Analysis 2017 Non-Crows Discussion Thread - Part V for Vendetta

[Pea Nut]

Wake up and smell the coffee.

Oh I am wide awake.

 

[subaru]

He’s a Port supporter isn’t he.....

There's only one thing worse than a Port supporter - someone that calls the parking inspector on your neighbours!
He chipped out his own 3rd driveway ( not council approved ) which has taken away a couple of street parks, which in our cul de sac are like gold.
Everyone has cooperated for years !
We even let residents park in our driveway if they are having people over so their guests can park in theirs.

He then called the council parking inspector saying someone ( one of the teenagers in the streets friend) and said someone was parked on front of his driveway. Got the kid fined $65!


The kid got out of it because there is no "driveway " - it's not approved.

So each time someone needs a park and they park there it doesn't matter who it is - he calls the parking inspector again claiming someone parked in front of his driveway.

Same event ensues - council remove the fine. Stupid council won't make him replace the kerbing.

This is just one of his little stunts.
There's shitloads more.

Took screenshots of one of the girls in the streets formal from Facebook and printed them off and gave them to her parents.

****ing freak and ****
That said - he probably does support Port

 

[kirky]

What ****ing parallel universe have I emerged to following my festivus hiatus ????





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"Six Power players are rated as elite (in the top 10 per cent in the competition) for their position — triple club champion Robbie Gray, All-Australian ruckman Paddy Ryder, leading goalkicker Charlie Dixon, swingman Justin Westhoff, captain Travis Boak and silky-skilled playmaker Chad Wingard. Another 10 are rated as above average (top 35 per cent) for their position — recruits Motlop and Watts, midfielders Ollie Wines and Jared Polec, forwards Sam Gray and Jake Neade and defenders Tom Jonas, Hamish Hartlett, Matthew Broadbent and Jasper Pittard. "'

FMD - I thought I'd sobered up !

Just goes to show their are stats, stats and damn lies.

Westhoff, Boak (yes a couple of years ago), Sam Gray and Neade. **** me drunk.

Anything less than a GF is a failure for them!

 

[Sanders]

10 of their 14 wins last year were against the bottom 6 sides.
According to Janus 2017 was stage 5 of a 6 stage total Australian rules football domination where they will win the 2018 Grand Final more emphatically than the Geelong v Port Powers 119 point debacle. #legsfeedthewolf

#crackfeedsthepipe

 

[GameofSloanes]

What ****ing parallel universe have I emerged to following my festivus hiatus ????





Ahahahahahahaha
Ahahahahahahaha
Ahah

"Six Power players are rated as elite (in the top 10 per cent in the competition) for their position — triple club champion Robbie Gray, All-Australian ruckman Paddy Ryder, leading goalkicker Charlie Dixon, swingman Justin Westhoff, captain Travis Boak and silky-skilled playmaker Chad Wingard. Another 10 are rated as above average (top 35 per cent) for their position — recruits Motlop and Watts, midfielders Ollie Wines and Jared Polec, forwards Sam Gray and Jake Neade and defenders Tom Jonas, Hamish Hartlett, Matthew Broadbent and Jasper Pittard. "'

FMD - I thought I'd sobered up !

Boak and westhoff are elite? Wtf maybe boak a few years ago but saying he's elite now is ridiculous. Westhoff lol.

 

[Pea Nut]

Boak and westhoff are elite? Wtf maybe boak a few years ago but saying he's elite now is ridiculous. Westhoff lol.

He's elite at running from the forward 50 into the defensive 50 after the opposition has kicked consecutive goals. He's had plenty of practice doing it.

 

[MRB37]

Boak and westhoff are elite? Wtf maybe boak a few years ago but saying he's elite now is ridiculous. Westhoff lol.

CD rates players positions though and then assigns "elite", "above average", "average" etc rankings based on where they fall within those position categories. I'm assuming Boak and Westhoff would be ranked as a "general forward" and would be in the top 10% of players assigned in that position. You've also got separate key and small forward rankings too, so not every "elite" player is at the same level.

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

Champion Data has always had a hard on for Westhoff. Don’t quite understand it. Even Port fans think he’s just okay.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

 

[Deaneus!]

Three out of four came to the Crows

Putting Tim Watson there is stupid too

 

[1970crow]

Three out of four came to the Crows

Putting Tim Watson there is stupid too

I didn't think he was the odd man out of the 4.

 

[Vooligan]

I didn't think he was the odd man out of the 4.

Agree. They wrote "Zero to Hero". One of them is much closer to zero than hero.

 

[1970crow]

Agree. They wrote "Zero to Hero". One of them is much closer to zero than hero.

I'm no hater, I understand why he's a genuine best 22 selection, but heroes do it when it matters and shits not necessarily going their way. There's definitely an odd man out.

 

[subaru]

Boak and westhoff are elite? Wtf maybe boak a few years ago but saying he's elite now is ridiculous. Westhoff lol.

It was the Neade ...lolol Neade .... that I couldn't believe.

#crackdata

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

It was the Neade ...lolol Neade .... that I couldn't believe.

#crackdata

Neade? Played half the season in reserves and kicked a whole 6 goals all year.

That’s above average?

 

[Dc9798]

Boak and westhoff are elite? Wtf maybe boak a few years ago but saying he's elite now is ridiculous. Westhoff lol.

I stopped reading after seeing that plus Neade as elite. Spare me the BS.


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[FR0GGY]

Neade? Played half the season in reserves and kicked a whole 6 goals all year.

That’s above average?

He’s the most elite out of all the Neades in the AFL

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Neade? Played half the season in reserves and kicked a whole 6 goals all year.

That’s above average?

Yes, I would like this one explained as makes absolutely no sense.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Champion Data has always had a hard on for Westhoff. Don’t quite understand it. Even Port fans think he’s just okay.

Gets plenty of the ball, by dropping behind the play as Ken's key defensive strategy.

 

[subaru]

Neade? Played half the season in reserves and kicked a whole 6 goals all year.

That’s above average?

It is .....



if you're talking Neade's averages !!!!

Laughable ...but then we all knew that.
Neade
lol

 

[relapse]

It was the Neade ...lolol Neade .... that I couldn't believe.

#crackdata

The only thing above average with Neade is the amount of time he spends playing for free kicks.

 

[subaru]

The only thing above average with Neade is the amount of time he spends playing for free kicks.

Apart from how weak Neade is , I'll never forget when he kicked a goal against GWS that put Port only 15 goals down and he's running around trying to high five his team mates who just looked at him as if "WTF?"
Looked like a complete tool!

 

[Dirty Bird]

There is life after being delisted, ex St Kilda Arryn Siposs has committed to Auburn university as their punter.

I might shoot an email to the NCAA in about 4 years.
Pretty sure he's ineligible to play by virtue of playing in the afl.
Let's let them win for 4 years then get everything taken away

 

[birdflu]

I might shoot an email to the NCAA in about 4 years.
Pretty sure he's ineligible to play by virtue of playing in the afl.
Let's let them win for 4 years then get everything taken away

The NCAA doesn't consider playing professionally in a different sport an amateurism violation. My Maryland Terrapins have former VFL player Wade Lees as their punter (previously they had South Australian and lifelong Crows fan Brad Craddock), and guys like Brandon Weeden have played pro baseball for years before starting their college football careers.

 

[Barneythecrab]

Am I reading the AFL article correctly - adelaide crows membership for last year: 81,062? Is that a record?