The Dice Man's MASSIVE Pre-Season Prediciton

[The Dice Man]

Richmond will finish between 1-6 at the end of the home and away season.


Essendon will finish 9th!

 

[tugga]

Richmond will finish between 1-6 at the end of the home and away season.


Essendon will finish 9th!

Did you just stumble in the front door from being on the sauce all night DM?

 

[Bollox]

I'm seeing cute yellow and black fluffy toys on chenille bed spreads.....and choo choo train sets with little tigers riding on the caboose....

....it has arrived at the station for 2007....pack a cut lunch with ya hopes and dreams and hop on board the tigger train !!!

 

[The Dice Man]

Did you just stumble in the front door from being on the sauce all night DM?

No... I didnt touch the sauce in the night, but the morning is anyone's guess.



I firmly believe Terry Wallace will lead Richmond to a top 6 finish in the 2007 AFL Home and Away Season.

 

[The Dice Man]

I'm seeing cute yellow and black fluffy toys on chenille bed spreads.....and choo choo train sets with little tigers riding on the caboose....

....it has arrived at the station for 2007....pack a cut lunch with ya hopes and dreams and hop on board the tigger train !!!

Im seeing someone who was mute for 72 years... or was it 73?

 

[tugga]

No... I didnt touch the sauce in the night, but the morning is anyone's guess.



I firmly believe Terry Wallace will lead Richmond to a top 6 finish in the 2007 AFL Home and Away Season.

Amen brother. I don't think the Bummers will finish that high though.

 

[The Dice Man]

Amen brother. I don't think the Bummers will finish that high though.

Yeah that's the Massive Prediciton part.

 

[Shakin77]

Richmond will finish between 1-6 at the end of the home and away season.


Essendon will finish 9th!

No Dice!

 

[PHX]

Well I dont completly agree but the Dice Man's predictions havent been too bad in history.

 

[tigerT]

Richmond will finish between 1-6 at the end of the home and away season.


Essendon will finish 9th!

amen brother

 

[Bollox]

No idea how u blokes do it every yr.

Rounds 1-5...lots of encouraging backslapping over a few ales.
Rounds 5-10...champagne being popped at punt rd bbq's.
Rounds 10-15...experienced wives & g/f's know to stay clear...vodka at home, heavy gambling on the phone tab a/c.
Rounds 15-18...Vodka depth charges, mood swings, the odd black eye from pub arguments, closet pessimism despite the mathematical possibility the tiges can make finals.
Rounds 18-22...Wife moves out but u dont care, work suffers, constant 3 day growth, personal hygeine standards drop, suicidal tendencies.
Finals...Patch things up with the missus and work, go on the wagon, talk about next season.

 

[Corpuscles]

Richmond will finish between 1-6 at the end of the home and away season.


Essendon will finish 9th!

Dicey , that means Tiggers have to win more than they lose!

No 1 , Probably virgin territory for you? Tiggers never been there in your lifetime???, It means Tiggers have to win more games and by the most amount than any other team..... errrum .....NO CHANCE! could not happen even in a substance abuse commatose Ninthmond lads wet dream!!!

Err .....2 -4 ditto
Wet Toast, Crowbots, Shockers & The Premiers...... all way ahead

5-6.... Dees Dogs Saints Cats Power..... all have more reliable claims!!!

Ninthmond be be lucky to retain 9th could indeed be challeged by Bummers... thats the bit ya got sorta close to the mark

 

[Seth]

No idea how u blokes do it every yr.

Rounds 1-5...lots of encouraging backslapping over a few ales.
Rounds 5-10...champagne being popped at punt rd bbq's.
Rounds 10-15...experienced wives & g/f's know to stay clear...vodka at home, heavy gambling on the phone tab a/c.
Rounds 15-18...Vodka depth charges, mood swings, the odd black eye from pub arguments, closet pessimism despite the mathematical possibility the tiges can make finals.
Rounds 18-22...Wife moves out but u dont care, work suffers, constant 3 day growth, personal hygeine standards drop, suicidal tendencies.
Finals...Patch things up with the missus and work, go on the wagon, talk about next season.

Now that is so funny and so true. I've seen it happen to friends of mine again and again and again and again and again and again.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

No idea how u blokes do it every yr.

Rounds 1-5...lots of encouraging backslapping over a few ales.
Rounds 5-10...champagne being popped at punt rd bbq's.
Rounds 10-15...experienced wives & g/f's know to stay clear...vodka at home, heavy gambling on the phone tab a/c.
Rounds 15-18...Vodka depth charges, mood swings, the odd black eye from pub arguments, closet pessimism despite the mathematical possibility the tiges can make finals.
Rounds 18-22...Wife moves out but u dont care, work suffers, constant 3 day growth, personal hygeine standards drop, suicidal tendencies.
Finals...Patch things up with the missus and work, go on the wagon, talk about next season.

hahahaha that's so on the money it's scary. Who hasn't got a mate that goes for Richmond that fits that bill???

