Media Sterge's Sweet F.A s**t trucks

[Frankston Rover]

Love it Sterge. I know you know. Smart man.

The last time the Coney Island Warriors started 3-0: missed the finals series completely.

3 of the last 4 flags have been won by a club starting 3-0. Roys win, again.

Just like your face, records are meant to be Broken.

 

[Hate]

Just like your face, records are meant to be Broken.

Leave Broken out of this. I don't think he wants anything to do with the Warriors.

 

[Broken]

Just like your face, records are meant to be Broken.

If the record is loudest belch, sure.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Cloud_ making wholesale changes without consulting the captains, what kind of admin would do that that's a The Filth Wizard type move right there.

Now now Sterge we all know the best leaders were autocrats.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Leave Broken out of this. I don't think he wants anything to do with the Warriors.

Once again you've proven to have zero feel for this competition or anyone in it.

 

[Frankston Rover]

If the record is loudest belch, sure.

This is why you're so respected.

 

[Sterge]

Now now Sterge we all know the best leaders were autocrats.

Optimus Prime was a good leader, not sure about the rest of them though

 

[Wosh]

The actual Qooty is such a small part of the Sweet F.A why limit s**t trucks to qooty only, this way no one knows when or for what reason they may be s**t trucked. The overwhelming feedback from my fans is in support of this.

I'm actually surprised you don't have a streak hashtag in your sig at this point

Richmond winning a Premiership has done something to you, an edgy little spring in your step…I like it.
#Sterge4Admin

 

[U2tigers]

Richmond winning a Premiership has done something to you, an edgy little spring in your step…I like it.
#Sterge4Admin

Don't encourage him please.

 

[Sterge]

Don't encourage him please.

I don't need encouragement, even a week with you lot can't dull my renewed vigor

 

[Wosh]

Don't encourage him please.

I most certainly will.

 

[_Cayz_]

Round 3

Round 3 sees our biggest collection of s**t trucks so far this season with a combined 13 people being named joint winners. So Yakker, Ant Bear, Loonerty, fitzroybowiedog, Frankston Rover, KohPhi, Hatchy1992, JoshWoodenSpoon, haydo, NaturalDisaster, Blacky, Fryer Tuck & Cloud_ congratulations on being named the Round 3 Sterge's s**t Trucks. Changing the sim program and bringing in 'gender neutral' commentary is all well and good but back flipping after 2 rounds and changing the program back alters the very integrity of the sim where a change of program is a change of fortunes for some clubs. We all know the quirks of the sim and how the program seems to favour specific clubs from season to season, but I haven't seen balls up of this scale since the AFL considered trialing new rules mid season. You have the simmers complaining about having to change programs again and to be honest boncer34 simming himself to a Deestroy had more #integrity than this decision. Don't ruin the integrity of the season just because no one really cared about your change to begin with, stick to your guns and see the season out at least.

Honourable mentions

The Baghdad Bombers - winless after 3 rounds with KohPhi ineffectual from the bench this is a team that has struggled since inspirational leader Harolad was banned, but hey at least _Cayz_ had a good game so they have that going for them. More team stuff, less individual glory needed and the captain has to lead from the front no hiding on the bench with a massive round 4 clash against the undefeated Warriors coming up.
The Coney Island Warriors - for a team that has a mocking #clichedhashtag in their team thread title they sure love to get out the aforementioned #clichedhashtags as soon as they win more than 1 game, and with a 3 game #streak going on the league best be prepared for an onslaught of hashtags until it ends. Hopefully the bombers can get up in their round 4 clash so both teams can be wiped from the s**t trucks HM list.

I made everyone aware that what I had to offer the Bombers was sheer individual brilliance.

 

[_Cayz_]

Richmond winning a Premiership has done something to you, an edgy little spring in your step…I like it.
#Sterge4Admin

The league is a better place with Sterge in it.

I don't like to admit it, but it is. Now can he just hurry the * up and get rid of that spud NaturalDisaster.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

The league is a better place with Sterge in it.

I don't like to admit it, but it is. Now can he just hurry the **** up and get rid of that spud NaturalDisaster.

Why are you sucking up to Sterge so much? are you trying to lure him to the Bummers?

 

[TJASTA]

wait am i still in charge of the spreadsheet?

 

[_Cayz_]

Why are you sucking up to Sterge so much? are you trying to lure him to the Bummers?

It's called respect. One day you might earn it from someone.

 

[Yakker]

What did I win? Mum will be so proud

 

[Sterge]

What did I win? Mum will be so proud

1 13ths share of a real life s**t truck.

 

[Yakker]

1 13ths share of a real life s**t truck.

Sweet, I’m so glad I lost my sense of smell on guy gawks night back in ‘76

 

[NaturalDisaster]

It's called respect. One day you might earn it from someone.

You respect a man who doesn't respect you back?

 

[Sterge]

You respect a man who doesn't respect you back?

Listen here, don't talk for me.

There are very few people on big footy i would be interested in meeting for a beer, _Cayz_ is one of those few.

 

[_Cayz_]

You respect a man who doesn't respect you back?

Swing and a miss.

Besides, I respect many people that I haven't met so of course the answer is yes.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Listen here, don't talk for me.

There are very few people on big footy i would be interested in meeting for a beer, _Cayz_ is one of those few.

Furies delist sterge.

 

[Sterge]

Furies delist sterge.

I'll take over so quick your ******* head will spin

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I'll take over so quick your ******* head will spin

I just delisted you, good luck