Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[Arden]

Dig up stupid

 

[RobZombie]

Personally think it says as much about *heppell as *their style of play.

 

[astrovic]

Personally think it says as much about *heppell as *their style of play.

Umpire to *Heppell: "getting pretty sick of calling "play on not 15" here, Dyson!"

 

[MaddAdam]

"HEY! That's not the wallet inspector" - James Hird

 

[Ardent Roo]

With Harvey, Craig and Neeld all Assistant Coaches and Fletcher, Chappy, Cooney, Goddard and Gwilt on the list I think its great that * have moved into outplacement services.

 

[Ardent Roo]

Personally think it says as much about *heppell as *their style of play.

Must have been passing it to Goddard, who had taken up his usual spot as a loose player permanently behind the play.

 

[Bell End]

I've actually developed a bit of a soft spot for *james.
In the same way I have a soft spot for mr bean and the guy with the beard from those hangover movies due to their idiocy and ineptness providing constant lols.
Long may his coaching reign wreak havoc on that s**t stain of a *club

 

[Hojuman]

What was Dodoro thinking !
Demetriou ;" pick no. 8, * "

" Player no. 15376, Dyson Flappell. Gippsland Power "

 

[muttley45]

Poor old *albert taking the no win/no fee legal path, double or nothing ?

 

[utility]

Personally think it says as much about *heppell as *their style of play.

34 touches to take it the length of the ground... in the wrong direction!

Winning Charlie Sheen style.

 

[muttley45]

*alberts brilliant " keepings off minimises opposition damage " gameplan working a treat

 

[Arden]

I'm loving that *albert, who is addicted to boner-inducing peptides, is insured by Chubb.

 

[Ohhh Errol]

Remember that little cartoon where *hirdy argues the parking ticket? ...serious serious lols

he is now suing an insurance conglomerate? Lol his premiums across the board will go up ten fold. He will be blacklisted from insurance. Then quite possibly, either a distressed player or some nut star fan may torch his now uninsured home. Which will be the catalyst he's been hoping for, the catalyst he needs to launch THE LAWSUIT. Hird v God. In a case about fire. Who is accountable for fire? Is fire legal? On what grounds may fire exist? On who's property? Who bears the cost of fire? Is fire bound by the AFL code of natural occurrences conduct? Did Andrew Dimetriou once light a candle? Is *Albert really a red head?

Stay tuned, while *hirdy asks the tough questions, and gets the answers everybody else knew were coming.

 

[evo]

Personally think it says as much about *heppell as *their style of play.

Goddard has to get his possessions somehow!

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Bwahahahahahahaha!!! *wipes tear*

Insurance policies pay legal costs when you are defending a claim against you, not when you decide you need to be a superhero and fight other people's fights for them. Spot on Wild Bill, his lawyers must subscribe to the PT Barnum school of ethics.

Onya *Jimmy, you're a gift that just gives on giving

As much as I like to laugh at *him, and as much as *he deserves us laughing at *him, surely it's not this simple. I'm not denying that as a general rule, insurance is unlikely to pay legal costs when you initiate (not defend) an action, but an insurance policy is just a contract and surely *Tania and *their legal counsel can read a contract. I suspect it's a professional indemnity policy, and perhaps there is some provision therein that *they believe is grounds for the current law suit.

I sure hope not, though.

 

[LT Smash]

As much as I like to laugh at *him, and as much as *he deserves us laughing at *him, surely it's not this simple. I'm not denying that as a general rule, insurance is unlikely to pay legal costs when you initiate (not defend) an action, but an insurance policy is just a contract and surely *Tania and *their legal counsel can read a contract. I suspect it's a professional indemnity policy, and perhaps there is some provision therein that *they believe is grounds for the current law suit.

I sure hope not, though.

We can only hope another trial where Jimmy* gets to present his boner-fides, i.e. his Anzac Day Medals.

 

[Twinkletoes]

*alberts brilliant " keepings off minimises opposition damage " gameplan working a treat

*heppell's training video says it all.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

That is really creepy.

 

[sbdan]

I've actually developed a bit of a soft spot for *james.
In the same way I have a soft spot for mr bean and the guy with the beard from those hangover movies due to their idiocy and ineptness providing constant lols.
Long may his coaching reign wreak havoc on that s**t stain of a *club

True, hird is nothing short of a clown now. I put him in the same league as other notable AFL characters like Ricky Nixon, Edelston, Capper and that man Dank himself. Every story about them is just for lols & the best part is that they still take themselves seriously....or maybe Hird is just too clever by half and is a brilliant deadpan comedian.

 

[Lums23]

I sympathise for the players. If the * board had any gonads, they would be playing under a two-time premiership coach that managed to take a s**t list full of broken players into finals last year.

Instead, they are stuck with a guy that made finals once in three years, the same year the supplements program commenced

 

[utility]

True, hird is nothing short of a clown now. I put him in the same league as other notable AFL characters like Ricky Nixon, Edelston, Capper and that man Dank himself.

Haha... you forgot Skase! Probably a closer match.

 

[Contra Mundum]

*heppell's training video says it all.

Very lateral TT (once again spat coffee all over my monitor)

 

[JD-Roo]

I sympathise for the players. If the * board had any gonads, they would be playing under a two-time premiership coach that managed to take a s**t list full of broken players into finals last year.

Instead, they are stuck with a guy that made finals once in three years, the same year the supplements program commenced

But that two-time Premiership coach is up to his ears in supplements scenarios as well.

 

[the big lebowski]

Just posting to help us get closer to the magical 1,000.

F*** *

 

[numchuks]

The awkward moment when we recruit Carlisle, and we're torn between our desire for him to play for us and *Essendon players to be banned.