Society & Culture Things in life you just don't understand - Part 2

[perthblue]

Nothing says absence of a Y chromosome like cushions everywhere.

my silky scatter cushions bring the room together and make me feel like an arabian prince, ya douchebag!

 

[Marklar_33]

my silky scatter cushions bring the room together and make me feel like an Arabian prince, ya douchebag!

 

[Firestarter]

Robin Williams RIP.

 

[Off The Couch]

We have 2 decorative cushions and 1 throw and they only go on the bed when we have people over

Why are these people in your room

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Why are these people in your room

if they're people who haven't been to the house before, for example. Also our bedroom is at the front of the house and they'll see in when they walk past, anyway

 

[peternorth]

the way i see it, blood and sweat stains are gonna be on the sheets regardless of whether i make the bed.

 

[perthblue]

making the bed is not a method of washing the sheets

 

[Frank Bunn]

Making the bed wouldn't be such a pain in the arse if I didn't have to round up and meticulously place the 300 pillows/cushions that my wife has decided are necessary. ******* pointless and annoying (and also unhealthy, apparently - more pillows = more mite s**t all over the bed).

There is something in chick's DNA that makes them want to pile 300 cushions and pillows on a bed. Just accept it. Like most blokes will want to want to watch the footy on a Friday night.

When it comes to the business end of the night you push all the cushions off the bed for rumpy pumpy or sleeps.

 

[Shell]

Oi. I have exactly 4 pillows and 2 cushions on my bed.

 

[Shell]

And occasionally one stuffed animal.

 

[perthblue]

where do you keep the handcuffs and leather straps? asking for a friend

 

[Shell]

I dont own either of those things so tell your friend to go away.

 

[perthblue]

sorry to bother u mademozelle

 

[Procrastinator35]

When it comes to the business end of the night you push all the cushions off the bed for rumpy pumpy or sleeps.

Am led to believe you save one for beneath the posterior, to achieve ultimate g-spot stimulation....Or so I've been told.

 

[Frank Bunn]

Oi. I have exactly 4 pillows and 2 cushions on my bed.

In my experience you are not a typical female. How can you make a cushion mountain with that? On the other hand, a bloke would have 2 pillows only, no cushions.

The lounge room is the same. For some reason chicks like the pile the cushions up on couches so you can't sit comfortably without throwing them all on the floor.

 

[Shell]

We have 3 cushions on our 2 couches.

Also, the cushion does add to the comfort when you are sitting up in the bed- so cushion does serve a purpose in my case.

 

[akkaps]

My bed is against the wall, so I tuck the doona and top sheet in between the wall and the bed (securing firmly). That way all I have to do is pull one side over and my bed is made.

Though I don't even make my bed most days.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Am led to believe you save one for beneath the posterior, to achieve ultimate g-spot stimulation....Or so I've been told.

yes.

 

[The Passenger]

Love me a good pillow. Sleep with five at the moment. Usually wake up with none or one. The rest scattered around the room. I must be a delight to sleep next too.

Cushions however don't make any sense to me.

 

[Plugger35]

How people on Millionaire Hotseat can be so dumb?

Just saw a question where a guy had to pick which one wasn't an Australian womens cricketer.

The options were A) Ellyse Perry B) Meg Lanning C) Alyssa Healy and D) Carmen Aussie

Even if you don't know much about womens cricket it was pretty obvious which one wasn't a womens cricketer and was a joke name.

Yet the dumb campaigner looked all flustered trying to choose one and ended up passing.

 

[Off The Couch]

Not a cushion to be found in our bedroom or on the lounge. I have oversized cushions which sit in a box for those who wish to lay on the floor or on the lounge.

 

[mad_monkey_j]

Why are there always Asians taking photos at Melbourne Uni? I must be in half of them.

 

[akkaps]

Why are there always Asians taking photos at Melbourne Uni? I must be in half of them.

That's just something Asians do.

 

[perthblue]

dem azns boiiiii

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

I never make my bed but that is because i sleep quite well so the bed never gets messed up when i sleep