 

[Marklar_33]

One of the Bottom 8 sides must make the Top 4, may as well be Richmond, as they are harmless...

 

[Polo_14]

I'm seeing cute yellow and black fluffy toys on chenille bed spreads.....and choo choo train sets with little tigers riding on the caboose....

....it has arrived at the station for 2007....pack a cut lunch with ya hopes and dreams and hop on board the tigger train !!!

LOL not bad

 

[dave_27]

No idea how u blokes do it every yr.

Rounds 1-5...lots of encouraging backslapping over a few ales.
Rounds 5-10...champagne being popped at punt rd bbq's.
Rounds 10-15...experienced wives & g/f's know to stay clear...vodka at home, heavy gambling on the phone tab a/c.
Rounds 15-18...Vodka depth charges, mood swings, the odd black eye from pub arguments, closet pessimism despite the mathematical possibility the tiges can make finals.
Rounds 18-22...Wife moves out but u dont care, work suffers, constant 3 day growth, personal hygeine standards drop, suicidal tendencies.
Finals...Patch things up with the missus and work, go on the wagon, talk about next season.

lol, richmond supporters to a t.

 

[Simche]

You all laugh but technically we're due our one finals appearance every five years this year so could well happen (plus we tend to make top 4 when we actually do get there re 95 and 01)

 

[Copernicus]

No idea how u blokes do it every yr.

Rounds 1-5...lots of encouraging backslapping over a few ales.
Rounds 5-10...champagne being popped at punt rd bbq's.
Rounds 10-15...experienced wives & g/f's know to stay clear...vodka at home, heavy gambling on the phone tab a/c.
Rounds 15-18...Vodka depth charges, mood swings, the odd black eye from pub arguments, closet pessimism despite the mathematical possibility the tiges can make finals.
Rounds 18-22...Wife moves out but u dont care, work suffers, constant 3 day growth, personal hygeine standards drop, suicidal tendencies.
Finals...Patch things up with the missus and work, go on the wagon, talk about next season.

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[Total Power]

Ur a legend Dicey...LOL

 

[Ljam]

No idea how u blokes do it every yr.

Rounds 1-5...lots of encouraging backslapping over a few ales.
Rounds 5-10...champagne being popped at punt rd bbq's.
Rounds 10-15...experienced wives & g/f's know to stay clear...vodka at home, heavy gambling on the phone tab a/c.
Rounds 15-18...Vodka depth charges, mood swings, the odd black eye from pub arguments, closet pessimism despite the mathematical possibility the tiges can make finals.
Rounds 18-22...Wife moves out but u dont care, work suffers, constant 3 day growth, personal hygeine standards drop, suicidal tendencies.
Finals...Patch things up with the missus and work, go on the wagon, talk about next season.

That made my day thankyou Bollox

 

[Blues_Man]

No idea how u blokes do it every yr.

Rounds 1-5...lots of encouraging backslapping over a few ales.
Rounds 5-10...champagne being popped at punt rd bbq's.
Rounds 10-15...experienced wives & g/f's know to stay clear...vodka at home, heavy gambling on the phone tab a/c.
Rounds 15-18...Vodka depth charges, mood swings, the odd black eye from pub arguments, closet pessimism despite the mathematical possibility the tiges can make finals.
Rounds 18-22...Wife moves out but u dont care, work suffers, constant 3 day growth, personal hygeine standards drop, suicidal tendencies.
Finals...Patch things up with the missus and work, go on the wagon, talk about next season.

LOL Gold ! the epitome of your average Tiger fan

 

[Cuzz09]

One of the Bottom 8 sides must make the Top 4, may as well be Richmond, as they are harmless...

History says that is what happens but it is not a 100% certainty.

Adelaide, Fremantle, Melbourne, St.Kilda, Sydney, West Coast and Doggies all certainties IMO!

Leaves the pies to either hold to their spot in the 8 or pass it over for a newby to come in, possibly the tiges but Id have Port above them.

 

[itsintheblood]

Richmond will finish between 1-6 at the end of the home and away season.


Essendon will finish 9th!

Ah diceman, you come up with some real rip snorters. Do you honestly think essendon will finish so high?

 

[Grimreepah]

Richmond will finish between 1-6 at the end of the home and away season.


Essendon will finish 9th!

Essendon are a chance, but I don't think Richmond can make the top 6.