Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[IQ3]

My best mates mum as a kid used to buy them. Man did I spend some time around his house over the summer

 

[Silent Alarm]

My best mates mum as a kid used to buy them. Man did I spend some time around his house over the summer

Did you have to pay $12.10 a week in winter for the privilege?

 

[IQ3]

Did you have to pay $12.10 a week in winter for the privilege?

i didn't pay a cent. I thought it was the best thing ever, til I realised how much you get ripped off

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I have no words...

 

[dales.girl38]

Specially designed knife? Wow.

 

[bresker]

Needs more pics of special knife. Is it shaped like a spoon?

 

[Shane Hird]

Needs more pics of special knife. Is it shaped like a spoon?

Not sure...but here's the special Chrisco forks.

 

[IQ3]

 

[ep2018]

Nutella is so nice though! decisions

 

[Smoooothy]

Is the tow truck really necessary?

Being the bogan would have incurred the cost of it, yes..

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

This thread is genuinely ******* hilarious.

Anytime I see a Chrisco ad, I just shake my head at how ******* dumb you would have to be to buy one.

 

[bresker]

I do like the way the hamper contains nothing but Nutella.

Nothing says Christmas more than 4kg of Nutella.

I always like to slather everything in Nutella at Christmas. It's traditional.

 

[baz_machine]

I do like the way the hamper contains nothing but Nutella.

Nothing says Christmas more than 4kg of Nutella.

I always like to slather everything in Nutella at Christmas. It's traditional.

Everything?

 

[T2B_]

Everything?

I for one love to slather my entire body in Nutella. That special knife just seals the deal...

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

I'd be a keen consumer if they had a beer and condoms pack.

 

[baz_machine]

I for one love to slather my entire body in Nutella. That special knife just seals the deal...

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Put an advertisement on Gumtree two years ago whilst in Sydney saying that I was a graduate looking for work. Guy rings up and told me he could get me a job the next day and asks me to attend a business meeting with him. Turn up to North Sydney leagues the next night and it turns out to be an Amway presentation and I'm there with several of his mates trying to persuade me to join. Didn't get the job he promised obviously. Got some paperwork and business cards out of it, then I expressed posted the stuff back to one of the members the next day.

Know a few family and friends that went the Amway route, made nothing from it and I feel sorry for them to a point.

Back on topic to be fair to Chrisco customers there are some people who are just shockingly bad at budgeting and it serves a good purpose for them.

Yeah, I think everybody has had an Amway moment in their lives where some c*** has tried to persuade them to join up. The people that do it usually end up alienated from ramming it down their friends'/family's throat non stop, and broke. Stupid is as stupid does.

 

[hirdy_is_champ]

I do like the way the hamper contains nothing but Nutella.

Nothing says Christmas more than 4kg of Nutella.

I always like to slather everything in Nutella at Christmas. It's traditional.

Imagine how sick you'd feel trying to eat it all. They better introduce chrisco chuck bags...

 

[manboob]

I always like to slather everything in Nutella at Christmas. It's traditional.

Is that you Joel Monaghan?

 

[SEN_Fan]

We should all suggest ridiculous ideas and see if they create them.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

We should all suggest ridiculous ideas and see if they create them.

The Ansell hamper.

Bogan goldmine.

 

[Starburns_]

The Ansell hamper.

Bogan goldmine.

Judging by the amount of kids many of them have, I doubt it.

 

[Northworth]

Everything?

nutella nuts

 

[Shane Hird]

You may well bag the boganites for purchasing 4kgs of that wonderful substance called Nutella...but let me tell you something you snobs...4kgs of Nutella can make endless concoctions of sugary delights that the whole family can enjoy.

Want proof...here ya ####ing go ya ####s!!





9th Annual World Nutella Day, February 5, 2015

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  • Apricot-Nutella Breakfast Cake from The Leftover Queen
  • Bite-size mini pancakes and sandwiches Nutella between them from The Hyperbolic Gallivanter
  • French Nutella Toast from nyc/caribbean ragazza
  • Grilled Nutella and Banana Flatbread Sandwiches from Charleston Treasures
  • Homemade Nutella Pancakes from nyc/caribbean ragazza
  • Included Nutella in every meal from 52 Sweets
  • Morning Boost with Nutella from Homemades
  • Nutella & Mascarpone Grilled Cheese Sandwich on Brioche from Sweet & Saucy
  • Nutella Banana Muffins from Anali’s First Amendment
  • Nutella Brioche French Toast

http://www.nutelladay.com/nutella-recipes/

 

[HirdyLannister]

A Melbourne man is cooling his heels after being caught driving a motorised esky south-east of Melbourne.
Police from Hastings Highway Patrol pulled over the 29-year-old Rosebud West man as he was driving the 49cc esky along the footpath beside Point Nepean Road just after 5pm.
Police say the driver did not have a licence to drive the esky or any other vehicle.
He was issued with two infringement notices totalling $1476.

The esky was impounded for 30 days under local council laws relating to the use of unregistered recreational vehicles on council land.
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/man-fined-for-driving-esky-on-footpath-20150117-12sjpq.html

It's becoming an epidemic!