Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

[Hipster Doofus]

I dry myself in the shower partially, then I'll hop out, ultra dry myself and jump into clothes quick smart. Couldn't walk out dripping wet or I'd catch a munter of a cold.

 

[NSWCROW]

Asking for " No pickles or tomato " and getting no Onion instead...

Ever eaten a whopper with cheese without onions ??
****en SHIT

 

[courtjester]

Chamois are where it's at, simpletons. Chamois in the shower...

 

[FR0GGY]

Chamois are where it's at, simpletons. Chamois in the shower...

Bit of a rub and polish too?

 

[Papa Juggs]

Asking for " No pickles or tomato " and getting no Onion instead...

Ever eaten a whopper with cheese without onions ??
****en SHIT

Ruined the 4am munchie run. How rude.

 

[Xtreme]

Who dries themself in the the shower?...........

Get out, get a towel and then go for it. That's what a bathmat is for

I didn't know drying yourself in the shower was a thing.

Sometimes (most times) I'll walk to the other side of the bathroom to get my towel.

The main bathroom i use is pretty big, getting out i need to walk from the shower, over the bathmat to get to the back of the door where my towel hangs. Once i turn the shower off, i tend to drip off for 30 seconds up to a minute. Then lean over the bathmat and grab the towel. I don't use it to dry ALL areas of the body by default, i mostly just place it over my shoulders like a boxer and let the water soak in without using the towel like i am scrubbing the water off.

I have a more bizarre method to dry off the lower half of my body, if i want it done in a hurry (particularly during winter) i'll use a hair dryer.



Summer time is awesome, i dry off in less than 2 minutes just by walking around without a towel .

 

[NSWCROW]

Ruined the 4am munchie run. How rude.

no was for dinner last night.
Just took me 9 hours to calm down

 

[dales.girl38]

I don't use my towel to dry myself in the shower, I just wring out my hair and wipe off as much water as I can from my body, meaning the bath mat is hardly wet at all when I get out.

 

[Catfish Alley]

I think you're misunderstanding what the bath mat is for

 

[davo99]

the royals... People don't seem to know we pay them to fly over here just to open visit people what a waste of tax payers dollars.

 

[kfc1]

the royals... People don't seem to know we pay them to fly over here just to open visit people what a waste of tax payers dollars.

Usually we make a profit on it

 

[courtjester]

I don't use my towel to dry myself in the shower, I just wring out my hair and wipe off as much water as I can from my body, meaning the bath mat is hardly wet at all when I get out.

Yeh baby….

 

[dales.girl38]

I think you're misunderstanding what the bath mat is for

I just hate standing on a soaking wet bath mat. My brother is the same, you guys are just weird

 

[Cap]

Dogs and people with them.

If a doc interrupts my games with my kids,especially if they take the ball, I should be able to kick the dog til it stops.

 

[BG32]

UMPIRES FMD!

 

[FR0GGY]

Dogs and people with them.

If a doc interrupts my games with my kids,especially if they take the ball, I should be able to kick the dog til it stops.

The owner is the problem not the dog, if anyone kicks a dog, you should be able to kick them.

 

[Cap]

The owner is the problem not the dog, if anyone kicks a dog, you should be able to kick them.

Nah it's a dog. enough kicks it learns

 

[FR0GGY]

Nah it's a dog. enough kicks it learns

So would a kid, but I bet (hope) you don't do that, kicking a dog is as gutless as you can get.

 

[Cap]

So would a kid, but I bet (hope) you don't do that, kicking a dog is as gutless as you can get.

again it's a dog not a human. And im not kicking random dogs here.

 

[Cruyff14]

Maybe we should kick you for being a jackass.

 

[BotsMaster]

Nah it's a dog. enough kicks it learns

I'm sure if I kicked you enough, you wouldn't learn a thing.

Kicking != education;

 

[Commissioner Gordon]

Asking for " No pickles or tomato " and getting no Onion instead...

Ever eaten a whopper with cheese without onions ??
****en SHIT

I hope you still followed your diet and scraped some of the mayo off.

 

[NSWCROW]

I hope you still followed your diet and scraped some of the mayo off.

Yep lol
Made it even worse

 

[BotsMaster]

Western Bulldogs

 

[LukasTheGreat]

Western Bulldogs

No ****ing shit.