Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XI - The Eleventh One!

[the_interloper]

Yes you do. If you truly didn't give one you would constantly seek positive reinforcement. I can play amateur psych too.

This.

Real classy.

Although I get the feeling it's psychological projection based on the whiny "my family haven't been in the same room for years", and "my family have this and this and this wrong with them" self-gravitas you usually trot out on here, generally after I share a positive family experience.

I actually feel sorry for people like you. I'm not even kidding. Sorry isn't the word. It's more pity than anything else. Because tonight, when I go home to my happy family, you'll probably be stewing in the vile, and the venom, that is the very fibre of your being. And guess what? I don't give a f*ck, champion.

I don't know Gough too well, but he doesn't seem like the type to do this, more the type to roll up a doobie and chill, that might help you actually.

Oh and I don't think I've liked so many posts in the one thread on Bigfooty before, this is great reading!

 

[Keys]

Don't feed the trolls bud. I know you can handle them, but they will feed off your success and use it to try and bring you down. Experienced it my whole life.

So you've had experience in feeding off the success of others and trying to bring them down then?

 

[Croweater]

Imagine if Croweater admitted to buying Chrisco Hampers............

Are you serious?

I'd rather receive a honey enema and sit on a f*cking ant hill than go on a year-long payment plan to buy a bunch of random shit I wouldn't even eat.

Chrisco hampers and the glue sniffers who buy them can GAGF.

 

[Cruyff14]

I don't think Crowy is a shit person, but when whining about stuff, using a brand, or the price is not important.

Say you couldn't afford to build your dream house. Not you couldn't afford to build your dream $1.8M house. Huge difference. It's subtly bragging, and not really needed a lot of the time.

Think this is where he goes wrong a lot of the time.

 

[Keys]

Are you serious?

I'd rather receive a honey enema and sit on a f*cking ant hill than go on a year-long payment plan to buy a bunch of random shit I wouldn't even eat.

Chrisco hampers and the glue sniffers who buy them can GAGF.

What if they came out with a range of really sweet Oroton Umbrellas?

Would you be able to resist buying a $99 umbrella for the unbelievable convenience of 40 weekly payments of just $5?

 

[Mofra]

Would you be able to resist buying a $99 umbrella for the unbelievable convenience of 40 weekly payments of just $5?

He doesn't buy his own umbrellas mate.

 

[Croweater]

What if they came out with a range of really sweet Oroton Umbrellas?

Would you be able to resist buying a $99 umbrella for the unbelievable convenience of 40 weekly payments of just $5?

Yes I would be able to resist. 3 reasons:

1. I already have an Oroton umbrella.
2. I don't do payment plans or loans. I always try to pay upfront. If I can't afford it, I can't afford it.
3. Why would I pay $200 for something I can get for $95 upfront?

 

[Mancey]

Yes I would be able to resist. 3 reasons:

1. I already have an Oroton umbrella.
2. I don't do payment plans or loans. I always try to pay upfront. If I can't afford it, I can't afford it.
3. Why would I pay $200 for something I can get for $95 upfront?

Smart man. Can see how you are a successful lawyer, unlike most of the chumps on here

 

[Keys]

Yes I would be able to resist. 3 reasons:

1. I already have an Oroton umbrella.
2. I don't do payment plans or loans. I always try to pay upfront. If I can't afford it, I can't afford it.
3. Why would I pay $200 for something I can get for $95 upfront?

maybe if they did sarcasm meters, you could buy one of them

Yours is broken

 

[Croweater]

Smart man. Can see how you are a successful lawyer, unlike most of the chumps on here

Thank you. It's nice to be appreciated.

maybe if they did sarcasm meters, you could buy one of them

Yours is broken

Mate.

 

[Marklar_33]

Yes I would be able to resist. 3 reasons:

1. I already have an Oroton umbrella.
2. I don't do payment plans or loans. I always try to pay upfront. If I can't afford it, it doesn't exist
3. Why would I pay $200 for something I can get for $95 upfront?

Fixed that for you

Hey, can you bring a lawsuit against Chrisco for us...I mean for the 'glue sniffers' who are clearly being defrauded of their 'hard earned'?

 

[Gough]

maybe if they did sarcasm meters, you could buy one of them

Yours is broken

I was looking at sarcasm meters on the weekend, there's a nice one available DJs for $7000.

 

[Procrastinator35]

maybe if they did sarcasm meters, you could buy one of them

Yours is broken

And in sooooo many ways.

