List Mgmt. 2014 Rookie Draft - Diamonds in the rough...

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The Bump is not dead - this thread proves it :D:D

This guy isn't really a diamond in the rough - more like a f****g great blood-thirsty mastif in sheep's clothing.

Check out the size of this guy! I'd call him a condom full of walnuts, but Durex don't make 'em that big!

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2014-11-15/country-beast-a-draft-chance
 
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The Bump is not dead - this thread proves it :D:D

This guy isn't really a diamond in the rough - more like a f****g great blood-thirsty mastif in sheep's clothing.

Check out the size of this guy! I'd call him a condom full of walnuts, but Durex don't make 'em that big!

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2014-11-15/country-beast-a-draft-chance

Pfft, I would look like that if I went to the gym, had a good diet, didn't drink so much, didn't have kids, didn't spend 12 hours a day in front of a computer, didn't take every opportunity to eat all the monte carlos in the bicky jar, had some self control, didn't prefer fishing to hard outdoor work on weekends, made a conscious effort to address the numerous flaws in my appearance and had longer hair. I would look like that.
 

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(Brown) condom full of walnuts. That was Clive James's description of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

On rough diamonds... I like what I've seen of a South Fremantle player called Tim Kelly.
Tim Kelly would be a great get. Cost nothing and plug and play
 

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