Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 2: Electric Portaloo

[Magpiespower]

Typical female loyalty

"She chooses... the homewrecker."

Did lol. Then shit got real. Damn.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

"She chooses... the homewrecker."

Did lol. Then shit got real. Damn.

Imagine if the Penguin community drank

 

[chiwigi]

Now just imagine the turnout if a non-USA based team won the World Series.

Like the Blue Jays?

 

[chiwigi]

I for one, would like to congratulate the Western Bulldogs for being the current world champions of Australian rules football.

They are.

 

[philreich]

Mate told me a story (apparently true) about two guys who were the best of mates, but enjoyed nothing more than stirring the crap out of each other. One day, one of them got engaged, and his friend devised a scheme: he and a few accomplices got the groom to be so drunk, that he lost consciousness. Before he came to, they plaster casted his leg, and when he woke up they told him he had a broken leg. He believed the story, and went through the wedding ceremony, the reception AND the honeymoon with this thing on his leg. I imagine the wedding night was somewhat awkward......

Anyway, when the newly weds returned from the honeymoon, his mate owned up to the fact that it was all a fraud, and hoped there was no hard feelings!!!!

Then some time later, the other guy got engaged and, remembering what he had made his mate endure, he was terrified about what might happen to him. But the bucks night was uneventful - just a fun night out with the boys. And the wedding ceremony and reception went off without a hitch. So the happy couple departed to go on their honeymoon: the husband must have thought to himself, "I might have got away with this."

Next morning, there's a knock on the door. The guy calls out, "Who is it?" The reply comes, "Room service." Confused, the guy replies, "We didn't order room service."

Suddenly there's a voice from underneath the bed, "No, but we did." His mate and a friend had been there all night!!!!!!

Not sure if they're still friends

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Another hoodo bites the dust. The Irish beat the All Black's for the first time. They have played since 1905 but it was only the 29th Test between the teams in 111 years. They had a drawn test match in the 70's.

And where did they win 40-29?? Chicago's Solider Field to a full house.

 

[manureid]

Were you part of that rugby crew? I was there with a group of Russian mates - Alberton dwellers


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Ha. No. Was there with the Mrs. We saw the coach out front when we arrived and thought 'oh shit'.

 

[Magpiespower]

Another hoodo bites the dust. The Irish beat the All Black's for the first time. They have played since 1905 but it was only the 29th Test between the teams in 111 years. They had a drawn test match in the 70's.

Munster says "pfft!"

Any time convo turned to rugby in our house, my Kerryman dad always brought up Munster beating the All-Blacks 12-0 in '78.

Made a nice change from the old bastard banging on about Kerry being the greatest football team in the world, tho...

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Munster says "pfft!"

Any time convo turned to rugby in our house, my Kerryman dad always brought up Munster beating the All-Blacks 12-0 in '78.

Made a nice change from the old bastard banging on about Kerry being the greatest football team in the world, tho...

Haha I don't think they will make a play about today's win like they did with Munster's.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Wallabies win All Blacks lose

Not actually playing each other

 

[simmo_bc]

Just saw my first snake of the year in the hills

 

[Grave Danger]

Just saw my first snake of the year in the hills

What's John Olsen doing up there?

 

[powermacs]

Yep.

You weren't at geppies were you??

 

[Zakk Wylde]

You weren't at geppies were you??

Yeah we play on the #2 ground.

 

[chiwigi]

Munster says "pfft!"

Any time convo turned to rugby in our house, my Kerryman dad always brought up Munster beating the All-Blacks 12-0 in '78.

Made a nice change from the old bastard banging on about Kerry being the greatest football team in the world, tho...

Llanelli beat them in 72 and then beat the Wallabies in 92 .

Sospan Fach!

 

[manureid]

Munster says "pfft!"

Any time convo turned to rugby in our house, my Kerryman dad always brought up Munster beating the All-Blacks 12-0 in '78.

Made a nice change from the old bastard banging on about Kerry being the greatest football team in the world, tho...

Kilkenny are the greatest hurlers though.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Kilkenny are the greatest hurlers though.

I knew a girl who could projectile vomit from the service line over the net on a full size tennis court.

No Irishman ever hurled like that.

 

[powermacs]

Yeah we play on the #2 ground.

Nice, I love that pitch. Be sure to come in for a beer. Having said that I'm not sure that Mexican piss you guys were drinking yesterday counts as beer.

 

[Grave Danger]

"**** you man, enough with that Santana shit!"

 

[Magpiespower]

Kilkenny are the greatest hurlers though.

Eh, only until Cork gets its shit together again!

 

[Doctor Feel]

Mum bought me a ****ing husqvarna chainsaw for my birthday, how based does she want to be?

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Mum bought me a ******* husqvarna chainsaw for my birthday, how based does she want to be?

Just calm down hotshot arms n' legs don't grow back

 

[Doctor Feel]

Just calm down hotshot arms n' legs don't grow back

I just know i'm going to be overzealous and cut back literally everything in the yard.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Nice, I love that pitch. Be sure to come in for a beer. Having said that I'm not sure that Mexican piss you guys were drinking yesterday counts as beer.

Haha...

Played well yesterday... They were 0/100 off 10 at one stage. Pegged them back to all out for 268.

Got them 4 down with 2 overs to go.

 

[raman]