Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

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Obviously translate sarcasm better also

Really?

 

[Gasometer]

Really?

No.

U missed mine last nite

 

[Gasometer]

Great day for casting a line off St Kilda Pier.

 

[blackshadow]

Great day for casting a line off St Kilda Pier.

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[Gasometer]

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A few casts but no bites.

 

[Nate7]

1. Go back to scene and see if Cctv are in operation TODAY.

2. I have no other advice atm.

Thanks Mr G, I went back a few days after and both cameras had been removed - cables still coming through the outer wall.

I did give them the chance to go the moral route and I've since used my contacts to gather info on the required people. Got the company shitting their pants when I proved some of what I have.

 

[Gasometer]

Thanks Mr G, I went back a few days after and both cameras had been removed - cables still coming through the outer wall.

I did give them the chance to go the moral route and I've since used my contacts to gather info on the required people. Got the company shitting their pants when I proved some of what I have.

....cue 'Law and Order' theme......

 

[Gasometer]

Obviously only a select few visit this page....hnmm....hmmmm?

 

[Twinkletoes]

Obviously only a select few visit this page....hnmm....hmmmm?

 

[Gasometer]

I was thinking more No 29 from the 70s hasnt been here. Dropped a few hints here and there.

 

[Twinkletoes]

I was thinking more No 29 from the 70s hasnt been here. Dropped a few hints here and there.

He has much catching up to do following his hiatus, and is hence too busy setting some of the new gen of DT/SC poster types on the right path elsewhere.

 

[Gasometer]

Recipes that aren't specific enough....brown meat/chicken ....but no flour....nekhours end up with soup instead of gravy.

Tip....follow gut instinct

 

[chugginon]

Obviously only a select few visit this page....hnmm....hmmmm?

I have been "visiting " here, but had nothing to say , Gaso..........................But where are the other GO? Edited to add a couple of extra words.. it read as a quite grumpy post

 

[Gasometer]

I have been "visiting " here, but had nothing to say , Gaso......................

Yes

I refer to Page 188 and the crickets since.

 

[chugginon]

Yes

I refer to Page 188 and the crickets since.

I see.. I read.. yes...

 

[Dodecahedron]

When you go to the police about an idiot using a car to attempt to run people down (possible attempted murders) & vicpol says, "what do you expect us to do about it? Your word v theirs."

"Yeah so what about home invasions, rapes etc - just words? No wonder this state is ******!"

Cop: blank stare.

Even the shit bag tradie business where the idiots work and exited from are completely useless!

I was driving west along Somerville Rd today and nearly got killed by an arseh*le in an old commodore flying at 200km/h on the wrong side of the road directly toward me. He swerved at the last minute. If I'd guessed wrong and twitched into the right lane we would have had a head-on. My point is that there was a cop-car chasing him 300m behind. I thought they were meant to abort city car chases FFS to protect innocent North supporters in the vicinity.

 

[Horace]

I was driving west along Somerville Rd today and nearly got killed by an arseh*le in an old commodore flying at 200km/h on the wrong side of the road directly toward me. He swerved at the last minute. If I'd guessed wrong and twitched into the right lane we would have had a head-on. My point is that there was a cop-car chasing him 300m behind. I thought they were meant to abort city car chases FFS to protect innocent North supporters in the vicinity.

Perhaps they thought you were an *essendon supporter and weren't too worried.

 

[ferball]

Need to be at work by 530. Take dogs for a walk at 430. Both decide it's too cold to piss. Left the keys inside. Had to wake up my mrs who is pregnant. Heard her say "for **** sake" through the window. First time I've ever heard her say the F word. Wait til she finds out there's no milk for her morning coffee lol.

Good thing to cos it can be really hard detaching them from street signs and trees when they get stuck to them.

 

[Nate7]

....cue 'Law and Order' theme......

I was driving west along Somerville Rd today and nearly got killed by an arseh*le in an old commodore flying at 200km/h on the wrong side of the road directly toward me. He swerved at the last minute. If I'd guessed wrong and twitched into the right lane we would have had a head-on. My point is that there was a cop-car chasing him 300m behind. I thought they were meant to abort city car chases FFS to protect innocent North supporters in the vicinity.

I was growing increasingly frustrated by the incompetent clowns' discourse via email today, so I decided to send them a reply with only a massive pens! ****ing useless degenerate pricks, dolts the lot of them!

 

[Twinkletoes]

Grumpy here tonight Gasometer having suffered a rear tyre puncture on the bike miles from home just prior to 1am. F***!

 

[Gasometer]

Grumpy here tonight Gasometer having suffered a rear tyre puncture on the bike miles from home just prior to 1am. F***!

I know the pain.

I now ride on Gatorskin tyres. $60 each. Have not had a rear puncture for 2 years.

Biggest new problem is tyre wire fragments from dudes doing burn outs in cars out the back roads.

 

[Gasometer]

Has ayone here eaten Truffles? Rick Stein was eating them last night on Tv.

 

[Dodecahedron]

Kids today don't laugh.
They just say LOL.
There was funny scene in a movie recently and behind me all I heard a was LOL. lol. Lol. loL from a group of youngsters.
Sounded like muppets.

 

[Gasometer]

Kids today don't laugh.
They just say LOL.
There was funny scene in a movie recently and behind me all I heard a was LOL. lol. Lol. loL from a group of youngsters.
Sounded like muppets.

Wat did u expect seeing 'Chips'?

 

[koshari]

Grumpy here tonight Gasometer having suffered a rear tyre puncture on the bike miles from home just prior to 1am. F***!

What were u doing on a bike at 1am?