Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[LuvtheKangas]

And this is what the King F***wit had to say about it in his post match presser. So bitter,so deluded.


JAMES Hird dismissed Paddy Ryder's match-winning final term as 'lucky' but Port Adelaide coach Ken Hinkley believes the ruckman has plenty more heroics left in him.

Ryder kicked four goals – including three in the last quarter – to lift the Power to a 13-point win over Essendon in a high-scoring affair at Etihad Stadium.

But it wasn't enough to impress his former coach, with Hird claiming the ruckman's performance had little impact on the final result.

"I thought Ryder was held for three quarters; I thought he was lucky," Hird said after the game.

"He had four possessions at three-quarter time. So I didn't think (his impact was noteworthy) - no."

There can't be anyone left who believes *Albert now. His hubris is such that he thinks he can defend anything he does by lying and expecting everyone to believe him. It's now at the point where he doesn't realise that he has provided public proof of his willingness to lie in non-PED scandal scenarios, e.g.

1. When called out on his hypocrisy over the Sam Mitchell injecting incident, he tries to pass off the wearing of black below-elbow armbands by * in the 2001 GF, a dig at Brisbane's saline injecting at the time, as a tribute to Michael Long being injured the week before the game. Yeah, sure. I would suggest that there are at least 100 people who know first hand that he is lying, and half a million who suspect it.
2. Now this call that Ryder was lucky and had no impact. Everyone can see with their own eyes that this is wrong. It's not that he is a moron and got it wrong (having said that, he's nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is), it's him reacting to the implicit and fully justified criticism of his pig-headed decision to not play Giles whilst they get slaughtered in the ruck. So deny it.

For the remaining * and Sam Newman-like supporters who have stuck fast with the view that *Albert is a victim in the PED scandal as he is truthful and honourable, how can they ignore unrelated evidence of his lack of truthfulness and honour?

 

[CharacterFirst]

Very poor from *Bert in the presser.

Still - par for the course it would seem.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

And this is what the King F***wit had to say about it in his post match presser. So bitter,so deluded.


JAMES Hird dismissed Paddy Ryder's match-winning final term as 'lucky' but Port Adelaide coach Ken Hinkley believes the ruckman has plenty more heroics left in him.

Ryder kicked four goals – including three in the last quarter – to lift the Power to a 13-point win over Essendon in a high-scoring affair at Etihad Stadium.

But it wasn't enough to impress his former coach, with Hird claiming the ruckman's performance had little impact on the final result.

"I thought Ryder was held for three quarters; I thought he was lucky," Hird said after the game.

"He had four possessions at three-quarter time. So I didn't think (his impact was noteworthy) - no."

Yeah, kicking three goals in a quarter in a game where his team won by 13 points shows no impact whatsoever.

*Jim, please.

 

[Jimmy's Hot Dogs]

*hird was/is right.

Ryder was lucky. Very lucky.


Lucky he moved his sorry butt from Tulla to Alberton with his gonads still intact and doubly lucky he doesn't have to listen to the cult of *jimmah every day for the next three years.

 

[Shermanator]

*hird was/is right.

Ryder was lucky. Very lucky.


Lucky he moved his sorry butt from Tulla to Alberton with his gonads still intact and doubly lucky he doesn't have to listen to the cult of *jimmah every day for the next three years.

Still to be proven.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

According to Jim ...

 

[Nate7]

So * cracked the shits about their team being booed over the last 2 years, yet, they see fit to boo Paddy Ryder everytime he had the ball.

Pieces of shit!

 

[Jay-Z]

So * cracked the shits about their team being booed over the last 2 years, yet, they see fit to boo Paddy Ryder everytime he had the ball.

Pieces of shit!

Yep. Even my wife (who is an * supporter) thought that was disgraceful

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Not far from a thousand pages of pure, heartfelt sympathy for *.

 

[Jay-Z]

Not far from a thousand pages of pure, heartfelt sympathy for *.

Amazing. The people of the * board must really love us and appreciate all the sympathy we've given over the last 3 years [emoji14]

 

[Shermanator]

Amazing. The people of the * board must really love us and appreciate all the sympathy we've given over the last 3 years [emoji14]

This thread deserves a.....

 

[Hearts to hearts]

And this is what the King F***wit had to say about it in his post match presser. So bitter,so deluded.


JAMES Hird dismissed Paddy Ryder's match-winning final term as 'lucky' but Port Adelaide coach Ken Hinkley believes the ruckman has plenty more heroics left in him.

Ryder kicked four goals – including three in the last quarter – to lift the Power to a 13-point win over Essendon in a high-scoring affair at Etihad Stadium.

