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[Bojan KantKick]

I reckon "go you pups" is the type of guy that would go to Centrefold with his two virgin mates and wink at strippers after he orders a round of lemon lime butters. A real Hamish & Andy type fan-boy that is convinced bartenders want him after he tips them $15 more than he should've.

I could imagine him and Gero both trying to be smooth operators in the corner of a strip club, both ponging of human excretement while pups is running a mint-coloured Industrie v-neck tee-shirt and Gero is offering AFL banter so bad that would make watching M*A*S*H re-runs on continuous loop seem appealing.

You can tell they're both yuck operators. I reckon I would rather throw myself down a flight of stairs at a dodgy hotel and watch "Here Come The Habibs" re-runs than have anything to do with them and their garbage EPL team.

They both try to banter but neither of them would get within 300 yards of a laugh and their trolling displays are some of the most pungest (yes I made up a word to describe them) efforts I have seen on BigFooty.

Think twice before you get around anything the associate with. Spurs pong hard and so do they.

Cc: WR

Goodnight

****ing hell that's funny

 

[RPCB]

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Samwell Tarly?

 

[Gosha]

Samwell Tarly?

Nah that's pups. Not sure who the bloke is though

 

[Spanish Sahara]

Well that was enjoyable reading. Go tigers

 

[Jatz]

Can you imagine if they win the GF

 

[RPCB]

Nah that's pups. Not sure who the bloke is though

Game of Thrones character.

 

[glenferry23]

Gosha's night out?

 

[Gosha]

Can you imagine if they win the GF

I wouldn't live past the celebrations to post on here after it so don't worry

 

[jd2010]

Shit if that's what we get for an August win imagine when the Tigers win one in September! Is it too late to jump on the bandwagon Gosha? I like the up and about tigers fans even if they're taking the piss out of spurs fans.

 

[Jatz]

I would actually like a Tigers premiership.

 

[jd2010]

Nah I'd prefer a prelim final crumble. Still get all the hype and build up after they win 1 or 2 finals and then get the inevitable

 

[NUFC Tiger]

I still think the lid needs to be kept on despite the media (and some posters) seemingly wanting to go early lol. Need to get past the mother of all bogey sides in Geelong first. Just because Selwood's out doesn't necessarily fill me with a lot more confidence either. Though Caddy maybe timing his return to the cattery well with probably his best game for us over the weekend.

 

[Gosha]

Shit if that's what we get for an August win imagine when the Tigers win one in September! Is it too late to jump on the bandwagon Gosha? I like the up and about tigers fans even if they're taking the piss out of spurs fans.

Sorry JD. You're actually a good operator. It's unfortunate about the football clubs you support though. Carlton and Spurs is almost an instant write-off in my books. Lucky you're running a good set-up. Always room on the Tiggy train for your kind of sort. Not sure you want in though. This train is bound to derail at some point. At the moment though, running red hot. We're talking express. Direct services to September. No doubt about it.

 

[Gosha]

I still think the lid needs to be kept on despite the media (and some posters) seemingly wanting to go early lol. Need to get past the mother of all bogey sides in Geelong first. Just because Selwood's out doesn't necessarily fill me with a lot more confidence either. Though Caddy maybe timing his return to the cattery well with probably his best game for us over the weekend.

Sir Josh Caddy. Have always loved the bloke. Everyone doubted him but I have backed him in all season.

 

[Gosha]

I would actually like a Tigers premiership.

That's nice of you Jatz. I couldn't say the same thing about Carlton. I think I would rather be waterboarded with vodka and repeatedly punched in the nuts than have to deal with Carlton winning the premiership.

 

[FAITH]

Nice win yesterday.
Jake Kelly one of our best

 

[NUFC Tiger]

Sir Josh Caddy. Have always loved the bloke. Everyone doubted him but I have backed him in all season.

Just need Mr Hunt to turn it on and then we'll really be cooking with gas in Geelong

 

[Art Vandelay_]

chef how long was Libba out for last season?
Same surgery and same surgeon so trying to get a timeframe.

 

[Spanish Sahara]

Tiger time with the MRP results


Waiting for Gero melts...

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Tiger time with the MRP results


Waiting for Gero melts...

Melt over what? Hawkins has been asking for it.

Duncan, well, litmus test for the club. Fail to challenge and they're as spineless as the team was last PF night. Punches to the body have been fined all year and wasn't it you blokes in here last week saying PD getting banned was consistency. So consistent...

He got the same as Mumford bumping Gawn in the head. Think about that.

 

[Jatz]

Melt over what? Hawkins has been asking for it.

Duncan, well, litmus test for the club. Fail to challenge and they're as spineless as the team was last PF night. Punches to the body have been fined all year and wasn't it you blokes in here last week saying PD getting banned was consistency. So consistent...

He got the same as Mumford bumping Gawn in the head. Think about that.

Zorko got a week just recently for doing it to Plowman. So yeah, some consistency.

 

[elhadjihenry]

Zorko got a week just recently for doing it to Plowman. So yeah, some consistency.

And Merrett just copped a week for a body punch on Sunday.

 

[Spanish Sahara]

Merrett got a week for a punch to the guts

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

Duncan should've properly belted papley if he was getting done for that.

Hawkins was always getting a week even though he didn't even get rampe in the head.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Zorko got a week just recently for doing it to Plowman. So yeah, some consistency.

Zak Jones, Hodge, Cunnington, Taylor Walker, Martin, Robbie Tarrant, Mitch McGovern, Jack Steven, Luke Parker, Nick Robertson, Easton Wood x2.

Working back from now and this is just to round 14. Punches to the body. All fined or suspended for 3rd low level offence (Hodge, so otherwise fined)

Need I go on with this body of evidence that shows this isn't consistent...