Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[grizzlym]

I can't say I anticipated any sleepless nights at the thought of the Essendon brigade coming round and nick knocking my house.

Yep, as Messy said: look out ya window... Jimmy Hird, standing under a lone street light, chain smoking Craven A's, just waiting to move on ya.

 

[MaddAdam]

Yep, as Messy said: look out ya window... Jimmy Hird, standing under a lone street light, chain smoking Craven A's, just waiting to move on ya.

Well, given it is dark outside, at least I don't have to worry about Dyson Heppell prowling the streets.

Though if Brendon Goddard's heroin dealing family members ever get out of jail, I may reconsider my position.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Gee.... Mods, Supermods, Admin........ this humble little thread is attracting some interest.

 

[GreatBradScott]

Well, given it is dark outside, at least I don't have to worry about Dyson Heppell prowling the streets.

Though if Brendon Goddard's heroin dealing family members ever get out of jail, I may reconsider my position.

Just like his disposal, I hear it's of a very cheap quality.

 

[Horace]

The double century not too far away now. And we've only just got our eye in!!! Amazing work thanks to *essendon.

 

[Arden]

Gee.... Mods, Supermods, Admin........ this humble little thread is attracting some interest.

GIFSoup

 

[Higgins2Waite]

Well, given it is dark outside, at least I don't have to worry about Dyson Heppell prowling the streets.

Though if Brendon Goddard's heroin dealing family members ever get out of jail, I may reconsider my position.

Yep DoP you're safe!!!​

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[MaddAdam]

Yep DoP you're safe!!!​

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Reminds of the time Jack Watts couldn't sleep because he though the Dewosaurus was under his bed.

 

[blackshadow]

Gee.... Mods, Supermods, Admin........ this humble little thread is attracting some interest.

Quite possibly thread of the year.

 

[GarnerSmash]

Hey James, did you think that you would get away with implementing a supplements program that relied on a renowned dodgy biochemists interpretation of grey areas of the WADA code?

Hey James, did you think you would get rich from running a clinical trial of AOD 9406 at *essendon after investing in the Casalda through your wifes brothers dogs company?

Hey James, are you comfortable with the fact that you put your personal economic gain and standing in the history of the game above the health and well being of the young men you were supposed to lead and protect?

Hey James, are you happy that you drove your good mate Dave Evans to have an anxiety attack from dealing with all the mess you have created?

Hey James, are you the kind of man that is willing to throw loyal minion after loyal minion under the bus to protect your own legacy?

Hey James, given the criminal nature of some of the activities that have taken place under your watch, and that you stated that you take full responsibility, the likelihood of prison time grows by the day. With that in mind, do you look forward to your ears being used for grip in the showers?

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

You win the Internet, Tron.

 

[Twinkletoes]

Quite possibly thread of the year.

By a million miles.

 

[tazaa]

Tron, not forgeting the excellent points in that outstanding post but the last sentence closed it off superbly and was by far the best of the lot!

Thread keeps on keeping on.

 

[GarnerSmash]

You win the Internet, Tron.

Thanks.

I promise to treat it with more care and respect than James has the health and wellbeing of the young men under his care and leadership.

 

[Kimbo]

Hey James...x6

Thanks a lot mate. I won't sleep now. Or, if I do, I'm gonna have nightmares. Chucky-esque.

 

[GarnerSmash]

He'll get you in the end Kimbo.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

He'll get you in the end Kimbo.

Liberace likes this.

 

[blackshadow]

Angry *donialists are the best

But they're never angry at those who caused the mess.

 

[blackshadow]

Maybe we could start some sort of "delusional pearlers" type thread?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha.

No need, they have their own, it's called bomberblitz.

This one caught my eye.... "Fogdog make us feel better!!!"

The lunatics have well and truly taken over the asylum.

 

[Thrawn]

I am so envious that we don't have a thread like this on our own board.

Kudos to you all, fantastic reading especially the last few pages.

 

[Kimbo]

I am so envious that we don't have a thread like this on our own board.

Kudos to you all, fantastic reading especially the last few pages.

No need to be envious. Our thread is your thread. Presence and support of Hawthorn mods gives it a sort of non-denominational sanction.

Qualification is that you demonstrate sympathy for *essendon.

 

[tazaa]

Card Name Position Status

James Hird The Golden Boy/Coach Sad

Bomber Thompson Geppetto 1.2 mil

Jobe Watson Skipper/Charlie Thief Booooed

David Evans The Boss Anxious

Dank The Dude Tramp Nightclub

The Weapon Performance Manager Suing

Ian Robson CEO Gone

Paul Hamilton Footy Manager Who?

 

[gokangas]

Quite possibly thread of the year.

Nope - has to open and close within the year to be elligible - this will go on for ever.

 

[see see]

You know fish, as a working journalist I'd be keen to know a bit more about your police mate who is willing to use his/her authority to help you settle online disputes.

I'm no big shot lawyer, but I'm tipping that cops using their powers to find out the identities and addresses of people, then passing that information on to someone else, might just be illegal you know.

You mean, sort of like disclosing the contents of an ACC report. That type of illegal?

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

No need to be envious. Our thread is your thread. Presence and support of Hawthorn mods gives it a sort of non-denominational sanction.

Qualification is that you demonstrate sympathy for *essendon.

Hey, I was just passing by. It looked like fun, so I dropped in.

So I haven't been home yet, and the missus keeps texting to ask when I'm coming home. No biggie.