Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread

[Dylan8]

And that the journo has shit grammar skills.

Hey lay off the man, it's not like writing is his job.

 

[I Dont Care]

But who did he call?

He tried, but hadn't realised analogue had expired

 

[mic59]

Anyone using their head would figure that it is describing the total value.

Yes, but the journo should have the basic grammatical skills to remove any doubt. What if the final object had not been a phone but a painting? The sentence would have been completely meaningless as no-one reading it would have known whether it was the total sum or the value of the painting that was $4500.

 

[Dylan8]

What if the final object had not been a phone but a painting?

But it wasn't.

The items stolen were total minor details to the actual story anyway.

 

[Forzaport]

Hey lay off the man, it's not like writing is his job.

Well, he's no Jesper ****stick.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Something I learned today: Chris Knights is still on an AFL list.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Something I learned today: Chris Knights is still on an AFL list.

He looked like being something, he's been hartletted thus far.

 

[TheFVK]

He looked like being something, he's been hartletted thus far.

He has lost all pace and can't make it out if a carpark without a 5 point turn. Lost it 4 years ago.

 

[RossFC]

Something I learned today: Chris Knights is still on an AFL list.

Last time I saw him he did this.

 

[tribey]

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Isn't that an old Powerpoint background?

 

[Willsy10]

horrible

 

[finbarr]

If "Fages" can help us get a better stadium deal but maintains the status quo in other areas he'll be a far greater asset to us than Trigg ever was. Viva la Fages.

 

[Willsy10]

But surprisingly still better than the 'murder of crows' design.

 

[StrappingTape]

What do the Crows have to do with dinosaurs claw marks?

 

[RossFC]

haha crows board is melting.

I agree Willsy, The "Spilled paint on a white jumper" is clearly worse.

 

[chachi11]

Fagan actually seems like he has a clue without the arrogance.
Trigg is a complete idiot but thought he was gods gift, something Carlton is about to find out.

 

[tribey]

Fagan actually seems like he has a clue without the arrogance.
Trigg is a complete idiot but thought he was gods gift, something Carlton is about to find out.

He is also coupled with the most underrated femme of Fox Sports News' stable, Alana Smith, so he's got that going for him too #vivalafages

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

 

[Winestoppable]

Swim between the flags.

Make more sense if it was Gold Coast Suns.

 

[_Christoh_]

A poster in the crows clash guernsey thread made a good point. He/she said that it doesn't pass the GF test, as in would you be happy to see your team play in a GF wearing that. On that basis it is fair to say many of them aren't happy with their new bit of kit.

I'd be mildly pissed if we had to wear our clash in a GF but our clash guernsey passes the GF test.

 

[mic59]

Leaking pen.

Bad lipstick job.

Missed the urinal.

 

[finbarr]

A poster in the crows clash guernsey thread made a good point. He/she said that it doesn't pass the GF test, as in would you be happy to see your team play in a GF wearing that. On that basis it is fair to say many of them aren't happy with their new bit of kit.

I'd be mildly pissed if we had to wear our clash in a GF but our clash guernsey passes the GF test.

They won't be playing in a grand final.

 

[raman]

Wait, that's an actual AFL season clash jumper, not just some NAB cup thing?

 

[_Christoh_]

They won't be playing in a grand final.

True that.

Actually it doesn't even pass the 'would you wear it shovelling shit test?'