Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[Shell]

Um continue to pleasure her maybe.

Tonnes u can do

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

Read a book?

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Go to sleep

 

[gaskin]

Finish him off?

 

[Shell]

Nothing wrong with a devils three way.

Dont have to tell me..

 

[Better Loosen Up]

Alright so I've been out of the game for a while, but if a girl touches you, it is safe to assume that she is attracted to you? Around the waist, and grabbing arms, hands and so on.

Also if you find out she has a boyfriend, but she specifically downplays it, saying it's not serious and that she just wants to have fun, what is the go? The only reason I believe the boyfriend thing got mentioned in passing (don't recall if it was by her or her friends) was because he was working there, right behind the bar.

If she deliberately brought up the boyfriend thing I would obviously take it that she is unavailable and/or uninterested...

Open relationship?

 

[FRUMPY]

I always wondered what the first guy is supposed to do after he's finished. It would be so awkward, especially if he's finished well before the others lol.

- turn the tv on
- go make something to eat
- go have a cuppa
- suck him off.....................

 

[Shell]

- turn the tv on
- go make something to eat
- go have a cuppa
- suck him off.....................

- suck/lick stuff..
- use fingers
- kiss her
- spank her

And tonnes of other stuff, depending on what the dude is doing obviously.



Or else go make a coffee and watch.

 

[FRUMPY]

- suck/lick stuff..
- use fingers
- kiss her
- spank her

And tonnes of other stuff, depending on what the dude is doing obviously.



Or else go make a coffee and watch.

Leave the money on the bench?

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[Shell]

You actually pay them at the start, not the end.

 

[FRUMPY]

Pay by the minute would be better

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[Shell]

Some do half an hour actually.

I think...

Not many tho, 1 hour is standard minumum

 

[Shell]

/having said that tho the one im hiring next month wanted min 2 hours- thats like $1700 like sorry no can do.

Sorry i am not made of $1700.

1 hour is plenty.

 

[FRUMPY]

/having said that tho the one im hiring next month wanted min 2 hours- thats like $1700 like sorry no can do.

Sorry i am not made of $1700.

1 hour is plenty.

Tightass (joking)

 

[Shell]

Tightass (joking)

She justified it by saying we can get to know each other better/not rush.

I get the point, but.. it still aint happening.

I can use 10 minutes to get acquainted that is enough.

 

[craigos]

Making love for two, making love for twooooooo, minutes

 

[IKnowtheDog]

You actually pay them at the start, not the end.

Probably the only industry that would be a ‘cash only’ operation

 

[FRUMPY]

Probably the only industry that would be a ‘cash only’ operation

and any asian bakery

 

[Shell]

Greeks prefer cash too.


/inb4someonesaysanaltoo

 

[FRUMPY]

Probably the only industry that would be a ‘cash only’ operation

waiting on the ATO to enforce wearing a condom with a microchip that processes the payment once inserted

 

[Shell]

Probably the only industry that would be a ‘cash only’ operation

Can do cash transfers into their accounts.

I prefer cash tho.

 

[FRUMPY]

/inb4someonesaysanaltoo

well not all greeks

 

[Shell]

well not all greeks

Well we invented it.

Apparently.

 

[FRUMPY]

Well we invented it.

Apparently.

ok anastasia

 

[Shell]

ok anastasia

We invented everything.

And Windex cures everything too. Which we also invented.