Roast Post your favourite opposition bitterness about our three-peat

[cryptor]

Well, see some of us view the Hawthorn three-peat as a patchwork thing of marred beauty. The Premiership skin stitched together as it was from the 'body parts' of several different teams. A Burgoyne stitch here and a Gunston one there and... it works. The song that reflects this isn't 'Horses' of course, but 'Goodbye Horses' - the song that was playing while Buffalo Bill was doing his 'transition dance'.

As far as that goes, I reckon we've tried to stitch together our own skinsuit this off-season.

That's interesting because our three-peat has come along in one continuous piece. Where as the Geelong era has quite literally come along in patches, stretched out like the mid riff of Tom Hawkins' guernsey.

 

[Off The Couch]

How about the Weapon eh, wasn't he down at a coastal town during their attempt at a dynasty.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Well, see some of us view the Hawthorn three-peat as a patchwork thing of marred beauty. The Premiership skin stitched together as it was from the 'body parts' of several different teams. A Burgoyne stitch here and a Gunston one there and... it works. The song that reflects this isn't 'Horses' of course, but 'Goodbye Horses' - the song that was playing while Buffalo Bill was doing his 'transition dance'.

As far as that goes, I reckon we've tried to stitch together our own skinsuit this off-season.

I reckon you've put way too much thought into this...

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

I reckon you've put way too much thought into this...

Just amusing myself more than anything. A few of the older Hawks postsr round here know I'm good for a laugh

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Just amusing myself more than anything. A few of the older Hawks postsr round here know I'm good for a laugh

You make it sound like I'm new around here.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

You make it sound like I'm new around here.

Sorry mate

 

[LindaCresLove]

A lot of Hawk fans on there don't seem to be having fun, they seem to be getting quite hot under the collar about it. I think it's the other way round. I reckon that Nakia moron is probably sitting in his little room alone, masturbating in his own faeces, s******ing to himself 'I've got right under these Hawk fans skins!'. He's been on BF for 8 months less than me, and has made 23,000 more posts than me. Obviously has absolutely nothing else going on.

Getting worked up over a pathetic troll with no life who gets his jollies baiting other team's supporters is almost as bad as the troll themselves IMO.

Stop getting sucked in. They are beneath us in every respect.

The only trouble is that, that Nakia moron is fairly representative of much of the population of Geelong.
Until a couple of months back, I lived near Geelong and worked in Geelong.
At my workplace 10% of the workforce were of that deluded type, loud nasty Campaigners. many of the rest would be encouraging the nakias from the safty of the background.
I used to get up of a morning knowing that I was to share my day with several Nakia's, only louder and more pig headed.
Some things I'll miss, but, not that.

Lets sort it out on the "G"
Bring on Easter Monday!

 

[Roddy]

The only trouble is that, that Nakia moron is fairly representative of much of the population of Geelong.
Until a couple of months back, I lived near Geelong and worked in Geelong.
At my workplace 10% of the workforce were of that deluded type, loud nasty Campaigners. many of the rest would be encouraging the nakias from the safty of the background.
I used to get up of a morning knowing that I was to share my day with several Nakia's, only louder and more pig headed.
Some things I'll miss, but, not that.

Lets sort it out on the "G"
Bring on Easter Monday!

You're unlucky. My period living in the area was during the 90s, when the 'rivalry' was lying a little dormant and they were busy losing Grand Finals to other teams.

 

[Agent Smith]

More like another song we link to your success. Canny Hawks poster cryptor spotted it well. Goodbye 'horses'...

Hehe, certainly looks like an 80s clip. Speaking of the 80s, how's that 7 Grand Finals in a row deal? Pretty sexy stuff, that.

 

[Agent Smith]

Wondering what people's thoughts are in this... But if we happen to get up and win it again next year for the 4peat, could we actually break the AFL? I heard from quiet a few fans (from other clubs of course) about things getting so boring due to Hawthorns dominance, fans on here have a demonstrated unbridled hatred of us (due to the sustained success) I have to wonder where a 4peat would leave fans? No doubt there would even higher levels of anger and delusion among the big footy population but I wonder where it would leave things for the general population of fans (even some hawthorn fans), could the competition itself actually lose ground as a result of one teams continued success? Equalisation was supposed to ensure that this didn't even go close to occurring but it has and is still showing no signs of slowing down


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I think the only way to be sure is to make it happen.

