Society & Culture Things in life you just don't understand

[MrsEddieBetts]

I am a masculine grown man and it is incumbent upon me to act masculine at all times. I would otherwise be derelict in my duty as a grown man.

You don't sound masculine you just sound grumpy

 

[Croweater]

I am a masculine grown man and it is incumbent upon me to act masculine at all times. I would otherwise be derelict in my duty as a grown man.

Hahaha. Overcompensation.

 

[BALKAN]

I had to Insta it to all my besties.

LOL nice try GRANDPA, the correct term is "I had to gram it to the #squad'

 

[Dixie Normous]

Do guys get a free bedazzled handbag and Katy Perry CD when they get an Instagram account?

 

[RedmanWasHere]

I was like out with my #bff, we're both massive #foodies, we went this place, and OMG the food was so amazing. I had to Insta it to all my besties just to show them.

Even I don't go that far.

 

[Cruyff14]

Do guys get a free bedazzled handbag and Katy Perry CD when they get an Instagram account?

Please, share with us all the 'masculine' things you do.

I bet you're one of those blokes who thinks crying is for women too, yet if your parents/best friend died you'd bawl your eyes out.

 

[Scotland]

I'm a politics junkie anyway, but I'm really looking forward to the next few months, I think it will be the most interesting election for a generation.

Really? I think Turnbull will end up walking it in.

Bill Shorten is just dull IMO.

The best thing to come from the election will be if both sides support gay marriage and show they are actually capable of working together.

 

[Dixie Normous]

Please, share with us all the 'masculine' things you do.

I bet you're one of those blokes who thinks crying is for women too, yet if your parents/best friend died you'd bawl your eyes out.

Crying is a natural, primal emotion - nothing girly about that.

As for masculine things I do, I love uploading photos of my dinner on the internet and using 20 hashtags so I can get as much attention as possible. By the way, I also live with my parents and love reality TV and Pixar movies.

 

[Cruyff14]

You're also miserable.

 

[Dixie Normous]

You're also miserable.

Haha I guess I must be. Sounds like I touched a nerve somewhere but whatever gets you through the night buddy

 

[Cruyff14]

No nerves have been touched.

You're ranting about crap you don't like and think anybody who does what you oppose isn't a "man".

In the real world, it's called being close minded.

 

[Dixie Normous]

No nerves have been touched.

You're ranting about crap you don't like and think anybody who does what you oppose isn't a "man".

In the real world, it's called being close minded.

In the real world, its called having an opinion. I think you need a sense of humour, my friend.

 

[Cruyff14]

You're of course entitled to your opinion, (never have I denied this), but you're carrying on anybody who likes/does those things is not a "man". Hate to break it to you, but opinions can be wrong.

And none of what you said was "funny."

 

[ioppolo]

All that aside, the 'modern man' is way different to your old style. If you believe that sort of stuff. My girlfriend is the better handyman, as well as being taller and older than me, earns more than I do and actually has a licence.

I guess I'm not a real man to some.

 

[Plugger35]

All that aside, the 'modern man' is way different to your old style. If you believe that sort of stuff. My girlfriend is the better handyman, as well as being taller and older than me, earns more than I do and actually has a licence.

I guess I'm not a real man to some.

 

[Kram]

All that aside, the 'modern man' is way different to your old style. If you believe that sort of stuff. My girlfriend is the better handyman, as well as being taller and older than me, earns more than I do and actually has a licence.

I guess I'm not a real man to some.

Are you able to change a car tyre? That's where the line has to be drawn.

 

[ioppolo]

Are you able to change a car tyre? That's where the line has to be drawn.

Yes, can change a car tyre.

 

[Scotland]

'The lettering is darling, have you ever done calligraphy?'

 

[aflcliche]

I don't get instagram

 

[the_interloper]

Appealing to the lowest common denominator is no great achievement.

I'm pretty sure if it was that easy more people would do it to get into the White House.

 

[Nostradumbass]

i thought he's been roughly dealt with by the selectors. seems to be down the spinner pecking order now

Huh?

 

[Threelegs]

Halfwits that carry on about not liking certain foods. Vegans are the classic example, but I have to put the bacon haters in the same group.

I loathe Vegans.

Bacon hater: If you don't like bacon, fine, shut the f**k up, more for me!

These food nay-sayers should be blocked from social media, water boarded and reported to Human Rights. A kick in the Jatz at the very least, but extras cost extra.

/Rant

 

[Threelegs]

Good to see the_interloper in a thread about questionable masculinity.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Do guys get a free bedazzled handbag and Katy Perry CD when they get an Instagram account?

sounds like I need to get on Instagram then

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

I don't get instagram

Neither do I. You can post photos on Facebook and Twitter, what is the point of having Instagram as well?