Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[Kangaroos4eva]

I'd much prefer Mrs Hird did this instead of standing up for him.

I've lose count how often i've used this expression in this thread and the HTB*.

 

[Greater Gattsby]

I've lose count how often i've used this expression in this thread and the HTB*.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

In terms of your use of expressions, African or European?

 

[Wild Bill]

I've lose count how often i've used this expression in this thread and the HTB*.

Never gets old.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Never gets old.

Monty Python doesn't either.

 

[Nate7]

Never gets old.

Surely you could get your mate TheBomb or whatever his name is, to get a signature to troll Macca - seems obvious enough!

 

[Wild Bill]

Surely you could get your mate TheBomb or whatever his name is, to get a signature to troll Macca - seems obvious enough!

I said at the start of the year he is a chance to get carded if he losses. Nothing is off limits - he has to put it on his sig. Maybe I make him a racist or worst.

 

[blackshadow]

I said at the start of the year he is a chance to get carded if he losses. Nothing is off limits - he has to put it on his sig. Maybe I make him a racist or worst.

Is he a *hirdashian or has he got more brains than that?

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[Wild Bill]

Is he a *hirdashian or has he got more brains than that?

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No - he is like most. Full blown donial.

 

[blackshadow]

No - he is like most. Full blown donial.

Something about *hird has got to go, he's ruined 2 seasons and players careers

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[Nate7]

No - he is like most. Full blown donial.

"I acknowledge that as an * supporter I am donating toward *hird's permanent erection and the inevitable fate of my s**tstain of a club".

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

No - he is like most. Full blown donial.

So where between rines* and Lance on the delusion* richter scale is old Macca ?

 

[Nate7]

No - he is like most. Full blown donial.

Even better, get him to bait that knob-end who last year came onto this board with, "my mates in the SOG" threat.
The same f-wit who was named their POTY.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Hobson: “So aren’t we concerned with what actually happened?’’

Lukin: “No, it won’t help us moving forward.’’

“When challenged as to whether it was known for a fact that is what had actually taken place, Ms Lukin made it clear establishing what actually happened was inconsequential,’’ the letter claims.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/spo...lame-rogue-staff/story-fnca0u4y-1227044334392

 

[Wild Bill]

Even better, get him to bait that knob-end who last year came onto this board with, "my mates in the SOG" threat.
The same f-wit who was named their POTY.

Fishardin?

 

[Wild Bill]

"I acknowledge that as an * supporter I am donating toward *hird's permanent erection and the inevitable fate of my s**tstain of a club".

This is better.

 

[Nate7]

Fishardin?

Yeh him, Fishardansin. Although, you know what would happen after that...

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Can't wait for middleton's findings and infraction time*.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Essendon star Paddy Ryder could quit the club at the end of the season with his management looking at triggering a new breach-of-contract clause that would allow him to walk as a delisted free agent.

The contracted 26-year-old's preferred alternative club is the Brisbane Lions, with his management optimistic Ryder could walk away from the Bombers because the club seriously breached its duty of care to the player.

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/essendons-paddy-ryder-on-verge-of-walkout-20140903-10c40d.html

 

[Wild Bill]

Essendon star Paddy Ryder could quit the club at the end of the season with his management looking at triggering a new breach-of-contract clause that would allow him to walk as a delisted free agent.

The contracted 26-year-old's preferred alternative club is the Brisbane Lions, with his management optimistic Ryder could walk away from the Bombers because the club seriously breached its duty of care to the player.

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/essendons-paddy-ryder-on-verge-of-walkout-20140903-10c40d.html

Lol - they wanted Rockliffe and pick 4.

On top of losing draft picks they lose Ryder for nothing. Gold.

 

[grimface_87]

ASADA v *essendon
"ASADA weren't allow to interview us, but even if they were we don't know what was taken during the supplements program anyway/nothing banned was taken anyway"

Weapon v *essendon
"We sacked him because he was responsible for the supplements program and he was supposed to ensure it was legal"

They can't have it both ways! Either Robinson was responsible for giving the *players banned substances and that's why they sacked him or he didn't give them banned substances and he shouldn't have been sacked.

 

[Horace]

Essendon star Paddy Ryder could quit the club at the end of the season with his management looking at triggering a new breach-of-contract clause that would allow him to walk as a delisted free agent.

The contracted 26-year-old's preferred alternative club is the Brisbane Lions, with his management optimistic Ryder could walk away from the Bombers because the club seriously breached its duty of care to the player.

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/essendons-paddy-ryder-on-verge-of-walkout-20140903-10c40d.html

Nah, this can't be right. Surely it is just the Age out to get *essendon on the eve of what will be a magnificent "final" campaign.

The AFL and the AFLPA are also complicit with the Age in this great act of evil.

Delivery of Etihad Stadium to the *essendon fc now imminent as the rest of the free world (and elsewhere) will be proven to be completely wrong on this.

*we took no banned substances out here in denial land. (*we just had 'em for medical research purposes.)

 

[giantroo]

LMAO!!!

 

[Jay-Z]

Essendon star Paddy Ryder could quit the club at the end of the season with his management looking at triggering a new breach-of-contract clause that would allow him to walk as a delisted free agent.

The contracted 26-year-old's preferred alternative club is the Brisbane Lions, with his management optimistic Ryder could walk away from the Bombers because the club seriously breached its duty of care to the player.

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/essendons-paddy-ryder-on-verge-of-walkout-20140903-10c40d.html

But but but... all the players love *hirdy!

 

[Jay-Z]

Bit Sandra Sully here but loved this little piece of gold from Linda Lovelace over on the HTB

Not sure which defence in this saga is my favourite:

"The guy who doped up the last club he worked for kept PEDs at this club but he didn't use them on the players,"

or

"The guy who used TB4 at the last club he worked for suddenly grew a heart of gold and stopped cheating, instead using a different drug while simultaneously forgetting its name and accidentally referring to it as the illegal drug. But, hey, even though one drug contains 3x as many words and sounds completely different, both drugs start with the letter 'T'. Who doesn't constantly mistake the word 'taco' for the statement 'toboggans are fun'?"

The second one is hilariously stupid, but at least it is convoluted enough to confuse apathetic casual observers and shit journalists. There are no excuses for actually believing the first story.