Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[Bumpswithagrin]

Trying to get a toddler to use a toilet when it's cold can be........challenging

Fair enough. Never had to toilet train any kids thankfully!

 

[Hawthorn United]

Trains after the football.
They come way too infrequent and theyre full.

Same. Now I prefer attending low drawing games over anything more than 50k.

Sent from my SM-G900I using Tapatalk

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

Trains after the football.
They come way too infrequent and theyre full.

Trams just as bad

 

[Tadpole]

Trying to get a toddler to use a toilet when it's cold can be........challenging

Yep. Who wants to sit on a stone cold toilet seat?

Sent from my SM-T113 using Tapatalk

 

[craigos]

Not sure if Mumma Mia or Big Footy.

 

[Catfish Alley]

The Schapelle or Deal Breakers thread didn't give it away? It's the new New Idea

 

[raskolnikov]

Thinking your plane leaves at 12 when it actually leaves at 11. Cue mad Uber call.

 

[KardiniaPark]

The 10 year old kid at the footy that wants everyone around him to know that he knows all the players names...by nickname. CMON BONT, GO BOB, THAT'S IT DAHL...

For two ****ing hours. Sit there and shut your face until your voice breaks you little shitbag.

 

[Reynolds Number]

I love in Youtube comments how you can see the original comment, and then the latest comment in that chain, and they are usually completely unrelated, so you can immediately tell that some irrelevant argument has taken place if you click 'show all comments'

eg.
Original comment: Wow great music video, that girl in the red is hot! xx

latest comments: lmao i can clearly see you have been brainwashed by the bilderbergs and the rothschilds. keep believing in fairytales you piece of shit.

must click *show all comments* to see how this evolved

The usual political issue of the day youtube videos are a goldmine for the unhinged.

 

[Richo is God]

Trains after the football.
They come way too infrequent and theyre full.

Probably because st kilda games aren't worth putting on extra services for. After the game last night there were 3 trains within 10 mins on my platform

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Probably because st kilda games aren't worth putting on extra services for. After the game last night there were 3 trains within 10 mins on my platform

I was more talking after the dreamtime game.
They played musical trains. End result was a pakenham train not showing up for a while.

They dont run extra trains after day games anyway on lines with a 10 minute frequency

On SM-G900I using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Hawthorn United]

This circus over Corby. Don't think I need to add anymore.

 

[Richard Cranium]

The 10 year old kid at the footy that wants everyone around him to know that he knows all the players names...by nickname. CMON BONT, GO BOB, THAT'S IT DAHL...

For two ******* hours. Sit there and shut your face until your voice breaks you little shitbag.

In fairness, that's how most commentators call the game these days too. Probably picked it up from BT and the gang.

 

[raskolnikov]

The 10 year old kid at the footy that wants everyone around him to know that he knows all the players names...by nickname. CMON BONT, GO BOB, THAT'S IT DAHL...

For two ******* hours. Sit there and shut your face until your voice breaks you little shitbag.

I had a 40 yr old Richmond supporter in front of me last night doing that. Go Dusty. C'mon Cotch. Go Jack.

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

I had a 40 yr old Richmond supporter in front of me last night doing that. Go Dusty. C'mon Cotch. Go Jack.

Oh dear, I do that even when I'm watching on the telly No complaints from the cat as yet...

 

[Catfish Alley]

It's better than yelling out 'go number 22'

 

[perthblue]

GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM!

 

[Plugger35]

The Saints players first names often become Jesus when I watch them play, like "Jesus Riewoldt how the hell did you miss that shot at goal?".

 

[Hawthorn United]

Jolly good show old sport. I see that we have scored a goal. That deserves a gentle clap.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

 

[NaturalDisaster]

The Saints players first names often become Jesus when I watch them play, like "Jesus Riewoldt how they hell did you miss that shot at goal?".

Yep same here.

The Jesus Riewoldt cousins

 

[Cruyff14]

GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM!

GO BANANA!

 

[akkaps]

GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM!

At local games they all know the players surnames, without the stuck up nicknames.

 

[Damon_3388]

People who are super "on" and loudly talkative with back-and-forth banter at like 8 in the morning on public transport or at work. I'm not one of those "don't talk to me until I've had a coffee" kind of people, but I still like to somewhat ease into the day nonetheless.

 

[GPW1]

The 10 year old kid at the footy that wants everyone around him to know that he knows all the players names...by nickname. CMON BONT, GO BOB, THAT'S IT DAHL...

For two ******* hours. Sit there and shut your face until your voice breaks you little shitbag.

I prefer the enthusiastic kid over the screeching middle aged women referring to every player by their first names.

 

[nike1]

all the coverage of corby coming home

who gives a shit?
she's also NOT a celebrity, she's done nothing to be classed as a celebrity