Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[boncer34]

Mate, at least we wisnae shooting TB4 in the carpark over the road.

Now **** off back down your hole.

I was invited here.

 

[Jab]

Just got in the car. Alanis Morissette playing on the radio. Laughter has ensued.

Maybe you guys could put together an ASADA themed album? #songsforhird #albumofasterisk

 

[MaddAdam]

I was invited here.

Now you've been disinvited.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

No chance! No chance in Hell! You've got - NO CHANCE!

 

[KillaKanga]

It's a free ride from the AFL when your already there? or maybe some good advice they just didn't take?

Mr. 'Whatever it takes' was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and arrived in Paris high
He left behind his damn wife to take that flight
And as the ASADA crashed down he thought
Well, isn't this ice
And isn't it moronic
Don't you think?

 

[boncer34]

Now you've been disinvited.

Mod> SLF

Sorry matey.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Mod> SLF

Sorry matey.

Very good, how does the * song/mantra go again. O yes that's right. Now repeat after me. The leader* is good, the leader* is great, we* surrender our* will as of this date.

 

[boncer34]

Very good, how does the * song/mantra go again. O yes that's right. Now repeat after me. The leader* is good, the leader* is great, we* surrender our* will as of this date.

You will find popular culture references are lost on me. Teffy tried to teach me a few when he reached my monastery in Tibet

 

[blackshadow]

Horace there are pages and pages written about what a "traitor" he is!! I wish I could but I cannot look away to the extent of the collective delusion.

He wasn't a traitor he was an AFL stooge!

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[Flawed Genius]

More hilarious gifs.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

You will find popular culture references are lost on me. Teffy tried to teach me a few when he reached my monastery in Tibet

Here l'll help you out on this one.

 

[boncer34]

Here l'll help you out on this one.

Cheers mate

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Cheers mate

How are things in * land?

 

[Only Forwards]

You will find popular culture references are lost on me. Teffy tried to teach me a few when he reached my monastery in Tibet

Keep the change.

 

[Contra Mundum]

He wasn't a traitor he was an AFL stooge!

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CIRCULAR LOGIC


We destroyed the records - there is no evidence to prosecute us - we are therefore innocent

 

[Greater Gattsby]

Destroy all of the records.

 

[Only Forwards]

Destroy all of the records.

Pfft they were following Vlad's orders to muddy the waters.

but but but the AFL are out to get them.....

 

[Twinkletoes]

CIRCULAR LOGIC

*We look forward to the truth coming out and welcome *our day in court - do all possible to ensure this doesn't progress to court.

 

[Contra Mundum]

*We look forward to the truth coming out and welcome *our day in court - do all possible to ensure this doesn't progress to court.

But but.... I was persuaded to do it by threats of a fully paid year off in Paris!

 

[boncer34]

*We look forward to the truth coming out and welcome *our day in court - do all possible to ensure this doesn't progress to court.

Its currently in court?

 

[boncer34]

How are things in * land?

Well not to bad. At the moment I'm just hoping we don't have to travel first week of finals.

 

[Twinkletoes]

Its currently in court?

.....to stop it going to court.

 

[boncer34]

.....to stop it going to court.

Aren't we stopping it from going to the tribunal?

TBH I lose track.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Just got in the car. Alanis Morissette playing on the radio. Laughter has ensued.

You're a bigger man than I.

I hate it when bitches be playing with my radio.