 

[marklar]

WE have to win to keep up the tradition. 2013 - Lake. 2014 - Big Boy. 2015 Chip, and 2016 Jack Fitz. He would be expecting it, wouldn't he?

2008 - Dewwwww!

 

[Boo71]

How about the Weapon eh, wasn't he down at a coastal town during their attempt at a dynasty.

Don't mention the war, I mentioned it once but I dank I got away with it.......

 

[James Colorado]

Well, see some of us view the Hawthorn three-peat as a patchwork thing of marred beauty. The Premiership skin stitched together as it was from the 'body parts' of several different teams. A Burgoyne stitch here and a Gunston one there and... it works. The song that reflects this isn't 'Horses' of course, but 'Goodbye Horses' - the song that was playing while Buffalo Bill was doing his 'transition dance'.

As far as that goes, I reckon we've tried to stitch together our own skinsuit this off-season.

I interpreted your intent as a combination of "Horses" and a "48%" joke, but perhaps I was the one over thinking it

 

[dean31]

Apparently there is only 24hrs left to vote for the biggest flog on big footy. Nakia currently holds a 3 vote lead, to ensure he is crowned the biggest flog head over and vote.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/attention-whore-of-the-year-2015-voting-fred.1116969/page-24

 

[kimbopen]

Yep there isnt any medication to fix that one.

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In other words, you can't fix stupid!

 

[Pharaoh]

Wondering what people's thoughts are in this... But if we happen to get up and win it again next year for the 4peat, could we actually break the AFL? I heard from quiet a few fans (from other clubs of course) about things getting so boring due to Hawthorns dominance, fans on here have a demonstrated unbridled hatred of us (due to the sustained success) I have to wonder where a 4peat would leave fans? No doubt there would even higher levels of anger and delusion among the big footy population but I wonder where it would leave things for the general population of fans (even some hawthorn fans), could the competition itself actually lose ground as a result of one teams continued success? Equalisation was supposed to ensure that this didn't even go close to occurring but it has and is still showing no signs of slowing down


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Not sure but let's find out!

 

[RelaxMax]

You make it sound like I'm new around here.

Newbies are people too

 

[Kablamo4]

My favourite is that the brand of footy was rubbish in our era so no one will remember it

 

[Roddy]

My favourite is that the brand of footy was rubbish in our era so no one will remember it

What virtually all of this type of utter nonsense boils down to is this: "Hawthorn's era isn't as good because I really really really badly don't want it to be"

 

[Pessimistic]

Club should try to get some co promotion going with visiting tennis starts who have threepeated

Joker (AUS) Nadal (Wim) FedEx (AUS) Serena (US) and Hingis (AUS) would be good to see with some of our guys

 

[Pessimistic]

The only trouble is that, that Nakia moron is fairly representative of much of the population of Geelong.
Until a couple of months back, I lived near Geelong and worked in Geelong.
At my workplace 10% of the workforce were of that deluded type, loud nasty Campaigners. many of the rest would be encouraging the nakias from the safty of the background.
I used to get up of a morning knowing that I was to share my day with several Nakia's, only louder and more pig headed.
Some things I'll miss, but, not that.

Lets sort it out on the "G"
Bring on Easter Monday!

It'll spice thins up if out fourpete includes geelong in some form in the finals

 

[Kil Phearns]

You can only beat the opposition that is put in front of you.

That fact seems to be lost on these jokers.

 

[Kil Phearns]

Club should try to get some co promotion going with visiting tennis starts who have threepeated

Joker (AUS) Nadal (French) FedEx (WIM) Serena (US) and Hingis (AUS) would be good to see with some of our guys

Edited for accuracy.

 

[A Cut Above]

Apparently there is only 24hrs left to vote for the biggest flog on big footy. Nakia currently holds a 3 vote lead, to ensure he is crowned the biggest flog head over and vote.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/attention-whore-of-the-year-2015-voting-fred.1116969/page-24

Great job to all Hawthorn supporters who voted for that raving knife-wielding Geelong nutcase Nakia.

Winning AWOTY carries with it a mandatory 2 week ban, during which I encourage him to relax his troubled mind by contemplating the serene perfection of Hawthorn's triple-premiership feat - though as a Geelong supporter making it past the concept of back-2-backs may prove difficult.



Edit: no need to tag posters in here.

 

[Roddy]

You can only beat the opposition that is put in front of you.

That fact seems to be lost on these jokers.

You mean like, the team that the man with the highest games coached in history described as 'the most powerful list he'd ever seen'?