Official Match Thread S18 R3: West Coast Wonders VS Dragons FFC @The Colosseum

[akkaps]

I am Kim Long Ding Dong XI

So XI is the length of your Ding Dong is millimetres. Right?

 

[boncer34]

No, I'm Kim Jong-il's 32nd son.

Is your name Jenny?

 

[HaroLad]

So XI is the length of your Ding Dong is millimetres. Right?

Ding Dong is a traditional Korean food. That's plain racist assuming my name was the length of my private part. My people are extremely offended.

 

[chefmeister]

Is your name Jenny?

Ouch...

 

[chefmeister]

Ding Dong is a traditional Korean food. That's plain racist assuming my name was the length of my private part. My people are extremely offended.

So what gives that away?
Their outlandishly emotional expressions of sentiment..?

 

[HaroLad]

So what gives that away?
Their outlandishly emotional expressions of sentiment..?

Rest now, Evan, rest.

 

[chefmeister]

Ding Dong is a traditional Korean food.

Uncanny, it's the sound of the usual 60's doorbell in the western world.

Also the name of an Italian pornstar from the same period...

 

[HaroLad]

Also the name of an Italian pornstar from the same period...

Interesting you noted that.

 

[chefmeister]

Interesting you noted that.

Agreed. Compared to what else was produced for the masses during the 60's pr0n was a very interesting market...

 

[croweater 41]

Multi quoting is for noobs bird boy.

Somedays I don't understand you. Today is one of those days.

Yes, because then it makes more sense when someone quotes me, as they invariably will. If you multi quote, none of it shows up in a re quote making your quote unintelligible. I am looking after my fellow posters.

Not really, it shows up here and I still look smart. All though being around the dragons anyone and heir dog can be made to look smart.

Jenny is desperate to be relevant

As are the rest of the dragons who have always been and always will be irrelevant. I mean the biggest thing that ever come of the dragons was that whole homosexual slur a few seasons back. A team full of nobodies doing nothing.

 

[boncer34]

Me>Bird boy.

Poor form bringing up previous bad history of the club that has been dealt with. We've improved our clubs culture and shame on you for trying to drag it down.

 

[HaroLad]

Me>Bird boy.

Poor form bringing up previous bad history of the club that has been dealt with. We've improved our clubs culture and shame on you for trying to drag it down.

Me > bouncy

I'm a lad

 

[croweater 41]

Me>Bird boy.

Poor form bringing up previous bad history of the club that has been dealt with. We've improved our clubs culture and shame on you for trying to drag it down.

I am fairly certain you mixed up your < and > symbols.

How so? As I said it is the highlight of the dragons existence that something actually newsworthy happened at their club. I am not saying it was right wrong or indifferent. More of an attack on the fact the dragons remain irrelevant in the SFA, after how many years now?

 

[jenny61_99]

Somedays I don't understand you. Today is one of those days.


Not really, it shows up here and I still look smart. All though being around the dragons anyone and heir dog can be made to look smart.


As are the rest of the dragons who have always been and always will be irrelevant. I mean the biggest thing that ever come of the dragons was that whole homosexual slur a few seasons back. A team full of nobodies doing nothing.

Heir dog?

 

[jenny61_99]

Me>Bird boy.

Poor form bringing up previous bad history of the club that has been dealt with. We've improved our clubs culture and shame on you for trying to drag it down.

You are doing a pretty good job of that yourself!

 

[PVF]

Number of the week is 0 as that will be how many goals the full-forward of the Dragons will be kicking this week when they go one on one with the great one (that's me for those playing at home).

The bookies and punters clearly have short memories if the Wonders are coming in as underdogs for this game. They must of forgot the lack of heart and passion the Dragons showed in last season's Grand Final that saw them get dominated throughout the game after five minutes into the first quarter of the game in what was suppose to be the biggest moment in their club's history.

Adding to that the Dragons have done nothing to improve their list from last season while the Wonders have added a huge amount of youth to take us back to back with the likes of Wooljay, southernswannies, Yellow Feathers, SuperSub17, Scodog10, RookieListed and HaroCant ll.

The Wonders will be winners by atleast 30 points here as we have sobered up from our premiership hangover.

 

[boncer34]

You are doing a pretty good job of that yourself!

Pipe down Tania-in-your-dreams

 

[boncer34]

Number of the week is 0 as that will be how many goals the full-forward of the Dragons will be kicking this week when they go one on one with the great one (that's me for those playing at home).

The bookies and punters clearly have short memories if the Wonders are coming in as underdogs for this game. They must of forgot the lack of heart and passion the Dragons showed in last season's Grand Final that saw them get dominated throughout the game after five minutes into the first quarter of the game in what was suppose to be the biggest moment in their club's history.

Adding to that the Dragons have done nothing to improve their list from last season while the Wonders have added a huge amount of youth to take us back to back with the likes of Wooljay, southernswannies, Yellow Feathers, SuperSub17, Scodog10, RookieListed and HaroCant ll.

The Wonders will be winners by atleast 30 points here as we have sobered up from our premiership hangover.

I'll bet a one game ban that says your wrong. Keen?

 

[jenny61_99]

Pipe down Tania-in-your-dreams

Thou shalt not speak to thou Queen in that way. Now bend over and take your medicine like a good Essendon person does.

 

[boncer34]

Thou shalt not speak to thou Queen in that way. Now bend over and take your medicine like a good Essendon person does.

Like hell, we're going to court.

In all seriousness though do you see the irony in the AFL declaring the executive can't be expected to know that Essendon samples were sent in 2012 yet scream that Hird must know every single thing that happens at the club?

I'm not in anyway absolving Essendon or Hird and will cop any punishment that comes their way, but come on.... surely the AFL playing us like fools must be grating?

 

[PVF]

I'll bet a one game ban that says your wrong. Keen?

Enjoy your one week off mate

 

[jenny61_99]

Like hell, we're going to court.

In all seriousness though do you see the irony in the AFL declaring the executive can't be expected to know that Essendon samples were sent in 2012 yet scream that Hird must know every single thing that happens at the club?

I'm not in anyway absolving Essendon or Hird and will cop any punishment that comes their way, but come on.... surely the AFL playing us like fools must be grating?

But you say that like some people didn't think the AFL are innocents in all this. It has been my view all along that the AFL found out about this a lot earlier than when the ACC surfaced. AFL just went about doing what they do - covering anything up that may hurt the brand. AFL need to cop their whack too. And I couldn't be more pleased that Vlad is gone. Need some others to go too just quietly.

ANyways... back to the game at hand. Can't wait for you to kick another bag full to allow PVF his well deserved week's break.

 

[boncer34]

Enjoy your one week off mate

So you agree 0 goals to me I sit a week out 1+ goals to me and you sit out?

 

[HaroLad]

PVF don't do it. He'll put something in your pre-game hummus.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Number of the week is 0 as that will be how many goals the full-forward of the Dragons will be kicking this week when they go one on one with the great one (that's me for those playing at home).

The bookies and punters clearly have short memories if the Wonders are coming in as underdogs for this game. They must of forgot the lack of heart and passion the Dragons showed in last season's Grand Final that saw them get dominated throughout the game after five minutes into the first quarter of the game in what was suppose to be the biggest moment in their club's history.

Adding to that the Dragons have done nothing to improve their list from last season while the Wonders have added a huge amount of youth to take us back to back with the likes of Wooljay, southernswannies, Yellow Feathers, SuperSub17, Scodog10, RookieListed and HaroCant ll.

The Wonders will be winners by atleast 30 points here as we have sobered up from our premiership hangover.

How many times did you piss while constructing that post?