Gold Coast will beat Geelong this weekend and Port will lose to Brisbane. Gold Coast will be top of the ladder and Gil will announce that the AFL season is cancelled for the 'health and safety of the players'. They will have no choice but to give Gold Coast the premiership and Matt Rowell the Brownlow.
Or we'll charge back into top 4 heading for b2b and Gil will announce that the AFL season is cancelled for the 'health and safety of the players' and 'state of the game' concerns