Mega Thread Hawf & Handbaggers monumentally embarrassing 1700000 page s**tfight (part 5)

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On to Part 6!

Mega Thread - Hawfs and Gellonk, the only true Rivalry. Minnows keep out.

Aaaaand we’ve hit another 10,000 posts so time to roll it over and go again Continued from part 5 https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/hawf-handbaggers-monumentally-embarrassing-1700000-page-s-tfight-part-5.1207938/unread Previous Threads Part 4...

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[Hawk Dork]

Hawthorn's forward line next year is going to be like two seagulls fighting over a chip

Has your one seagull flown the coop or do you give him another year?

 

[chefmeister]

JOM is a 10 year project player

lol, #ralphisms

 

[chefmeister]

Burton+15+35 in a super draft for Whingegard. Hawfs have failed here, the farm has been sold.

 

[Xtreme]

Has your one seagull flown the coop or do you give him another year?

Ablett will play for another 5 years

The bible basher needs to earn more money because his old man is bleeding him dry.

And not to mention the old man's drug habit!

 

[chefmeister]

Ablett will play for another 5 years

The bible basher needs to earn more money because his old man is bleeding him dry.

 

[William Wonka]

Have been a neutral in this thread because Hawks cheated us in 91

But after Geelong's poor form with Kelly. **** Geelong

92 & 94 was magnificent

Get ******

Id imagine a staunch defender of Gaff like yourself would already be a member of the 'Lefal Leighs hit em while they aint lookin' fanclub?

haha is that being very eager or else being very small and junior and getting interested in a very small borderline matter... could
garner very interesting maters about juniors and cheap shots...

Can one of the regular Hawks please translate.

Red mist , you speak fluent gibberish.
Your help would be appreciated.

 

[chefmeister]

haha is that being very eager or else being very small and junior and getting interested in a very small borderline matter... could
garner very interesting maters about juniors and cheap shots...

 

[Lebbo73]

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We’ve moved on from vinyl Chef!

 

[Xtreme]

We’ve moved on from vinyl Chef!

The Catters are still stuck in the stone age - certainly explains their reliance on old broken down has been players that require walking sticks AND extensive therapy (for other players, when this cretin tries to convert them to his religion).

 

[Lebbo73]

The Catters are still stuck in the stone age - certainly explains their reliance on old broken down has been players that require walking sticks AND extensive therapy (for other players, when this cretin tries to convert them to his religion).

This will be the mood around Geelong next season

 

[Xtreme]

The smart move would have been to not extend Chris Scott's contract, but they are so inept that they will never get on the right track.

Chris Scott coaching the Catters =

The moment where the Catters think they are finals contender, but are shown to be pretenders

 

[chefmeister]

We’ve moved on from vinyl Chef!

Did you “millennials” find it offensive?

 

[chefmeister]

The Catters are still stuck in the stone age - certainly explains their reliance on old broken down has been players that require walking sticks AND extensive therapy (for other players, when this cretin tries to convert them to his religion).
The smart move would have been to not extend Chris Scott's contract, but they are so inept that they will never get on the right track.

Chris Scott coaching the Catters =

The moment where the Catters think they are finals contender, but are shown to be pretenders

 

[Lebbo73]

Did you “millennials” find it offensive?

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Nice try. My first album was vinyl.

 

[chefmeister]

Nice try. My first album was vinyl.

Nice, how many copies did you sell, old boy?

 

[Red mist]

Id imagine a staunch defender of Gaff like yourself would already be a member of the 'Lefal Leighs hit em while they aint lookin' fanclub?



Red mist , you speak fluent gibberish.
Your help would be appreciated.

The laxative hasn’t bled in to you yet , but there you go my little nuzzler.

 

[William Wonka]

The laxative hasn’t bled in to you yet , but there you go my little nuzzler.

Thanks mate, that helps a lot.
Everything is crystal clear now.

Leeda just in case you haven't met before please allow me to introduce Red mist.
I think you two gentlemen will get on famously.

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Ablett will play for another 5 years

The bible basher needs to earn more money because his old man is bleeding him dry.

And not to mention the old man's drug habit!

And Nafan has a job that pays.... bwahahaha

 

[Red mist]

Thanks mate, that helps a lot.
Everything is crystal clear now.

Leeda just in case you haven't met before please allow me to introduce Red mist.
I think you two gentlemen will get on famously.

Why are wearing Neville ( love the name) Brunns?

 

[William Wonka]

Why are wearing Neville ( love the name) Brunns?

He is just so pretty.

 

[Red mist]

He is just so pretty.

You wanna team up?
I’ll get you a solid.

 

[Red mist]

Nah I probably won’t lol

 

[William Wonka]

You wanna team up?
I’ll get you a solid.

I think Ill pass.
Id just keep comparing you to Brunsy and no one can compete with perfection.

 

[Red mist]

I think Ill pass.
Id just keep comparing you to Brunsy and no one can compete with perfection.

Should take it to court man.
Outside the bounds.

 

[Benny78]

I'm noticing people are actually talking about Hawthorn again. Maybe they actually fear them since their recent top ups.