where they're really going:
In all likelihood, back to the playoffs for a fifth consecutive season.
STRENGTHS
Defence - ranked in the top 10 for the past four seasons. They defend the paint, rebound well, force turnovers and avoid fouls - tick, tick, tick & tick.
Style - the grinding style of the Griz (ranked dead last in pace in both 2013 & 2014) has traditionally held up well in the heat of the playoffs.
Ball Control - because Memphis play inside out, under control and boast two big men with soft hands, they generally avoid careless turnovers
Rebounding - Griz are relentless on the glass, ranking #7 in defensive rebounding and #2 in offensive boards. They eat caroms for breakfast. Then porridge.
Continuity - the core (Gasol, Z-Bo, Conley & Allen) have been together since 2010. Memphis know who they are, and what they have to do.
Pounding the paint - more than half of all NBA teams probably don't have one legitimate post option. The Griz boast two post artists par excellence -
"Hey Z-Bo, remember Hasheem Thabeet?"
Weaknesses
Age - three key members of their team (Z-Bo, Allen and Vinsanity) are in their twilights, while their current starting small forward is no fresh prince.
Small forward - Prince's expiration date has been scribbled out and the package is starting to smell. Quincy Pondexter is next cab off the rank. Rudy who?
Big man depth - Koufos is a solid reserve, but the cupboard is pretty bare after that. Jon Leuer is a nice shooter who plays no D - the anti-Grizzly.
Offensive potency - if Z-Bo or Carter get injured or begin showing their age, there's a distinct lack of shot-making creativity on the roster beyond them.
Shooting - they improved to 19th in 3pt shooting % in 2013/14, but were still dead last in 3pt makes.. and have since lost Miller. No pressure Vince.
"What outside shooting?"
Final thoughts
Memphis did really well to salvage their 2013/14 season after Gasol's injury initially put them well behind the eight-ball in the ultra-competitive West.
After starting a pedestrian 10-15, the mid-season additions of Courtney Lee and James Johnson gave the Grizzlies a surprise second-wind, while Gasol's return coincided with a dramatic return to form, as Memphis closed the regular season by winning 40 of 57 games before giving the Thunder all they could handle in the playoffs.
Coach Dave Joerger was on the ultimate hiding to nothing following in Lionel Hollins's esteemed footsteps, destined to be kicked if the Grizzlies fell down (as he was and they did early) or knocked for having a successful roster handed to him on a platter. It says something for him that he was very much in demand by the time Memphis's season came to a close - in Minnesota to be precise.
Loopy owner Robert Pera made the strange decision to authorise his departure, meaning the perennial playoff team would have been looking for their third head coach in 12 months. He then made the even stranger decision to about-face and instead give Joerger an extension. I think we might be looking at the NBA's answer to George Steinbrenner here people.
So, what does 2014/15 hold in store for the men in Beale St blue? I think their depth has taken a bit of a hit, losing Johnson, Miller and Davis, all of whom played key bench roles on last year's team. Small forward (Johnson) remains a weak spot for the Griz, as does shooting (Miller). Davis never really set the world on fire in Memphis but he was a) the primary back-up for Z-Bo, and b) the primary piece they received in the Rudy Gay trade. To let him walk to LA for a measly $1 million seems a strange decision at first glance.
"I'm pretty popular in Canada - the Grizzlies still play there, right?"
On the plus side, Carter should give them an offensive boost off the bench that Memphis have lacked since the days of O.J. Mayo. Vince enjoyed something of an Indian summer in Dallas, and at the very least will be expected to replace Miller's (sorely missed) outside shooting. Even though his days of playing above the rim are long over, Carter still has the nous to be able to create his own shot, a skill the Griz need almost as much as his outside shooting.
While the Grizzlies' roster does not scream 'excitement', with genuine two-way players at the head (Conley) and the heart (Gasol) of the team they will remain formidable for the forseeable future.
However with Z-Bo and 'Junkyard Dog' Allen turning 33, the stale Prince soon to be 34 and Vinsanity fast approaching the tender age of 38, time is running out for these Grrrrrrrrizlies. Will they ultimately regret ditching the likes of Gay and Kyle Lowry, or passing over Kevin Love to draft O.J. Mayo in 2008, or eschewing the chance to add James Harden or Steph Curry in favour of drafting Hasheem Thabeet in '09? Sadly, I think they will.
For the Grizzlies by the Mississippi, in 2015 -
Predictions:
Record: 47-35
Playoffs: Out in first round
Trades: Robert Pera to trade Dave Joerger to Brooklyn for Lionel Hollins
Trades II: Robert Pera fires John Hollinger, hires Bill Simmons
Cameron Bairstow – Cam comes in as a second round draft pick (49) from New Mexico and adds an Aussie connection to the Bulls not seen since the days of Luc Longley.
How could I forget Anstey.... lol
Barring Rose being injured again (please no) there's no reason why the Bulls can't make the finals. Defensively superior to the Cavs I'm going to guess, they'll have some great ball movement with Noah, Gasol and Rose on the court together, and they'rtarte very deep. While everyone looks at the 2008 Celtics and the 2011 Heat as proof that a team like the 2014 Cavs can gel quickly, we all forget that there wasn't anyone quite as good as this Bulls team there to challenge them in my opinion.
Putting my Cleveland hatred aside, they'll probably win a title but this won't be the year I don't think.
Gotta feel for the Timberwolves. They've indeed gone backwards. Both the Wolves and the Knicks have been huge disappointments in the past few years, and have basically gone back to where they were originally. The Knicks obviously have Carmelo, but is that really an improvement?