Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[BILC]

We're back!

Getting towards that glorious time of the year! I

 

[BluesMan]

First time reader of the thread, glorious. I want more

 

[BALKAN]

Even after all this time and reading this thread a couple times I still can't get over how EXCITED people get over their Chrisco hampers full of spaghetti and toothpaste and whatever **** else they buy that's got bugger all to do with Christmas.

TBF I get excited opening packages even if its just a T-shirt I ordered or something mundane like that. Not sure how I'd feel about a box of sauce though.

 

[Dylan8]

I sort of get the sauce bulk. They're the demographic that would spray ketcherrp on errything, content on rendering a good steak absolutely worthless with their well done preference and spray of tomato sauce.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Needed to buy a s**t tonne of meat and 1 jb hifi gift voucher

http://www.chrisco.com.au/Products/202-mega-frozen-mega-meat-50-jb-hifi-gift-card.aspx

how convenient

at first i was like, holy s**t... $178 for the lot. Bargain...

then...

 

[SterlingArcher]

I'm just gonna leave these here:






Some more quality Chrisco unwrapping videos. Props if you can actually get through it all. Worth watching the introduction at least.

I have spent my last 30 minutes watching both of these, and am hyperventilating. Holy s**t. Incredible. 205 views...I'm assuming 180 are Bigfooty

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

I have spent my last 30 minutes watching both of these, and am hyperventilating. Holy s**t. Incredible. 205 views...I'm assuming 180 are Bigfooty

I feel sorry for these campaigners

 

[ep2018]

I have spent my last 30 minutes watching both of these, and am hyperventilating. Holy s**t. Incredible. 205 views...I'm assuming 180 are Bigfooty

It's heartbreaking. WTF do you need 6x frozen chips variety for Christmas?

 

[Maddhew]

I was genuinely excited to receive the alert notifying me of activity in this thread.

My favourite time of year.

Swans bean bag for $120
http://www.chrisco.com.au/Products/1618-afl-giant-bean-bag-swans.aspx
Swans bean bag for $7
http://www.target.com.au/p/afl-bean-bag-cover-sydney-swans/55475495

Who are these people?

 

[BILC]

I was genuinely excited to receive the alert notifying me of activity in this thread.

My favourite time of year.

Swans bean bag for $120
http://www.chrisco.com.au/Products/1618-afl-giant-bean-bag-swans.aspx
Swans bean bag for $7
http://www.target.com.au/p/afl-bean-bag-cover-sydney-swans/55475495

Who are these people?

Doesnt even include beans, for $120.

My god.

 

[Max_very_well]

yes!!! i love seeing this thread on page 1.

 

[Max_very_well]

Doesnt even include beans, for $120.

My god.

Yeah, you have to buy the bean bag beans hamper. Only $6.99 a week

 

[Dylan8]

http://www.chrisco.com.au/Products/1900-playboy-animal-shaggy-chair.aspx

This ugly as sin stand alone chair with not one but THREE Playboy bunny logos on it, yours for just $350! Fancy paying 35 bucks a week for a chair.

 

[dales.girl38]

My favourite parts about Christmas:
1) Chrisco thread on bigfooty
2) Presents
3) Food

 

[Elixuh]

http://www.chrisco.com.au/Products/1900-playboy-animal-shaggy-chair.aspx

This ugly as sin stand alone chair with not one but THREE Playboy bunny logos on it, yours for just $350! Fancy paying 35 bucks a week for a chair.

 

[Elixuh]

http://www.chrisco.com.au/Products/285-summer-holiday-alcohol-free-save-over-70.aspx

Grab this so you can lie in the middle and make snow angles.

 

[Shane Hird]

I live a bit of a feral distrct in Perth and the other week I was talking to one feral who has sporned 5 kids that adore the yearly delivery of the Chrisco sack.

She said she loves it because she doesn't have to food shop (including gladwrap) for 3 weeks so there's more time for holiday piss ups.

She never drinks and drives. Model citizen.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

http://www.chrisco.com.au/Products/1900-playboy-animal-shaggy-chair.aspx

This ugly as sin stand alone chair with not one but THREE Playboy bunny logos on it, yours for just $350! Fancy paying 35 bucks a week for a chair.

A ******* ugly chair as well.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Sporned?

 

[Nothing]

Sporned?

Spawned from pr0n. Sporned.

 

[Tyls83]

http://www.chrisco.com.au/Products/285-summer-holiday-alcohol-free-save-over-70.aspx

Grab this so you can lie in the middle and make snow angles.

$2300 oh my god!

 

[Illinois Nazi]

$2300 oh my god!

But you save over $70!!!

 

[Shane Hird]

I still dream of owning one of those outdoor tables with the ice bucket built in.

Wish I had the discipline to commit to a Chrisco payment plan though.

Those lucky sods..

 

[Gibbsy]

The Simpsons DVDs seasons 1-17 & 20.

$578.00!!

http://www.chrisco.com.au/Products/1956-the-simpsons-seasons-1-17-season-20-dvd.aspx

 

[SterlingArcher]

The Simpsons DVDs seasons 1-17 & 20.

$578.00!!

http://www.chrisco.com.au/Products/1956-the-simpsons-seasons-1-17-season-20-dvd.aspx

Think about how many minutes that is though of TV viewing! Conservative estimate of 7,200 minutes, if my maths is correct (it probably isn't) it's 8 cents a minute! You're practically losing money by not buying it. #chriscoshill