But it wasn't enough to impress his former coach, with Hird claiming the ruckman's performance had little impact on the final result.

"I thought Ryder was held for three quarters; I thought he was lucky," Hird said after the game.

"He had four possessions at three-quarter time. So I didn't think (his impact was noteworthy) - no."

What a sad human being he is.

Saw Ryder's comments after the game about the booing - all class.

 

[Only Forwards]

Ryder was the difference without him Poort lose.

 

[Jay-Z]

Saw Ryder's comments after the game about the booing - all class.

I missed this. What did he say?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Unfortunately for James, games of football go for 4 quarters, not 3, so it would seem that Ryder wasn't that well held after all.

 

[Woodson]

What a sad human being he is.

Saw Ryder's comments after the game about the booing - all class.

But he buttered our bread *burnt toast* post game last week stating "North are a good team, they finished Top 4 last year.." fairy floss talk and walk.

Loving the fact Ryder's performance is really stinging them. My sister's * friends were MORE ROPABLE than I was when Carey's homecoming game vs North back in 2003 which says plenty … let me tell you. But it's all good.. they tried ridiculously hard to outplay North and STILL LOST!! Had more scoring shots on the weekend and STILL LOST.. lucky for them the Paul Roos experiment is clearly failing.

 

[Hearts to hearts]

I missed this. What did he say?

Interviewed on the ground, just laughed and said "they are great supporters and that's what home crowds do". Made Hird* look even smaller, which was quite a feat.

 

[Horace]

As we move closer to page 1000 in this simply wonderful display of sympathy to *essendon, I happened to recall many great moments of my misspent University days, listening to the wonderful music of Simon and Garfunkel in the Melbourne University music room.

I got to thinking that a slight re-wording of "Bridge over Troubled Water" might be a fitting (though very insulting to Paul Simon) tribute to the great man, *sir *james, *jimmy, *bigears, *hird. And I do so because *he more than anyone else, in all of our dark moments in recent times, has tried *his utmost to cheer us up. Thanks heaps, *james. (Do what you can to weave in the added "watch your back" bit.)

When you're weary
Feeling small
When tears are in your eyes
*james will dry them all

He’s on your side

When times get rough
And friends just can't be found
Like a bridge over troubled water
He will lay himself down
Like a bridge over troubled water
He will lay himself down

When you're down and out
When you're on the street
When evening falls so hard
He will comfort you

He'll take your part
When darkness comes
And pain is all around
Like a bridge over troubled water
He will lay himself down
Like a bridge over troubled water
He will lay himself down

Sail on Silver Girl,
Sail on by
Your time has come to shine
All your dreams are on their way

See how they shine
If you need a friend
James’s sailing right behind (watch your back)
Like a bridge over troubled water
He will ease your mind
Like a bridge over troubled water,
He will ease your mind

 

[utility]

Unfortunately for James, games of football go for 4 quarters, not 3, so it would seem that Ryder wasn't that well held after all.

I believe he's appealing in the Supreme Court to make it 3.

 

[astrovic]

I believe he's appealing in the Supreme Court to make it 3.

J.A Hird QC: "Your honour, I'd like that last quarter stricken from the record."

Judge: "Denied!"

 

[LuvtheKangas]

J.A Hird QC: "Your honour, I'd like that last quarter stricken from the record."

Judge: "Denied!"

*Albert and wife whisper together briefly, then:

J.A Hird QC: We shall be seeking leave to appeal that decision, Your Honour

Just putting in the rest.

 

[Contra Mundum]

J.A Hird QC: "Your honour, I'd like that last quarter stricken from the record."

Judge: "Denied!"

Nah it would be - "Your Honour, Mr Hird was forced to accept four quarters, scoring and time keeping by a combination threats and inducements - and Tanya took lots of notes"

WankyHankytweets "Hird smashes it in the Supreme Court"

 

[see see]

J.A Hird QC: "Your honour, I'd like that last quarter stricken from the record."

Judge: "Denied!"

*albert has all of the pre-requisites to be a top silk - undeniable talent, preening arrogance, a smug sense of self-satisfaction and, above all, even when he's clearly in the wrong he still thinks he's right.

 

[astrovic]

*albert has all of the pre-requisites to be a top silk - undeniable talent, preening arrogance, a smug sense of self-satisfaction and, above all, even when he's clearly in the wrong he still thinks he's right.

He's not already???

 

[Hearts to hearts]

J.A Hird QC: "Your honour, I'd like that last quarter stricken from the record."

Judge: "Denied!"

Think you'll find it's "I - James Albert Hird, Brownlow medallist, premiership player, winner of 23 ANZAC Day medallions and owner of most luscious locks in football - would like that last lucky quarter stricken from the record."