 

[Smoooothy]

just got a text from the girl who stood me up

apparently she found me on facebook, and she didn't like what she saw. she was sorry for wasting my time

**** her - seriously..

 

[Catfish Alley]

Was it a blind date? Was she referring to your photo or things you've posted?

 

[Mofra]

3. Why would I pay $200 for something I can get mummy to pay for?

EFA

 

[Mofra]

just got a text from the girl who stood me up

apparently she found me on facebook, and she didn't like what she saw. she was sorry for wasting my time

**** her - seriously..

Sorry for your loss - TBH I'd say you've dodged a bullet though. Bright side of life and all that.

 

[perthblue]

just got a text from the girl who stood me up

apparently she found me on facebook, and she didn't like what she saw. she was sorry for wasting my time

**** her - seriously..

did she not know what you looked like? or do you share Reclaim Australia posts on your profile?

 

[Shell]

I don't think Crowy is a shit person, but when whining about stuff, using a brand, or the price is not important.

Say you couldn't afford to build your dream house. Not you couldn't afford to build your dream $1.8M house. Huge difference. It's subtly bragging, and not really needed a lot of the time.

Think this is where he goes wrong a lot of the time.

I would like to be able to afford a flat, let alone a house.



/goes off on tangent- yesterday we had a guest speaker, speaking about mental health issues problems etc. He went to a 2nd or 3rd world country (sorry cannot remember which one)- there were 150 kids in a tin shed- all quiet as a mouse- all learning from one teacher and one chalk board. They all appreciated they were so lucky to be having an education they didnt utter a sound while the teacher was speaking.

He spoke to the Principal/someone of the school and the issue of suicide came up. He had no idea what suicide was, the actual concept of it. Then he said "Im really sorry that PERSON did that" Like singular. Ever. He then had to re-explain that on average 8 people in Australia take their own life on a daily basis. He could not believe it.

So basically in a nutshell these people who have nothing are happy and do not commit suicide. Whereas we ****ing stress over having the lastest dumb ipad, phone, etc its so ****ing stupid. Gratitude. We all need to have a bit more gratitude and focus on what we do have, not what we dont.

That's the one thing I got out of it anyway.

 

[Shell]

*with the exception of owning my own place.

 

[Smoooothy]

Was it a blind date? Was she referring to your photo or things you've posted?

it was a tinder date, we'd been talking for about a week, decided to meet for a drink. gave her my number. I suspect because my number is linked to my FB that my profile came up. obviously looked through it and decided nope. must have been just pics, because I think my profile is pretty locked down to outsiders

that's fine and all, coulda told me this before I dragged my ass out

 

[pantskyle]

Are you serious?

I'd rather receive a honey enema and sit on a f*cking ant hill than go on a year-long payment plan to buy a bunch of random shit I wouldn't even eat.

Chrisco hampers and the glue sniffers who buy them can GAGF.

It was just a suggestion you insensitive campaigner.

 

[Croweater]

Fixed that for you

Hey, can you bring a lawsuit against Chrisco for us...I mean for the 'glue sniffers' who are clearly being defrauded of their 'hard earned'?

No. Two reasons:

1. Under Australian Consumer Law, you signed a legally binding contract with Chrisco, saying you understand the terms and conditions of the contract, including but not limited to, payment terms and the length of the contract.
2. Idiocy should not be supported, let alone defended in a court of law. If the glue sniffers of Australian society wish to lay-by Christmas food, food which I'm given to understand is a set bunch of random shit, then that's on them.

NB: If you, as a glue sniffer, feel you were defrauded by Chrisco, contact the ACCC. I'm sure they'll enjoy telling you that your trailer park investment of Saturnalian foodstuffs was nothing more than an exercise in widely-accepted futility.

Hope that helps.

 

[Smoooothy]

did she not know what you looked like? or do you share Reclaim Australia posts on your profile?

she did - **** no! I am the absolute opposite of those cretins

 

[Kipz]

Yes I would be able to resist. 3 reasons:

1. I already have an Oroton umbrella.
2. I don't do payment plans or loans. I always try to pay upfront. If I can't afford it, I can't afford it.
3. Why would I pay $200 for something I can get for $95 upfront?

Just jump on the Oroton website mate and apply for one of their credit cards with a limit suited to you. Won't cost you anything, had a friend do the same thing with Apple products.