Official Match Thread Season 20 Round 13 - Sin City Swamprats vs. Baghdad Bandits at Underground Stadium

[cammo6556]

Not from me. You'll have to fulfill your destiny from someone else's bite

...I'll let you find where I've hidden the mustard sachet for my hotdog...

 

[I Dont Care]

...I'll let you find where I've hidden the mustard sachet for my hotdog...

Oh...so that's what that yellow trail dripping from your ear lobe is. I just thought it was tinea

 

[cammo6556]

Oh...so that's what that yellow trail dripping from your ear lobe is. I just thought it was tinea

You can get tinea in your ear?
Sweet...

 

[Power Raid]

Oh? I could have sworn that I'd been spayed

She couldn't get pregnant from where I put it. Perhaps Spook or Quad have something to answer for?

 

[beez]

Wait..

OMG YOU'VE BEEN IN MY LOCKER AGAIN! The shame, the shame.

 

[I Dont Care]

You can get tinea in your ear?
Sweet...

Yes. Tinear.

 

[I Dont Care]

She couldn't get pregnant from where I put it. Perhaps Spook or Quad have something to answer for?

So...you have to put it in a special place to get her pregnant? I guess that I shouldn't have given her tinear then.

 

[Red mist]

OMG YOU'VE BEEN IN MY LOCKER AGAIN! The shame, the shame.

I can't help rifling through lockers. Except Cammo's. Dem entrails.

 

[spookism]

She couldn't get pregnant from where I put it. Perhaps Spook or Quad have something to answer for?

I answer to no one.
I am my own man and I do what I want.

Well, thats what the missus tells me I can say anyway.

 

[Ant Bear]

Yes. Tinear.

I thought you said tinnitus but I couldn't hear properly because of that damn constant ringing sound

 

[Power Raid]

A bunch of vacuous princesses? Yup!

and wishing we had boobs like you!

 

[cammo6556]

and wishing we had boobs like you!

With commitment to eating and ageing, you too can rock the moobs

 

[Quadzilla]

She couldn't get pregnant from where I put it. Perhaps Spook or Quad have something to answer for?

What have I done ?
It was between consenting adults?
Where's my lawyer?

 

[spookism]

I thought you said tinnitus but I couldn't hear properly because of that damn constant ringing sound

 

[Power Raid]

oh god, my head is ringing

I think I celebrated this victory a little early and a little too hard

 

[I Dont Care]

oh god, my head is ringing

I think I celebrated this victory a little early and a little too hard

My head is ringing 'cause I bumped my head on Shazza's knees whilst snorting her nipples

 

[Ant Bear]

I've moved on from Shazza. Mid-life crisis.

Have you seen my latest sports car?

 

[I Dont Care]

I've moved on from Shazza. Mid-life crisis.

Have you seen my latest sports car?

This one?

 

[Ant Bear]

This one?
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OMG!! You have a TWO door?

 

[I Dont Care]

OMG!! You have a TWO door?

Yes. Just no door handles. I couldn't afford the optioned model

 

[Millky95]

Yes. Just no door handles. I couldn't afford the optioned model

Who needs handles when you can Dukes of Hazzard your way in?

 

[I Dont Care]

Who needs handles when you can Dukes of Hazzard your way in?

The first time I tried that I was stuck for two weeks, till my beer-gut subsided. No, it's just become drive-way bling now

 

[Power Raid]

My head is ringing 'cause I bumped my head on Shazza's knees whilst snorting her nipples

two years ago it was thighs

two years more and it will be ankles

 

[I Dont Care]

two years ago it was thighs

two years more and it will be ankles

She is actually able to tie them into a granny knot now, so that has lifted them above the waist

 

[Shermy]

I have reason to believe that today is the day that the Bandits break their losing streak.
Good times ahead Bandits, and unlucky Swamprats