Who is on your membership card?

[Quivorir]

I have Archer

 

[LT Smash]

West Coast supporting mate of mine had a Ben Cousins card. It had a really sharp edge for some reason.

 

[roobear]

West Coast supporting mate of mine had a Ben Cousins card. It had a really sharp edge for some reason.

My best mate had a Wayne Carey card with a serrated edge. It was so sharp, he was able to use it to cut my lunch.

 

[Twinkletoes]

My best mate had a Wayne Carey card with a serrated edge. It was so sharp, he was able to use it to cut my lunch.

Three thumbs rb. Well played!

 

[Ry009]

Mine has Cruize on it, but didn't allow me entrance into games even though im entitled to.

 

[THRILLHO]

I had to settle for the Ben Speight membership. Only allowed access to games after three quarter time.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

My best mate had a Wayne Carey card with a serrated edge. It was so sharp, he was able to use it to cut my lunch.

Winner

 

[Bigeasy]

Mine had Jesse Smith on it and it looked awesome but it broke shortly after and I have been unable to use it but the club has assured me that it will fine next year.

 

[hilly]

Mine has Lachlan Hansen on it. Usually had to try 7-8 turnstiles before it would work.






































































Come at me.

 

[Thewlis Dish]

My housemate has David Calthorpe. He gets a free hotdog and large coke at every home Etihad game.

 

[Liam Boy]

Mine has Lindsay Thomas on it. I wanted a seat behind the goals but I ended up somewhere entirely different.

 

[ThePezDispenser]

Mine had Jesse Smith on it and it looked awesome but it broke shortly after and I have been unable to use it but the club has assured me that it will fine next year.

You stole my GWS angle

 

[Thewlis Dish]

Mine has Lachlan Hansen on it. Usually had to try 7-8 turnstiles before it would work.

See that's your fault. You need to keep trying the same turnstile so it can get used to it. Also it's likely the turnstile that is faulty, not the membership.

 

[LB2Snake]

Some funny s**t in this thread. Kudos to all!

 

[Bren]

My wife's had Sex Ed on it but now we gotta get a baby Joey one...

 

[Strummaster]

Mine has Lachlan Hansen on it. Usually had to try 7-8 turnstiles before it would work.






































































Come at me.

 

[Strummaster]

As I was filling in the members survey today, it asked for my membership number. So I pull it out of my wallet and notice 4 players on there and noticed a fairly big coincidence.

Are all memberships the same and has anyone else noticed the coincidence?

DR great post I have loved this collection of threads more than any I have read

 

[DarwinRoo]

I also have Cam Pederson on mine but I can only gain entry to games against Bottom 8 sides.

 

[Kimbo]

Mine has Brad Scott on it. Says it will get me into games against Top 4 sides. Hasn't worked once!

 

[Kanga3220]

Mine has Brad Scott on it. Says it will get me into games against Top 4 sides. Hasn't worked once!

Mine has JB on it gets me in to the presidents luncheon when Andy D is speaking could he be the white knight ?

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Mine has Lindsay Thomas on it, it only works 2 games a year, but when it gets me in it lets me take 6 mates with me.

 

[Thewlis Dish]

I also have Cam Pederson on mine but I can only gain entry to games against Bottom 8 sides.

They released this one with about 15 different players on it, but people only seem to have received the Pederson one.

My mate has the Pedo one and it got him back into the Essendon game twice after he went out for a smoke in the second and fourth quarters.

 

[Bren]

Mine has Drew on it... Everytime I take it out of my wallet it jumps on my shoulders.... Weird

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Mine's got Goldy on it.

It came in a little wallet, but that's gone now.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

^ Very good, Baz

Mine has Matt Campbell on it - went missing for most of the year.