First AFL match v Collingwood at the G for me.
Reckon every Port supporter there that day copped it from some Collingwood campaigner.
Before first bounce, we were minding our business, quietly eating breakfast on Elizabeth St when...
Some feral chick ran up to our table and - over our bacon and eggs - gave us a four-letter spray.
May have even been the same demoralised version of the female variety you encountered...