Society & Culture Things that s**t me part X- The Tenth edition!

[LukasTheGreat]

The new Mrs Mac's' ad. Rooaaaaadtrip. What a bunch of *.

 

[Shell]

Just heard word about our new neighbours (that share the same property with us. Not ones that live next door). Mum, 2 kids, one a teenager and she is planning on renovating "inside and out".

FML FML FML

 

[Off The Couch]

It's why medication should always be taken with food unless otherwise directed to assist with absorption

 

[JD-Roo]

It's why medication should always be taken with food unless otherwise directed to assist with absorption

Yep..... following all the instructions to the letter. Quack shugs his shoulders, passes it off as one of the side effects.

Jeez..... at least he gets to pass something.....

 

[Gough]

I once mistook peritonitis for constipation, it cost me nine days in hospital over Christmas one year. I watched Symonds' maiden Test century through an opiated haze.

 

[Impunity!]

I once mistook peritonitis for constipation, it cost me nine days in hospital over Christmas one year. I watched Symonds' maiden Test century through an opiated haze.

So did he

 

[peternorth]

So did he

was he labelled smelly too?

 

[Run n Spread]

Getting NZ coins as change and not being able to use them anywhere else. Ticket machines, self service machines etc

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

All beer ads - the joke's up now

 

[The Passenger]

Getting NZ coins as change and not being able to use them anywhere else. Ticket machines, self service machines etc

my old man was working a sausage sizzle a few weeks back and got a sixpence from about 1919 or something. was interesting. in decent nick too. not great.

 

[peternorth]

everytime i flick on the carribean premier league t20 cricket tournament, its either TT Red Steel or Jamaica playing

 

[Vapor]

People that bitch and moan about being constantly busy at work and try to one-up others on how busy they are.

"Hey how's it going?"

"I'm so busy"

"How's work?"

"Oh man, I'm so busy. So under the pump."

I don't really care how busy you are. I don't hold you in any higher regard knowing that you're busy. I'm not going to give you any sympathy.

It really irritates me when I try to start conversations with people and their instinctive response is to start talking about how busy they are.

When did life become a competiton on who can appear to be busiest? Learn to manage your work and time.

 

[Quivorir]

Id reply to that but im just too busy.

 

[peternorth]

flat out here

 

[Simple Jack]

I can't even find time to go on Bigfooty!

 

[Impunity!]

I'm certainly too busy to pen a witty riposte

 

[kanye_best]

 

[Starburns_]

I used to use this all the time as the lazy way of muting a new message coming through when I was listening to music.

 

[Shell]

It annoys me that after almost 2 weeks of being sick, I'm still off my food. I could have done at least 3 40 Hour ****ing Famines standing on my head ffs.

 

[peternorth]

It annoys me that after almost 2 weeks of being sick, I'm still off my food. I could have done at least 3 40 Hour ****ing Famines standing on my head ffs.

at least you will have lost weight right shell?

 

[Xtreme]

So my dad wants me to clear off virus' from my mum's laptop

Seems he's been on one too many pr0n sites...

Tempted to just leave it as it is and get him in trouble

 

[Gough]

So my dad wants me to clear off virus' from my mum's laptop

Seems he's been on one too many pr0n sites...

Tempted to just leave it as it is and get him in trouble

It's what passes for a touching father son moment in the digital age. Try to come at it from a Wonder Years perspective, imagine Daniel Stern narrating the whole thing.

 

[JD11]

Just picked up an HTC one... why the * is it so big.

 

[Xtreme]

It's what passes for a touching father son moment in the digital age. Try to come at it from a Wonder Years perspective, imagine Daniel Stern narrating the whole thing.

It's still pretty gross for someone nearing their 60's

I could rattle off a few other gross stories not quite as legendary in the thread here: http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/pets-grizzlyms-dad-is-a-freakin-legend-from-bum-soap-to-lawnmower-larceny-and-much-more.876844/

He tried to blame me for something else that went wrong on my mum's laptop a month ago, the thing is that i don't live there often enough to use it myself......... i have a few laptops of my own anyway so i don't need to use anyone else's.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

So my dad wants me to clear off virus' from my mum's laptop

Seems he's been on one too many pr0n sites...

Tempted to just leave it as it is and get him in trouble

Ask yourself, would he do the same for you?