Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[rdhopkins2]

Unfortunately not the only company going round taking the mickey out of the financially illiterate.

 

[Catfish Alley]

A fool and his money I guess.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

The calories... my god the calories.

 

[King_Steele]

What scumbags. Did they order Dada & Wu-Tang clothing aswell?

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

The calories... my god the calories.

And it's not even real food anyway; chips, biscuits, soft drinks, alcohol - absolute rubbish! Certainly not the stuff I'd ever be buying in bulk

 

[Crow-eater]

Oh gee, that looks familiar...

http://www.chrisco.com.au/Products/424-ride-on-cooler-scooter.aspx

 

[radiojake]

did the cops bust someone for riding it on the road?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Only someone who buys hampers from Chrisco would ride that thing on a road.

 

[Crow-eater]

did the cops bust someone for riding it on the road?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Imagine getting your ******* esky impounded.
Who ARE these people?!

 

[Silent Alarm]

Impounding an esky along with those SS Commodores

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Is the tow truck really necessary?

 

[Elixuh]

Who ARE these people?!

Really sums up this thread.

 

[radiojake]

that's hilarious

 

[Hamingja]

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The guy deserved some sort of fine for ignoring the police but those charges are ridiculous. I doubt that thing would go any quicker than one of those motorised scooters that old people get around on and they often travel on the road when the footpath is rubbish. Unlicensed driver, unlicensed vehicle what a load of s**t. Add a motor to your bicycle and you'd be free to annoy the * out of the general population on the road.

 

[Gough]

Did they mention if the esky was full or empty? He could have blown half a slab of West End as well.

 

[Impunity!]

The guy deserved some sort of fine for ignoring the police but those charges are ridiculous. I doubt that thing would go any quicker than one of those motorised scooters that old people get around on and they often travel on the road when the footpath is rubbish. Unlicensed driver, unlicensed vehicle what a load of s**t. Add a motor to your bicycle and you'd be free to annoy the **** out of the general population on the road.

Um, not quite.

Adding a petrol-powered motor to your bike, or an electric motor with an output greater than 200W, renders it a motor vehicle, requiring a drivers licence to operate, plus registration and CTP insurance.

 

[T2B_]

Imagine getting your ******* esky impounded.
Who ARE these people?!

Ahahahaha, I can't stop laughing.

Can you imagine the bogan family conversation...

"Yo boy! Needa beer, where's the ****ing esky at!"

"The *en pigs impounded it dad!"

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

Ahahahaha, I can't stop laughing.

Can you imagine the bogan family conversation...

"Yo boy! Needa beer, where's the ****ing esky at!"

"The ****en pigs impounded it dad!"

"I think those copper campaigners are gonna crush it tomorrow morning!"

 

[iDon]

I worked in a call centre and we took afterhours calls for Chrisco.

Think I answered 20-30 in about 4 month period.

Very mundane as we would just tell them it was after hours and give them an email adress to email and direct them to call after hours. (god knows why you would need someone to tell them this, surely an automated message system would suffice.)

 

[bresker]

Was round at some peoples house at Christmas and I saw a Christo package in their name.

"I always wondered who used Chrisco," I joked.

"Oh we only use it for alcohol!"

"Really?" I replied. "So does that work out cheaper?"

"No but it's such a joy when you get all this grog delivered to your door!"

Danmurphys.com.au?

 

[Impunity!]

Was round at some peoples house at Christmas and I saw a Christo package in their name.

"I always wondered who used Chrisco," I joked.

"Oh we only use it for alcohol!"

"Really?" I replied. "So does that work out cheaper?"

"No but it's such a joy when you get all this grog delivered to your door!"

Danmurphys.com.au?

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WOW.

 

[Shane Hird]

Deb's pride shining through today on fb....Chrisco makes people feel good about themselves





Deborah Chapman‎ Chrisco Hampers
4 hrs ·
Love receiving my Chrisco.knowing I've been paying it off all year is quiet an accomplishment.

 

[Impunity!]

Quiet an accomplishment.

At least she's not being loud about it.

 

[BC9_]

For all those times you want to play pool but no other lights work

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Chrisco Hampers replies: WOW! Looks amazing. Enjoy!